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Since I've been 16 or 17,I've had a Miami Dolphins Bottle opener on my key ring...I bought it at Vickers Gas station, 1992 -1993 ish,So it was the older Dolphins logo,with a white background.I had it for so long it yellowed almost to the point of not being able to see the logo.

2 Years ago on my Mom's Birthday,I was taking her out for her birth,a whole day of pampering (manicure,pedicure,hair cut,shopping,out to eat,etc,etc) While I waiting I ran into a local sports card/memorabilia store.I found a newer logo on a navy blue back ground bottle opener key chain,I've bought it, to replace the white one...

The other day pulled my keys out of my pocket,and something went rolling across the parking lot.The ring holding the bottle opener to the key ring came open,the bottle opener broke flying across the pavement. Psychologically maybe,the weight being different on my key ring,I've lost my keys like a 10 times since that thing broke.My keys don't feel like my keys...So I'm gonna have to buy a new key ring,dog tag,something to put on them...

My Bosses wife,has like 4 keys,on 1 ring with like 12 trinket things dangling down.We all were at Lowes,I was like WTF is all that!

My buddy has 3 or 4 things his key ring,his boyfriend...Nothing....


So what's on your key ring,other than keys? Nothing, lots of stuff?

Along with my keys, I have a usb drive and 4 of those plastic discount things for stores. 

I have exactly 3 keys. Nothing else.

Yeah I just have one of those too for cvs and thats it.  I hate key chains.  Theyre annoying in my pocket.

That's why I did away with keychains. They never fit in my pocket.

I have too much on my keyring and I recognize that.  I look like I work in a prison.  It's actually gotten better and I've removed a lot of things.

I currently have:
- 4 keys (Home, Car, parents, and a 4th that I don't even know what it is...maybe my mother in law gave me one.)
- pocket knife (I get a lot of use out of it, but have to remember to take it off for certain events or flying on a plane
- Keychain??? (It's just a fabric loop)
- bottle opener
- Fingernail clippers (I got rid of these for a long time, but always found myself wishing I had them, so I got another set)
- a seperator.  It allows me to give my house key or use my knife without taking the key off of the ring. 

6 keys on 5 rings (wtf) and a key ring 'sign' which is nice and long, making it easy to grab and locate any key even in darkness.

One of the 6 keys... I just don't know what it's for. No idea.

Yeah right.  You know that 4th key goes to your gay porn collection...

My keycahin is a carabiner and the rest consists of my truck key, a key to the cover on the back of my truck, and a front and back door key to the house.

I have 2:

1: My car key is a wireless key thingy, I don't need to put the key into the car, just have it with me, so I have it on a carabiner with my gym membership and a bottle opener.  Important stuff.  I keep it clipped to the belt loop of my jeans most days.

2: My house keys have my house key, my mom's house keys (3 of them), my grandmother's house key, mailbox key, and office key, and a Florida Panthers lanyard.  And a Boba Fett lego man keychain.

I find it strange that most girls I know have extra stuff on their keychains but on this board the one girl who has responded has nothing and some of the guys are carrying extra items.

(5) keys - 2 for work, 2 for house, 1 for car, Remote car opener fob, (3) plastic things - 1 for the gym (really need to start using that again), 1 for the grocery store, 1 as an ID tag from AAA (if keys are lost the finder can drop in a mailbox and AAA will return to me), and finally an approximately 20 year old Miami Dolphins metal tag with the old logo on the helmet.

I got rid of  a few keys this year,I had a couple that I didn't what they were too (2) (the office), my 1971 GMC pick up that I sold had 1 for the tial gate,one for the Door/ignition,and 1 for the gas cap.

Key wise I have (4) house keys (2 doors-each with 1 for the handle lock,1 for the dead bolt) My truck key,my Mom's truck key,and one for the garage on what used to be Mountain dew shocking green key ring,that has faded away to plain silver.

My mom has many sets of keys...one set just fortrucks,another set just of her house,another set just for the office...

Nah....  I store all my porn in the woods for kids to stumble across, like any self-respecting pervert.

Miami Dolphins nail clipper, Pantera "Cowboys From Hell" keyring, Bob Steele Chevy tag, Harriet Tubman keyring, wife's former employer keyring, & a Bud select bottle opener.

I have a key chain obsession so there are more decorations than actual keys on my keychain

I have the following on the set that I carry daily:

Truck Key and Keypad
Car Key and Keypad
Gun Safe Key
Trailer Hitch Lock Key
Home Key
Keys for our Cabin in Northern AZ
Office Front Door Key (Work)
My actual Office Key (Work)
Master Key for access to various locked gates at work


I have another set that is usually in my dresser that has keys to the following:

Keys to my Parents house
Keys to the house we are renting out
Keys to our beach house in Rocky Point
Keys to my friend Brian’s house
Keys to my Sisters house
Keys to my friend Jason’s house
Keys to my sons Vehicle
Keys for the master locks for the gates in the back yard
Key to Polaris Ranger
Key to Yamaha Big Bear
Key to Polaris 350
Keys to the Trailer Lock
Keys for my two small travel gun boxes
3 Keys that I have no idea what they go to anymore lol


I have too many damn keys.

On my Garfield keyring:

Car key, keyless entry, 2 keys for a steering wheel and break lock
House keys to my place, mom's, and gf

People always find my keys a bit odd. Just the 3 keys. What more do I need?

Buddha, the more I learn about you the more I want to sign up for that membership on your iPhone webcam.  >:D

:-)

I always have a Florida keychain that you can get at a gas station or t-shirt shop

3 keys (car, home and office desk), car lock, CVS and Gamestop cards and a D carabiner. Why that? Because I use it to clip my keys onto my belt loop from time to time rather than stick them in my pocket. It's really easy to clip them on and then unclip them again. I don't use it often, but it's really handy when I need it. Not sure when I got that or why, but it's been on my key chain for years now. Also makes my keys really easy to hang up on the key rack at the end of the day or grab them in the morning.

i have 3 separate keychains....one that has all my keys to everything back in Jersey, parents house, etc....that just stays in my truck console. the 2nd is all my keys for stuff in CT, and the 3rd is just my car key, keyless entry remote, and remote starter remote