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Title: Caption this pic- Tony Sparano
Post by: YoFuggedaboutit on May 04, 2008, 05:55:37 pm
(http://img.coxnewsweb.com/C/03/07/10/image_7010073.jpg)


Title: Re: Caption this pic- Tony Sparano
Post by: YoFuggedaboutit on May 04, 2008, 05:56:57 pm
I catch any one of you maggots slacking, you're gonna feel my boot in your hind parts!!!!!


Title: Re: Caption this pic- Tony Sparano
Post by: bsmooth on May 04, 2008, 06:29:10 pm
I love the smell of rookies in the morning.


Title: Re: Caption this pic- Tony Sparano
Post by: MyGodWearsAHoodie on May 04, 2008, 06:30:52 pm
Maybe the secrete to being a successful coach is an ugly sweatshirt with cut off sleeves... seems to work for that coach up in New England, nothing else has worked for the 'Fins so I am gonna try that.   


Title: Re: Caption this pic- Tony Sparano
Post by: Kirbyjr on May 04, 2008, 06:55:29 pm
What did I get myself into???


Title: Re: Caption this pic- Tony Sparano
Post by: Defense54 on May 04, 2008, 07:38:25 pm
Cameron Who!!!? >:D


Title: Re: Caption this pic- Tony Sparano
Post by: YoFuggedaboutit on May 04, 2008, 08:03:34 pm
Cameron Who!!!? >:D


THAT'S IT!!!!   IT'S OVER!!!!!  WE HAVE A WINNER!!!!!!!


Title: Re: Caption this pic- Tony Sparano
Post by: bsfins on May 04, 2008, 08:06:28 pm
"Damn it I'm a football coach...I don't wanna be a pirate..."


Title: Re: Caption this pic- Tony Sparano
Post by: afphinfan on May 04, 2008, 08:37:08 pm
"no wonder this team sucked, who the hell hires a coach whose first name is the same as his last name?! A tough team needs a coach with a tough name like Vince Lombardi, The Don Shula, Bear Bryant, Chuck Noll, or Tony fukn Sparano ... capisce?!"


Title: Re: Caption this pic- Tony Sparano
Post by: simeon on May 04, 2008, 09:36:52 pm
One day on the job and these guys are already falling asleep on me !


Title: Re: Caption this pic- Tony Sparano
Post by: StL FinFan on May 05, 2008, 10:04:47 am
Do what I say and nobody gets hurt.


Title: Re: Caption this pic- Tony Sparano
Post by: MyGodWearsAHoodie on May 05, 2008, 11:40:48 am
One day on the job and these guys are already falling asleep on me !

Actually that was Zorn of the 'Skin's line. 


Title: Re: Caption this pic- Tony Sparano
Post by: Sunstroke on May 05, 2008, 11:43:41 am


"The groceries here look awfully green...it might be a while 'til supper."




Title: Re: Caption this pic- Tony Sparano
Post by: Guru-In-Vegas on May 05, 2008, 02:26:59 pm
Man, I can't see shit with these shades.......I better keep them on til next year.


Title: Re: Caption this pic- Tony Sparano
Post by: Philly Fin Fan on May 05, 2008, 02:39:08 pm
Mine is from the mind of #49, who appears to be hiding his eyes:

"Please don't let him pick me, please don't let him pick me. Maybe if I hide my eyes he won't see me"


Title: Re: Caption this pic- Tony Sparano
Post by: YoFuggedaboutit on May 05, 2008, 05:05:04 pm
Mine is from the mind of #49, who appears to be hiding his eyes:

"Please don't let him pick me, please don't let him pick me. Maybe if I hide my eyes he won't see me"

Good one...... or he could be wiping sweat off his face

"Man, am I in a sauna or on a football field??"


Title: Re: Caption this pic- Tony Sparano
Post by: formerfinsfan on May 05, 2008, 06:14:48 pm
Where have all the good football players gone to?


Title: Re: Caption this pic- Tony Sparano
Post by: DZA on May 05, 2008, 09:32:34 pm
(http://img.coxnewsweb.com/C/03/07/10/image_7010073.jpg)

I see more of Cam Camoron's mess out here !  That's okay, you will be gone soon!


Title: Re: Caption this pic- Tony Sparano
Post by: JVides on May 06, 2008, 01:03:51 pm
"When Sparano saw the breadth of his domain, he wept behind his sunglasses for there were no teams his roster could conquer."


Title: Re: Caption this pic- Tony Sparano
Post by: BigDaddyFin on May 07, 2008, 10:58:45 pm
"JESUS CHRIST YOU ASSHOLES CAN'T EVEN LAY ON THE GROUND RIGHT.  IT'S BAD ENOUGH I HAVE TO RUN AROUND IN THESE SHORTS AND SUNGLASSES LOOKING LIKE BILLY JOEL AT A GOLF FUNERAL, BUT THEN YOU GUYS EVEN FUCK UP STRETCHING!!!"


Title: Re: Caption this pic- Tony Sparano
Post by: doctord56 on May 07, 2008, 11:15:44 pm
"If you don't shape up, you dolphins will be sleeping with the fishes."


Title: Re: Caption this pic- Tony Sparano
Post by: Denver_Bronco on May 07, 2008, 11:18:35 pm
(pen and paper in hand)

Thank God someone gave me directions on how to get here. I didn't know that Miami still had a team......