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   If Joey Porter keeps sticking his foot in his mouth, the latest being Matt Cassel will be easy to stop, he's going to end up with athlete's tongue!

   BENCH PENNINGTON THE BUM! START CHAD HENNE! I hope we don't end up with "HENNINGTON" in Miami the way we did "WOODSTROCK!"

I like that Sciotto.  Hennington.  Woodstrock brings back old memories.

Fuck that. The Dolphins need someone to tell that team that they can win. At this point I welcome Porters comments.  Now if we were say 3-0 ........I'd tell him to STFU.

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The one you won fare and square with out cheating.

Wasn't Porter on the Steelers team that won the Super Bowl?

Yes, Joey was once a very good player on a fine Pittsburgh champion team. Now, Joey plays no better than a journeyman, and his play on the field can no longer cash the checks his big mouth writes.

  Yea, because "Woodstrock" never worked in Miami. 

Are you sure D4me? Here's the record with the Wood-Strock Hybrid Quarterbacking Scheme that Shula had

1980 -  8 - 8

1981 - 11-4-1 Lost to the Chargers in the Epic in Miami game

1982 - Super Bowl (Abbreviated season because of the strike) 7-2-0


Here's the difference.

Shula ran two types of offenses. He ran an option offense to take advantage of Woodleys running ability and speed. Woodley threw the ball too hard and wasn't that accurate.

When Strock came into the game, the offense went vertical because Strock had touch on his deep ball.

So teams had to prepare for two types of offenses which were entirely different.

If Shula had yanked Woodley at halftime in Super Bowl 17 and put Strock in, we probably would have won but for some unknown reason (and this was a fault of Shula doing his whole career), he stuck with Woodley and the Skins' made a comeback.

Marino was bought in to challenge Woodley but by that time, Woodley's heart was not in the game. I could have been that he never got over that Super Bowl 17 loss. Marino replaced him and the rest is history.

I don't know of any coach that could change his total offensive scheme in a middle of a game today. Everyone wants their "guy". Shula, Bill Walsh, Paul Brown and Hank Stram can change offenses on the fly during a game and still win.

An 26-14-1 record over that period with a Super Bowl appearance with the youngest QB (Woodley) to ever start a Super Bowl at that time is pretty good.

Ethurst- I think Dphins4me was being sarcastic. He knows it worked. The original poster was saying he hoped we didn't  end up with "Hennington" like "Woodstrock", and I think Dphins4me was saying that wouldn't be a bad thing.

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damn joey looks to be playin pretty goddamn good along with the rest of the team

2 sacks already and its half

joey is dope and its bout time we had a fool talkin shit on the field instead of all these soft ass mofo's

Wrote the check and cashed it. How could nobody else see this coming?

I will never doubt Joey Porter again!!!!!   :D

I was one of the guys who wrote that Joey was a washed up, big mouth journeyman. I am delighted to be wrong.

It was the Tuna pushing him , I'm telling ya. Reguardless..........He sparked it.  >:D

When Your 2-0 you don't Push your luck and its just not cool. But when Your 0-2 and looking like shit.........its the perfect time to bark like a crazy little Yorkie. Either way you really can't lose!!

   I didn't know the Dolphins' running back was a UPS guy because I'm asking, "What can BROWN do for you?"

   In Cassel We Trust, My God Wears a Hoodie? Are you still saying that? Look at the scores of your first two wins, squeakers against the Chiefs and Jets.