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dolphins are such bitches and can never win a game!  >:D
 thats why they were the worst team in the nfl! the first round pick will kill their cap room so they will suck forever!

PATRIOTS 4 LIFE!!!

Just like the cost of a first round pick killed the Giants cap room, thereby ensuring they would suck forever.

Oh, wait...

Videotapes.

Someone want to flush this piece of shit down the anti-fins toilet, rather than letting it stink up the place?

He should call himself "TOOSTUPID 4 LIFE" instead.

Remember:  Don't feed the troll!

Isn't there supposed to be a minimum age of 12 for people to post here?  I can appreciate some good taunting if it is either witty or particularly vitriolic (you'll have to find a dictionary for that one, little fella).  But that wasn't only juvenile, it was just plain pathetic.  As trash talking goes, that was truly weak.  I hope he didn't spend a lot of time thinking that one up before posting it, because if he did.........wow.  

oh snap your so hilarious!  get out of here! the patriots went 18-0 in the regular season! what was miamis record? yea won game, congrats!!! and we have a franchise qb unlike the worthless piece of shit John Beck and josh mccown hes horrible!  so get some skill on your team before you start disrespecting thats better than yours. and cheating don't even start we still made plays and the superbowls we won! so call us cheaters but at least we can say we have won back to back superbowls!

Seriously, as a Patriots fan, I'm asking that you please go away and find a home where they care about what you're spewing. This is a friendly community and obviously, you have no intent of being friendly..... You are exactly why I have the line I have in my signature

cannot take a little criticism, thats pathetic! it's constructive criticism might I add!

Learn to spell, use capital letters when appropriate, and grow up.  By the way, 1988 called, they want their catch phrase back.

I fail to see where your criticism is constructive in the least. All you do is bash their players. Take a little trip in the way back machine with me to the early 90's. Oh, wait, bandwagon fans like you were not around in the dark early days of the Pats before they began winning. Sorry, my mistake.

okay, okay, listen you guys really need a life because your taking this way to seriously! really i came to check up on a forum of the team i hate the most! take the constructive criticism and accept it! you need to get away behind your computers and do something with your life! i will go out with my patriots jersey on and get laid! so have fun suckers behind your little fantasy world!  :D

What is this, Junior High?  Like anyone would have sex with you.  You probably live with your parents.  You are the one who needs to get a life rather than being a troll, which is the lowest form of it.  Dream on boy.

While you are at it, learn the definition of "constructive".

Can someone just lock this, please?

Man your a loser! Get a life and stop talking about getting laid, when clearly you could even be my child! Get off this site, smoke a blunt, and accept the superbowl loss!  Don't be a hater because your team will never have a chance like that again!

Videotapes.

Yeah, that's right.  You're gonna go put your Pats jersey on, go to your boyfriend's house, and he'll pull anal beads out of your ass while sitting in front of a big statue of Tom Brady.  

All you've done since crawling out of your boyfriend's hole is run your mouth about the Dolphins.  Do you even visit Patriots boards, fruit loop?

^^^

Really....  Why does everything revert to gay sex with you?

Just keeping the memory of my buddy Carnage alive.   You know he would've gone postal on this piece of shit.

Not all homosexual people are perverse and/or crazy.

OK, let's take a look at this "True Patriots Fan" post.

oh snap, your so hilarious!   Need to capitalize the o and put you're instead of your.  Did you pass third grade English?

the patriots went 18-0 in the regular season!  what was miamis record?

You need to capitalize the words "the" and "patriots" and you need to put an apostrophe in "Miami's".   Man, I feel sorry for your teachers.

yea won game congrats!!   It should be "Yeah, one game, congrats!!"  God, I love making fun of stupid people with GED's.

and we have a franchise qb unlike the worthless piece of shit John Beck and josh mccown hes horrible!

Need to capitalize "And" as well as "QB" and you also forgot to capitalize Josh McCown.  Also, put an apostrophe in he's and you're golden.  

so get some skill on your team before you start disrespecting thats better than yours  Way off base here with sentence structure.  Forgot to capitalize So, and put an apostrophe in that's.  

and cheating don't even start we still made plays and the superbowls we won!  Again, your sentence structure is out of whack.  Need to capitalize And.  Super Bowls is two words, and you're missing a boatload of commas.  Man, I learned all this shit when I was in third grade.   


Thank you, brainless, your English lesson is over.  I hope next time you feel like messing with me you'll remember how stupid I've made you look today.  I'd also like to add that I truly hope you work in retail or the fast food industry because if your speaking skills are anything like your written, you must cause your employer a ton of embarassment.  Go 19-0 next season, then we'll talk.  But be forewarned, if you lose to the Dolphins, I have no problem posting another message reminding you of your STD's and the fact that you can't wipe your ass.  

Alrighty! okay thank you for the lesson you just wasted a lot of time! and enough of the homosexual comebacks! I'm sorry for not making this site my job! dude if this site crashed completely you would not have a place to go! too bad, i will think about you lame miami fans when i'm down in miami getting your hoes!  8)  :D
 

I thought you were out having sex.  Oh yeah, it only takes a few minutes to jerk off.

Why is everyone entertaining this guy?

Because it's fun, at least for a while.

Well, he also needs to capitalize "miami" and "what".


That's quite an assumption.


;-)

I agree. This is a slow day and the immense stupidity and associated poor English was worth a few laughs.

FO.....REAL!!!

lol  :D

So whose doing the sexing and lying?

The only hoe you're going to have any luck with is one of these:

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And even then you'll have to pay for it.

LOL this is comical at best.....Who won the Superbowl this year by the way...just wondering!!!!

What did those 18 wins get you.....same thing it got us with our 1 win......Nothing....there are no awards for 2nd place!!!!!

It must be Spring Break because the children are already getting bored.

Time to grow up son....you clearly show your age....I mean who brags about "getting laid", usually those who have a hard time actually achieving that goal or have never danced between the sheets......pathetic!!!!!

Now go crawl back behind your rock!!!!

You are DISRESPECTING MY NAME!!!!

Dave, please ban this jerk.

ethurst, why did you strike over your whole post, from the "r" in "author" to the end?

(Maybe your post just made too much sense for this thread.)

I think Mr. Pats4life needs to meet the #1 Patriots fan in the world:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNIl2uCPwWs


Fitzy says it best for all of us.  :D ;D  NO ONE  NO ONE , I repeat NO ONE sucked harder then the Pats last year after the way they went out. I'll take 1-15 any day then expecting to be perfect and having it pulled away from you like a steak from a hungry dog. You guys are LOSERS with a capital L.  Your celebratory hats and T shirts are being worn by a bunch of poor people who don't know any better, because if they did they would be wiping their asses with them instead. No more video Taping, and No more cheating for you Aholes. You had your once chance at History and you blew it. I know the bile in your stomach burns but deal with it. Right now I'd pick being a Dolphins fan over a Pats fan anyday of the week. I don't know for a fact but I can reasonably assume that NO Pats game gave any fan the same feeling us Dolphins fans had when we won that 1 game against Baltimore. You smug assholes thought you had it wrapped up in a gift basket and it was thrown back in your faces and stepped on. I can only imagine how miserable it must be on any Pats site now  that you feel the need to come here .  Get a life asshole. NFL draft is just around the corner and Miami is on the up while The Pats are falling like a lead balloon.

Lets see How Bill does without video Tape and a commissioner in his pocket.

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I love how we are still trashing the guy and he will probably never come back.  ;D

I'm not going to ban on him just for thinking we suck.

(Besides, have you watched our team.  He's right.)

Anyway, as long as he keeps his anti-fins rants in the anti-fins section and doesn't get nasty, he can stay.

I must have hit a wrong button or something but hopefully. He'll do this with class.

Here's the repost, hopefully, he'll know that he's welcomed to his opinion but to still have class and respect towards others.

What's the difference between a Dolphin and a Patriots player?

A logo.

Many of the players have the same agents, the same interests, the same desires.

So they don't look at things as you do and as the other fans do. Tom Brady will be a Patriots player next year but who knows after that?

And the Dolphins are in a down state at this time. Every team goes through a down state and a winning state.

But when you post on this board, represent your organization with class. You see, when you post, you've got to think about those other fans that you're in Gillette Stadium with cheering the Patriots and the organization as a whole.

It's okay to be proud about your team. The Boston/New England Patriots have a rich history going back to the old AFL days when they were perhaps better than anything that the current Patriots have done. They had a great air attack and a dynamic passing attack.

And your organization was in constant upheaval in the 70's and 80's.

I have respect for the Patriots organization. As a Dolphin fan since 1966, I've seen that organization go through a lot of stuff. I've seen great players (John Hannah, Jim Plunkett, Stanley Morgan, Andre Tippett and Sam "Bam" Cunningham), even Nick Bounticonti who was an ALL-AFL linebacker for the Boston Patriots. I do respect the fans and the organization and their commitment to winning.

But when you come to this board, you have to have an aura of respect not only for the Dolphins but for other teams as well as your own. You may hate Miami or any other team to the core but try practicing the high road. You will probably find that on this board, most readers will probably agree with you about the Dolphins that are Dolphin fans on some issues.

Be responsible, represent and be cool. There's a cool way to bash the Dolphins and their fans but do it with class and facts. facts don't lie. You're on a great forum which you can state your opinion.

I get grilled because of my stance on Dan Marino and how he hindered the team. I'm a die hard Dolphin fan but that's my opinion but it's all good. We can laugh, argue and disagree. I don't hate the New York Jets at all but I know that they are division rivals who we have a competitive history with. At the end of the day, they are going to cash their million dollar checks.

So I'm not going to their board to embarass a fan or myself. The Jets have had players over the years that play for the love of the game that I really liked.
 
You can state your case here. It's a free country but don't attack anyone or defame anyone. There are good people on this board once you get to know them. We have guys that hate the Dolphins and they are treated like family. You're not going to find that on many Internet forums.

Welcome!

I don't think that he should be banned. As long as he doesn't personally attacked anyone, then he is free to have a different opinion. Dave's right. We have been bad the past few years but everyone HAS to go through that cycle. It's just Miami's time now.

But he's not free to post porn.  Hence he was banned.