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Title: Major league player injured moving a pillow
Post by: simeon on June 27, 2008, 01:00:25 pm
Figured everyone would get a laught out of this one.


http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/Brandon-Inge-angles-for-a-lucrative-pillow-endor?urn=mlb,90675



We've heard about players getting hurt while sneezing, while sleepwalking through a nightmare about spiders and after kicking an iron bar stool.

But we had never heard of a pillow-lifting injury in baseball — that is, until Detroit Tigers' everyman Brandon Inge reported  an overstuffed owie on Wednesday, earning a feather-paved (and probably overdue) path to the injury list.

The details, from the Free Press:


"It was the stupidest, most freakish thing," Inge said Wednesday, explaining why he had just been placed on the 15-day DL with the pulled side muscle (oblique) he suffered 3 1/2 weeks ago.

"I have a 3-year-old son who sleeps in the bed with my wife and me," Inge said. "I was trying to push the pillow down behind his head (two nights ago), and when I did ... I repopped (the strained muscle).

"You take swings in baseball, and it's not as bad as pushing a pillow down."

Upon hearing this story, manager Jim Leyland said, "That's a first."


It definitely is a first, but I think anyone who's getting up there in age — like myself and Mr. Inge — can relate to feeling a little pain in the obliques or lower back when doing random things.

Heck, while formatting this blog, I threw my back out three different times. I'm guessing a few people probably did while reading it, too. It's a dangerous world out there. 

Related: Detroit Tigers


Maine edit to reflect accurate title of thread.


Title: Re: Major league player injured in pillow fight
Post by: Sunstroke on June 27, 2008, 01:05:14 pm

I heard that it wasn't so much a pillow fight, as trying to adjust the pillow while his 3 year old was snoozing between mommy and daddy... Still, gotta love the bizarro injuries. They let us know that what kind of athlete they are doesn't mean squat...random shit happens to everyone.



Title: Re: Major league player injured moving a pillow
Post by: AZ Fins Fan 55 on June 27, 2008, 04:44:00 pm
^^^ I heard the same....however a pillow fighting injury would have been on another comedic level!!!!!