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I hear all this negativity about his Arm, but hes a pretty cute guy.

Now he isnt Tom Brady handsome.

But he is cute, someone I'd expect to have a romantic relationship complete with cuddling near a fire place as we exchanged kisses and fed each other chocolate...definetly someone i can bring home to my mom...Husband material. I wouldnt expect him to cheat on me or divorce me.

Good pick up Parcy

Cute?  I think not.  WTF does that have to do with anything anyway?  Looks does not correspond to athletic ability, which is what really matters here.  Noodle Arm is what he shall be unless or until he can prove otherwise.

I'm excited about the prospect of having some good old fashioned gore on the football field when someone picks up his arm off the turf and beat him with it.  That'll be entertaining to watch.

^ Would that be an opposing player, someone on his team, or a Dolfan?

The dolphins havent had a good looking, young player under center since Dan Marino.  The whole offense plays better with a better looking quarterback. Begining with center,
I mean if you were a center wouldnt you want a handsome, well dressed guy's soft hand placed under his scrotum massaging your business rather then some dwarf resemebling fat nosed nincompoop? And if you've ever played receiver you'd know receiving a bullet from a handsome dude is far easier to catch then the blinding hideousness of some ugly guy.

The facts don't lie. He is cute and has the highest completion percentage of all time.

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I guess that what I'm most anxious to see is if the running game dominates. Then, Pennington can play the type of ball he is known for. Short passes.

That he's not Beck.

That Parcells brought him in because he could play the game, not because he knows his family. 

I have a feeling someone high jacked yuppi's computer.

LMFAO ! Nice work !  ;)

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I ripped Pennington earlier but now that we're stuck with him...I think he can convert  those third and short plays that our power running attack sets up...he is a proven veteran and leader...plus he used to kill the pins when he was a jet

Also he looks like a big, dorky douche bag...but if he can throw the ball and win us games then whatever...

That he played with Randy Moss in college.

AJ Feeley is (was?) dating Heather Mills.

We saw how he worked out for us.

LMFAO ! Paul McCartney was dating the one legged chick bro. You mean Heather Mitts.

Yeah, sorry.

McCartney was MARRIED to her. He had to give her $50 million in their divorce, plus over a million a year. (Less that 10% of his net worth, but still a lot for 4 years of marriage).