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Title: How I imagined the pre-game talk by Philbin. Post by: Pappy13 on September 09, 2012, 01:34:09 pm "All right people, we got 10 minutes 'till game time, let's all gather 'round. I'm not much for giving inspirational addresses, but I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves. Me, I'm for wasting sportswriters' time. So I figured we ought to hang around for a while and see if we can give 'em all a nice big shitburger to eat!" [entire team laughs] - Lou Brown (Cleveland Indians)
Title: Re: How I imagined the pre-game talk by Philbin. Post by: tubba marxxx on September 10, 2012, 05:30:16 pm Why I love this site: I come to complain about the Dolphins, but stay for the 'Major League' references
Title: Re: How I imagined the pre-game talk by Philbin. Post by: Landshark on September 10, 2012, 11:54:31 pm Why I love this site: I come to complain about the Dolphins, but stay for the 'Major League' references I want to remind you fans about die hard day coming up at Sun Life Stadium. Free admission to anyone who was alive the last time the Dolphins actually won a Super Bowl Title: Re: How I imagined the pre-game talk by Philbin. Post by: Pappy13 on September 11, 2012, 01:28:56 am I'd be offended by that remark if I wasn't so old. >:D
Title: Re: How I imagined the pre-game talk by Philbin. Post by: jimmythefinger on September 12, 2012, 09:16:30 am "Okay, men... This is it. Opening Day. I want everyone to make sure their shoes are tied, and that's you've all gone wee-wee. And if you see any gum wrappers or other little trash and litter on the field please pick it up. I need it for my collection. So far, through pre-Season, you could put a Dolphin cap on a chimpanzee and he'd have the same won-loss record as I have. I want you to know that both Mike Sherman and I have stayed up late every night trying to figure out a way to keep that streak going, but we wouldn't be in a position to shoot for such lofty goals if it weren't for the tireless efforts of Jeff Ireland. So let's go out there today and win one for the Gifford!"
Title: Re: How I imagined the pre-game talk by Philbin. Post by: Landshark on September 17, 2012, 11:17:00 pm In case you haven't noticed, and judging by the attendance you haven't, the Dolphins managed to win a game yesterday and are threatening to climb out of the cellar.
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