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Ok,I fell asleep in an office waiting room,waiting for my next meeting to start.....in my half lucid state,I heard some guy walk by mentioning..."Yeah,here's a predictions for you....You'll be the Govenor of the state,in five years...." I was thinking about TDMMC,and while sitting outside the courtroom...I came up with these JOKE predictions....

please don't feel left out if I didn't put you in....I was going from memory...They are just meant for fun....

Dave Gray - Becomes well known video game reviewer, If Dave gives it a thumbs up it sells millions, and millions…A thumbs down, the game becomes the next Atari ET….Off his Game review success, Dave becomes a pop Superstar in Europe ,where he makes David Hasselhoff look like amateur hour….

Brian Fein - Comes up s with the “It” cellphone design, Refuses to sell it to apple…Makes billions of dollars off the design, buys the Florida Marlins Baseball team….Which causes massive friction with Sportschick, for not buying the Red Sox….

Fau - Develops a highly efficient, Server technology revolutionizing the Online community.Fau sits ont eh technology and becomes “King” of the internet….

Bosoxgirl and Sportschick - For a company, and become media darlings for all things crafts, and own a line of hobby stores across America…Making Martha Stewart Empire look like a child lemonade stand….*on a side note, They bought the Green monster in Fenway, and all the seats on top of it, for their personal use…as repeated attempts to buy the Red Sox have failed….

Jtex - Writes a series of  books complaining about women, Which infuriates women…Marries the author of the series of Books, All men are pigs….They argue constantly, but have 7 kids….

Mainedolfan - Discovers  the greatest pitcher ever, at the age of 13...Convinces him to let Maine be his Manager/Agent….At the age of 17 the pitcher signs the richest contract in MLB history….Maine become the Pitching guru scout  for the next 10 years….Giving his  opinion on all prospects….

Sunstroke - Writes a  handful of Slogans that change the lexicon in America  Ie Where’s the Beef? Becomes editor  and chief of Cannabis Magazine, and writes several you can win in fantasy books, and has a weekly fantasy football show on Cable T.V.….Testifies  in front of Congress, to Legalize cannabis, and better working conditions for midget sex workers….

CfDolfan - Becomes well known for way of spreading the good word, as a spokesman for Gold’s Gym….Builds A super church  in central Florida that can be seen from space…Buys  the Disney Corp. to ensure they continue to make family friendly movies….

Phillyfinfan - Starts a small home improvement show in the greater Philadelphia area, after 2 seasons goes national…Philly becomes a home improvement guru, and voted the best looking man on T.V. for 5 straight
years….

Jim Gray - after catching the largest fish ever caught on a fly rod, He buys a series of Outdoor stores, that rival Bass Pro…Also becomes a  Building green advocate, appear several times in Phillyfinfan’s Home improvement show…Can be hard to find, usually in some obscure place, trying out new fishing fly’s….

Briansstalker - Wins a lawsuit against a pet food manufacturer ,She now owns the company, where she moved it to Minnesota, then opens the largest pet shelter for animals in the country….

Stlfinfan - Becomes a world renown  veterinary surgeon ,when she discovers a new way to treat animals that have been hit by a car. They are back, and good as new in a week….Clinical trials on humans are still in the process….Starts the WNFL (Woman’s National football league)…where they are in 10 cites nation wide…

Buddhagirl - Develops a new running shoes, that allow her to run longer and faster without getting tired….Wind the Boston Marathon 5 years in a row…Comes up with new American Mantra “ The Kenyans can kiss my ass!”  U.S./ Kenya relations have been a bit strained since….She was last seen running through Peru and South America…

Fyo - Become a top scientist, working in a Secret, Government lab.. Unfortunately ,everything he’s accomplished has been classified Top secret….He reports directly to the president, Where everything  fyo says goes right over his head….

phishfan - Discovers a new  band on the internet, which revives Rock and roll in America…More notably the Southern rock sound…

Run_to_Win - Becomes such a Thorn in President Obama’s  Side, Obama banishes him to a little known frozen base  in Alaska…Where he get paid to complain about the government, when they think they are doing something right….

bsmooth - Opens a Military training facility, which improves the way we train soldiers.The Government pays him Millions of  dollars to come up with better ways to train soldiers….run_to_win complains endlessly that the government is wasting money on his training methods….

Frimp - Takes a series of  world famous photos, which become legendary status…Starts his own Camera Company, after getting frustrated with the way things are done…..

Raptorsfan - Opens a clinic for hypochondriacs in the Northeast, Becomes the worlds leading authority, on the subject….Then makes  millions on a  book…It’s all in your Head! Where he makes enough money to buy  and NBA basketball team….

Tommy - Travels America, winning Beer drinking Contests at Beer festivals….Makes good living, becomes spokesman for Budweiser,Then beer drinking champ of the U.s. But ultimately looses the world crown to the Soviet Republic Champ…Tommy’s Quote “ I’ll punch him in the face, If I ever get a chance to rematch him…”

Jvides - in his accounting wisdom, catches  some oddities in the books of some major companies, bringing down massive companies like Walmart, Apple, and Microsoft…The Exposure leads him to be appointed Head of the IRS….Where King of the Internet Fau is trying to get him to totally change the tax code….

Thundergod - Opens a legendary  custom car store in south Florida, specializing in Corvettes.. Making Miami the Corvette capital of the world…

Mygodwearsahoodie - Writes a series of books…”You mean you don’t know this stuff”  full of stuff most people don’t remember….mysteriously, not much is known about him….

Denver Bronco - Writes a series of  how to sleep with as many women as you can books…They are a mild success, but finds out it’s  a Brothel is much more profitable….So he owns of  series of  escort services across the  country….

if that happens .. then my future is : retired

I am working on this as we speak.

These predictions are super cute and made me giggle!

I think Lil_B has me pegged... I am all about making the world a better place for midget sex slaves.

I'm happy  ;D YAY!

Okay BoSoxGirl, lets get down to business ;)

My co-workers and I are laughing at this one so hard, we can't sit still in our seats.

And I just spit Budweiser all over my monitor!!!!   ;D

Very cool.

Don't Hassle the Hoff!

Seriously B.... Your talents are being wasted because you are certainly one creative dude!! Great job!!

B, that was too cool. LOL! 

Thank you everyone,I'm glad you like them.... :D

Very well done, B.

As long as she stays in the kitchen making me sandwiches, I can go along with that :)

Jtex ranted on Pigwoman.  Then Pigwoman ranted on Jtex.  Then Jtex ranted on Pigwoman even more.  And in between rantings, the children kept coming.   ;D

I would love the series of world famous photos.  ;D

But, I don't see myself ever building a better camera than Nikon. This thread is great, B!