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I noticed while looking at the site Dave posted an bought those shirts from,how many different variants there are to shirts...

I'm a T-shirt,and shorts guy (jeans,and Dockers type pants if I must)...

I like...
Round collared T-shirts.. (Recently I bought some style,add an extra seam across the chest,and across the back of the shoulders that are annoying as hell)
Baseball style T-shirts
I really like hats...
Shorts- to the top of the knee
Full button down shirts,bowling shirts,Flannel shirts all good...

Trying to get used to,it really varies on the the cut...
Suit jackets,blazers...

I dislike...
V-neck T shirts..
Polo style shirts - OMG I hate these,and any shirt that has the three button down from the collar.I'm scratching my chest,rubbing my chest hair,then something about the way they fit...
Shorts that are down touch my calves when I walk...I hate those...
Real pointy elf looking shoes
Loafers
Ties
Boxer shorts
I'm also not a fan of silk shirts....

What do you like,what do you dislike?

Mostly jeans and shorts here.  As far as brands, shorts don't matter too much, but for jeans I can't wear anything but Levi. They are the only ones that fit good and feel comfortable to me.

I like....
T shirts
V neck t shirts
Polo, but only RL.
Solid color, no design, long sleeve button down shirts. Almost never wear them due to weather around here.
Slacks, dress shirts, and tie. Very rarely....

I Dislike.....

Khakis or Dockers type pants. I will not wear khakis or dockers type pants for any reason whatsoever.
Absolutely no jean shorts(jorts) or shorts that go below the bottom of the knee cap, they both look like shit to me.
No short sleeve button up shirts unless left unbuttoned over a v neck or wife beater.
No boxer shorts.

Blacks, grays, blues, browns, whites, off whites and darker colors. I try to keep it simple as far as colors go. Absolutely no bright colors or pastel colors. People try to put together all those silly colors and they just look goofy. Steve Harvey and his striped or bright double breasted clown suits come to mind, ha ha.

Even worse than what people wear, is that too many people wear clothes that don't fit properly and in the process look kinda slob like.Too many people that I see are wearing clothes that are sized up and far too big for them.

Jean-shorts, T-shirts or sleeveless T's for a comfortable day.

Only wear pants during the 3 days a year when it gets cold down here Miami.

How people double up on shirts or wear long sleeved shirts and wear pants in this oven is beyond me.

I have a semi-related question:

Are denim shorts ("jorts") considered "trashy" among your peer group?

I don't mean cutoffs or whatever... I mean retail shorts made of denim.

I wouldn't say trashy. Personally I just think they look goofy on all guys. All of them, from the nut hugger tight ones and carpenter Jorts that the white guys wear to the baggy woman carpri looking mid calf length ones that the Black and Hispanic guys wear. Outlaw jorts, all of them. Don't mind them on females as long as they don't go much past mid thigh.

I wouldn't be caught dead in jean shorts.

I just wanted to say I hate skinny jeans and I have no idea why men/boys wear that crap.

To answer Spiders question...

Trashy- depends on the situation....Walking into a nice restaurant,trashy....Wearing them to the movie theater...not trashy....

I don't wear them,for comfort reasons,fit (I have a the worst time buying jeans),but wouldn't knock a buddy for wearing them.

Going down the river in jorts....I'd offer something else to wear if that's all they have,even if wearing my stuff makes them look like they're wearing a kilt....Then again,most of my friends would have cut them up to make them look like cut offs anyways... :-\

On women,as long as they don't wear the country jeans with no back pockets (insert puking smiley here),they're fine....I love beautiful backsides,and those jeans...Yuck...

I'm wearing "jorts" right now but I know that clothing rules are quite different for us ladies.

I'm a jeans and t-shirt kind of girl (including skinny jeans)

 II forgot a few hate...Will not wear Flip flops, sandals,crocs,cowboy boots ( I had a pair when I was like 8)......no...Not gonna do it...

I wear tennis shoes,running shoes,basketball shoes,and a dress shoe,Hiking boot,work boot if needed.. I do have a a hybrid tennis shoe hiking boots that are great...

I don't know if it's a cultural thing, but the only shorts I would wear in public are all made of denim, and most of my black or Hispanic friends would either be wearing denim shorts or pro-basketball-style shorts (which I only wear as sleepwear).

I've heard many white people express great disdain for "jorts" but I just don't get it.

I like to dress up for work:

-- slim-fit shirts
-- ties, including bow-ties
-- pants, preferably that are tapered
-- sweaters, on occasion
-- pointy shoes, but not super-duper pointy
-- I also like the occasional cuff-link, tie clip, etc.

I still can't buy jeans either unless it's Levis. 501 used to be comfortable to me when I was larger, but now 514 slim cut fits much better for some reason. I guess because I'm somewhat smaller than I used to be. 




I really only like regular pockets on the rear of female jeans. The ones with no back pockets or the pockets with the top flaps just don't do an ass justice if you ask me, ha ha. Shit I'm still trying to figure out if I like the female low cut jeans of today or the tight as hell groupie look from the late 80s better  >:D

Nah, I know plenty of white people that rock the jorts. But you guys usually wear a different type of jorts than we do, at least around here they do. But alas, I dislike them equally for different reasons. Hell, too much talk of this makes my head hurt. I think I need to start drinking--------------> Like now, ha !!!

Dressing for work, I like wearing comfortable Levis, a short sleeved dress shirt and a pair of hightops.

Dressing for off work, I like wearing an Indiana Jones hat, a leopard print thong and tap shoes.

YES! I forgot those, especially flipflops/sandals. Add that to my hate pile too. Hell. No.



Ha  :D

I love flip flops.  I wear the all the time.  For shorts, I usually have cargo pants in either a solid color or plaid print.

Denim shorts on women are fine. Denim shorts (aka jorts) on men are horrible. Also, I hate cargo shorts on men. Bleh.

I wear all kinds of shit and am known to be kind of a chameleon. Jeans (designer ones), t-shirts, v-necks, tanks are basic wear. I don't really wear a lot of shorts because outside of the most casual places I find them tacky. (Running errands, games, hanging with friends I don't care.) I tend to wear dresses and skirts in the summer due to the heat. They're way cooler than shorts.

My love is accessories though. Scarves, rings, and purses. OMG the purses. I own tons of them. Some cheap, some expensive.

Wow thanks for the visual..... :P

For work and around the house I typically wear gym shorts and a t-shirt. When I leave the house my outfit basically consists of t-shirts with cargo shorts. I typically wear flip flops or a pair of hiking boots. I usually only have three pair of pants that I wear; blue jeans, courduroy, or bibs (overalls). If I need something nicer than t-shirts I will wear either a short sleeved button down or a long sleeve dress shirt. I typically lave them untucked so it is still casual (it is Florida afterall). I also usually wear a hat, baseball caps usually but if I am wearing the dress shirts I wear a gatsby cap. When the weather is cool I will wear a baja jacket or hoodie. I also have one sweater I like.

T-shirt n cargo shorts mostly usually with flip-flops (or thongs as my mom calls them) haha.  Also jeans with a pair of vans or dc shoes. When i go out to dinner or somewhere nice i wear jeans with a short sleeve buton-down shirt.  Usually plad or solid color.  Never really been much of a jewelry guy though...I especially hate rings and I dont even wear a watch because they bother me.  I love rockin my black hoodie when its cold out but we dont get much of that down here.