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Best one liners / quotes from 80's movies.  Let's hear 'em!!

"I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, fore-fleshing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is. Hallelujah. Holy shit. Where's the Tylenol?"

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

"The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, waistoids, dweebies, dickheads, they all adore him.  They think he's a righteous dude."

"That's why I've got to catch him, Grace.  I've got to show them that the example he sets is a first class ticket to NOWHERE!!!"

"Oh Ed!!  You sounded like Dirty Harry just now"


~ Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Damn, Maine.  You've got me going now.  This was a great idea.


"I'll bet that in 1985, plutonium is sold on every street corner, but in 1955, it's a little hard to come by!!  I'm sorry, Marty, I'm afraid your stuck here."

"Doc, doc, you gotta help me!!!  I mean, I've got a life in 1985!!!  I've got a girlfriend!!!"

"I'm sorry, Marty.  The only power source capable of generating 1.21 gigawatts of electricity is a bolt of lightening!!"

"What Doc??"

"A bolt of lightening!!  Unfortunately, you never know when, or where it's gonna strike!!"

"We do now."

~ Back to the Future

I'll be sending more money home soon becuase she promised me a Blow Job............... :D

Steve Martin  "The Jerk"

The donger need food.

"Car? Lake, big lake"

"Remember when you get there, there you are"

"Chunk, friend"

"I will teach you the meaning of the word respect."

Love that quote, but you need all of it...  "No more yankie my wankie, the Donger need food!!"

A couple of classics from the Breakfast Club:

"The chicks can't hold their smoke..."

"That's okay, son. You can do it on the boat."

"So it's sorta social...demented and sad, but social."

Agent Rogersz: "It happens sometimes. People just explode. Natural causes."

-Repo Man


"Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?"

-Heather's

And one of my all time classic faves:
 
"I don't want to sell anything, buy anything or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought or processed. Or repair anything sold, bought or processed, y'know? As a career I don't want to do that. So, my father's in the army, he wants me to join, but I can't work for that corporation. So what I've been doing lately is kickboxing."

-Say Anything

You and me both... I'm pretty fanatical on all things Cusack, but that line in Say Anything was an instant classic. I've used it at least once as my lower signature as well.

Yiipie ki yay motherfucker

"Hey Lane, I know it's different being a cartoon and all, but I was wondering if you would mind if I took out Beth?"

~ Better Off Dead

I'm in a FMJ mood lately. Here we go...

"Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit! Get the fuck off of my obstacle! Get the fuck down off of my obstacle! NOW! MOVE IT! Or I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Pyle, IF IT SHORT-DICKS EVERY CANNIBAL ON THE CONGO!"

"If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human fucking beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit. Because I am hard you will not like me. But the more you hate me the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on n*****s, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps. Do you maggots understand that?"

"Were you born a fat, slimy, scumbag puke piece o' shit, Private Pyle, or did you have to work on it?"

"That's enough; get on your feet. Private Pyle you had best square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cufflinks or I will definitely fuck you up!"

"You'd better flush out your head, new guy. This isn't about freedom; this is a slaughter. If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is "poontang"."

"Get away from her you BITCH!"

- Ellen Ripley

"I found you in your room naked, with a bowl of jello"
"It was hot and I was hungry"

How 'bout these?

"Don't call me stupid!"
"Oh, no! K-k-k-k-ken's c-c-c-c-oming to k-k-k-k-ill me!"

and, my favorite:

"You pompous, stuck-up, snot-nosed, English, giant, twerp, scumbag, fuck-face, dickhead, asshole!"
"How very interesting. You're a true vulgarian, aren't you? "
"You are the vulgarian, you fuck! "

~ A Fish Called Wanda

(wolfman jumps out in front of two kids)
Sean:Kick him in the Nards!
Horace:Wolfmen don't have Nards...
(Horace kicks wolfman in nards)
Wolfman has Nards.....

Monster squad 1987

Johnny 5 Alive!
Hi! I'm Peewee Herman.
Say hello to my little friend!
They're here!
E.T. phone home.

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries.

^^^

I do love that movie.