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Title: 2-3 Miami Dolphins Enjoying Magical Season Post by: MyGodWearsAHoodie on October 23, 2008, 04:19:12 pm 2-3 Miami Dolphins Enjoying Magical Season
October 16, 2008 | | Onion Sports HOUSTON—The Miami Dolphins' magical ride continued on Sunday, as the worse-to-worst-to-somewhat-better team celebrated a loss by only one point to the lowly Houston Texans, taking its record to 2-3. "What a ride," said Dolphins linebacker Joey Porter, who stayed in Reliant Stadium long after the near-victory to bask in the moment. "No one believed that we could be 2-3. No one. After all we went through last year, to win twice already and almost win another? We're blessed, truly blessed, right now. We're really coming together almost as often as not, and it seems like everything we try to do nearly works. Wow." Porter also expressed his love for the Dolphins' fans, saying no one deserved a 2-3 team more than Miami. Title: Re: 2-3 Miami Dolphins Enjoying Magical Season Post by: YoFuggedaboutit on October 23, 2008, 05:59:24 pm This is one article by The Onion that I'm definitely NOT laughing at.
Title: Re: 2-3 Miami Dolphins Enjoying Magical Season Post by: Defense54 on October 24, 2008, 10:50:58 am I want to see the article that talks about Tom Brady's knee infection having to do with some Crack Hoes dirty box lunch...................
Title: Re: 2-3 Miami Dolphins Enjoying Magical Season Post by: Sunstroke on October 24, 2008, 10:54:00 am Geez, you guys need to lighten up, because that shit is pretty funny there, whether you're a Phins fan or not. "...it seems like everything we try to do nearly works. Wow." Classic! Title: Re: 2-3 Miami Dolphins Enjoying Magical Season Post by: CF DolFan on October 24, 2008, 10:55:46 am I laughed!!
Title: Re: 2-3 Miami Dolphins Enjoying Magical Season Post by: MyGodWearsAHoodie on October 24, 2008, 11:10:52 am I want to see the article that talks about Tom Brady's knee infection having to do with some Crack Hoes dirty box lunch................... Onion tends not to be that crass. You may have to look else where for something that crude. But they did have a funny article post Brady's injury. http://www.theonion.com/content/news/female_fans_out_for_season_with Title: Re: 2-3 Miami Dolphins Enjoying Magical Season Post by: Sunstroke on October 24, 2008, 11:30:33 am Yeah, that one is pretty funny as well. Non-sports one that I saw linked there that is pretty damned funny: http://www.theonion.com/content/news/brave_mountain_lion_fends_off (http://www.theonion.com/content/news/brave_mountain_lion_fends_off) Title: Re: 2-3 Miami Dolphins Enjoying Magical Season Post by: YoFuggedaboutit on October 24, 2008, 04:27:28 pm Yeah, that one is pretty funny as well. Non-sports one that I saw linked there that is pretty damned funny: http://www.theonion.com/content/news/brave_mountain_lion_fends_off (http://www.theonion.com/content/news/brave_mountain_lion_fends_off) Now THAT is funny. Title: Re: 2-3 Miami Dolphins Enjoying Magical Season Post by: Defense54 on October 24, 2008, 05:05:29 pm ^^^^^^+1 That was a good one!
Brady left Sunday's game against Kansas City after suffering an ugly anterior cruciate ligament tear in his incredibly handsome left knee after being hit by merely average-looking Chiefs safety Bernard Pollard. ;D :D Title: Re: 2-3 Miami Dolphins Enjoying Magical Season Post by: Tenshot13 on October 26, 2008, 04:31:35 pm Actually....3-3 Miami Dolphins Enjoying Magical Season
Title: Re: 2-3 Miami Dolphins Enjoying Magical Season Post by: Defense54 on October 26, 2008, 04:54:59 pm Actually....3-3 Miami Dolphins Enjoying Magical Season 3-4 Bro. Hopefully we hit .500 next week. Title: Re: 2-3 Miami Dolphins Enjoying Magical Season Post by: Tenshot13 on October 26, 2008, 05:05:12 pm ^oops
Title: Re: 2-3 Miami Dolphins Enjoying Magical Season Post by: MyGodWearsAHoodie on October 26, 2008, 08:24:34 pm LOLROLF @ tenshot.
Title: Re: 2-3 Miami Dolphins Enjoying Magical Season Post by: Tenshot13 on October 27, 2008, 06:07:17 pm ^ :D
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