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Feel free to add in.  I've been thinking odd thoughts for so long I'm thinking I might start my own bumpersticker business.

"I love you all and I just pooped, now where's my fuckin treat?"

"WARNING: TRUCK EATS PRIUSES/PT CRUISERS"

"Your vehicle doesn't impress me, Mr. Midlife Crisis.  Now get the fuck out of the fast lane."

"We'll stop calling them the 'Ladies Tees' when you stop playing from them."

"Vatha Tundoo Beywah"

"Tell your car to stop checking mine out.  It's making my car feel bad about itself."

"Go bitch at your husband/wife, because you're fucking up my commute."

"I see you have a handicapped sticker.  You drive like you're handicapped so it makes sense."

"How come everytime you have a new cause, it costs me more fuckin money?"

"Where does the power for your electric car come from?"

"If you drive your bicycle in the middle of the road, you deserve to be run over."

"Your honor student won't be able to get a job either."

"Let's remember, the gas pedal is the one on the right."

"You can text about your injuries after the wreck.  Put the goddamn phone down."

"....and you spent how much on college?"

"If you drove any slower, you'd be inert.  If you don't know what inert means, you probably shouldn't be driving in the first place."

This one applies more to my location than anything else.

"Just because you're Canadian (or from Pennsylvania) doesn't mean you know how to drive."

My child can beat up your honor student at <insert name of school here>

My child was inmate of the week at <insert local jail's name>

Not a bumper sticker but I was behind a car with the following license plate this weekend.  I swear it's true.  Apparently someone at the DMV was asleep at the switch on this one:

BVRETR