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Title: I am a Dolfan!!!!!
Post by: MyGodWearsAHoodie on October 20, 2008, 09:12:07 am
(this week)

For the second time this season I will be rooting Miami Dolphins.

Crush the Jills. 







Title: Re: I am a Dolfan!!!!!
Post by: Defense54 on October 20, 2008, 09:29:49 am
The ONLY time I root for the Pats is when they play the Jests. Please don't let me down next time.


Title: Re: I am a Dolfan!!!!!
Post by: Brian Fein on October 20, 2008, 09:44:24 am
I'll believe it when you post pictures of yourself wearing a Dolphins' jersey and burning a Patriots' jersey.


Title: Re: I am a Dolfan!!!!!
Post by: Tenshot13 on October 20, 2008, 10:50:11 am
Wonder if Sparano will have something cooked up for the Bills?  Should be a good game


Title: Re: I am a Dolfan!!!!!
Post by: Defense54 on October 20, 2008, 01:06:11 pm
I'll believe it when you post pictures of yourself wearing a Dolphins' jersey and burning a Patriots' jersey.

If you grow tired of waiting for him I've got several of myself doing just that and wiping my ass with them........ >:D


Title: Re: I am a Dolfan!!!!!
Post by: Bubba on October 20, 2008, 09:48:58 pm
Wiping with the burning Patsies jerzey just seems painful  >:D


Title: Re: I am a Dolfan!!!!!
Post by: Defense54 on October 21, 2008, 10:30:49 am
Wiping with the burning Patsies jerzey just seems painful  >:D

Hey.......true Dolphans gotta take one for the Team now and again.  ;)

Tip:  The Brady and Moss jerseys tend to be a Tad softer then the Teddy Bruschi and kevin faulk which can cause irritation.  :P


Title: Re: I am a Dolfan!!!!!
Post by: MyGodWearsAHoodie on October 21, 2008, 11:48:55 am
Think about this..... almost every Jets fan, Patriots fan, and Dolphin fan will be rooting the exact same way on a the outcome of a game.

Freaky. 


Title: Re: I am a Dolfan!!!!!
Post by: Defense54 on October 21, 2008, 03:59:43 pm
Nothing is better then a Green farve Shirt. Wiping your ass with that is like a Hot knife through butter........ >:D


Title: Re: I am a Dolfan!!!!!
Post by: Sunstroke on October 21, 2008, 05:04:18 pm

I try to keep hot knives and butter away from my ass on general principle, though I have had partners tell me that a light coating of orange marmalade on my nutsack makes nad-gargling a more pleasurable experience for them.




Title: Re: I am a Dolfan!!!!!
Post by: Defense54 on October 21, 2008, 07:53:47 pm
Well played.  ;D

Touche.


Title: Re: I am a Dolfan!!!!!
Post by: YoFuggedaboutit on October 21, 2008, 10:21:53 pm
I'd have to agree with Hoodie's stance here.  I'd root for the Pats.... if whoever they beat will help the Dolphins. 


Title: Re: I am a Dolfan!!!!!
Post by: Defense54 on October 22, 2008, 12:27:54 pm
I'd have to agree with Hoodie's stance here.  I'd root for the Pats.... if whoever they beat will help the Dolphins. 

I'm almost on board with that.  But seriously......the Dolphins are actually my second favorite Team. Whoever plays the Jets is my #1. My hatred goes that deep. (I've lived in the NY tri state area for 35 before moving south years so I have issues.......)


Title: Re: I am a Dolfan!!!!!
Post by: MyGodWearsAHoodie on October 22, 2008, 01:01:49 pm
I'm almost on board with that.  But seriously......the Dolphins are actually my second favorite Team. Whoever plays the Jets is my #1. My hatred goes that deep. (I've lived in the NY tri state area for 35 before moving south years so I have issues.......)

You wouldn't root for the Jets if a Jets win would let Miami back into the playoffs?   


Title: Re: I am a Dolfan!!!!!
Post by: MaineDolFan on October 22, 2008, 02:11:10 pm
(this week)

For the second time this season I will be rooting Miami Dolphins.

Crush the Jills. 

Not a good week to hope for a Miami win.  We'll get routed in this one.


Title: Re: I am a Dolfan!!!!!
Post by: MaineDolFan on October 22, 2008, 02:12:15 pm
You wouldn't root for the Jets if a Jets win would let Miami back into the playoffs?  

I wouldn't.  I would root for Miami to make the playoffs.  Might sound like the same thing but, trust me, it's not.


Title: Re: I am a Dolfan!!!!!
Post by: Defense54 on October 22, 2008, 02:52:04 pm
You wouldn't root for the Jets if a Jets win would let Miami back into the playoffs?   

Depends. Are the Jets in the Playoffs as well? If not.......Fuck it. Dolphins shouldn't have put themselves in that posistion. The only thing that would drive me absolutely Bonkers would be for the Jets to win a championship before we do.  Last year was cool with me becuase the Jets were right there in the basement with us.