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NEW YORK—In an effort to protect the integrity of the game, commissioner Roger Goodell confirmed Friday that the NFL has considered ending the lockout by hiring replacement owners to run the day-to-day operation of the league's football teams. "We've already found a number of guys off the street who did a little owning in college," said Goodell, adding that many of the leading candidates had previous experience with owning small businesses, condominiums, and used cars. "Our replacement owners might not be as flashy as someone like Al Davis, but they will be just as effective at running a football franchise, handling difficult management decisions, and collecting profits." Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones criticized the possible move, claiming the scab owners wouldn't know anything about the nuances of price-gouging and fucking over fans.


http://network.yardbarker.com/all_sports/article_external/report_nfl_may_end_lockout_by_hiring_scab_owners/4439543

April Fool's Day was two days ago.

^^^ it is from the onion, they do spoof 365 days a year. 

Maybe that would be more obvious if you didn't use a link that wraps Onion content in their own frame. Here's the real link:

http://www.onionsportsnetwork.com/articles/report-nfl-may-end-lockout-by-hiring-scab-owners,19770/

I thought it was funny Hoodie. This is a tough crowd!

^^Agreed. :)

LOL that's great!!!!!