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For me:

NCAA: Nobody really.  I hate FSU or Miami, but only when they're playing the Gators.  I have a general distaste for the Big Ten.  I suppose I hate Notre Dame, but it's more of just enjoying watching them lose...not really a hatred, like in other sports.

MLB: Yankees.  I don't even really care much about baseball and I hate the Yankees -- they ruin the sport of baseball.  I really, really hate them.

NFL: Jets.  Nobody else comes close.  Sometimes I hear people talk about the Pats.  I will root for the Pats from time to time.  I hate the Jets like poison.

NBA: Lakers.  I grew up liking the Celtics and they were a rivalry.  It is renewed with Kobe.

NHL: I don't hate anyone.  Maybe the Red Wings???

We are pretty close...

MLB: Yankees... Because they are evil incarnate.

NFL: Cowboys... You aren't America's Team, and "Y'all" isn't a word.

NBA: Lakers... You don't have any lakes in Los Angeles and your biggest star buggers the service staff.

NHL: Rangers... I don't really hate the Rangers, but they're from New York, so they fit here.

The Yankees won't have the highest payroll in 2014, maybe even next year. The gap is a lot closer now than it used to be.

NCAA basketball: Duke
NCAA football: Notre Dame, Alabama (didn't care for them even before Saban got there)
NBA: Thunder, Kobe's Lakers
NFL: Jets, 49ers
MLB: Red Sox

Bring on the HATE!

NFL: green team from NY, Patriots

MLB: Yankees, Mets, Phillies

NCAA: FSWho?, Notre Dame

NBA: Celtics, Lakers

NASCAR: 24 & 48

NCAA basketball: Duke, Syracuse, UConn

NFL : Jets
NCAAF : Notre Dame
NCAAB : Duke
MLB : Yankees
NHL : Rangers

NFL - Jets
MLB - Yankees
NBA - for a long time Lakers and recently the Heat.
MASCAS - Westfield State
AA Football - East Longmeadow  (well, actually every sport)
MiLB - Dayton Dragons, Trenton Thunder, & RailRiders
AHL -  Peoria Rivermen

MLB: Yankees...they ruined the sport. No one else is even close.

NBA: Not a big fan of the sport, but the Heat have become the Yankees of B ball.

NFL: Jets and Stealers

NASCAR: Kyle Bush (dickhead!)

MLB-The "DH"...I hate it more than any Team
Teams - Yankees,Brewers...I have a hate,a division rivalry/serious admiration,boy crush,on the Cardinals as an organization...As a Cubs fan living in Missouri,even if the Cardinals win the World series,if they lose every game to the Cubs by atleast 5 runs...Be "0"fer against the Cubs all year..

NFL- Jets,Cowboys - I hate the Logo,I hate Jerry Jones, I hate everything about them...
Don't hate but don't wish them well - Chiefs...

NFL:  The Jets (because they're useless but get non-stop media coverage) The Patriots (for a couple reasons)  Dallas (because Jerry Jones is an imbecile of the highest order)  Buffalo (because their fans are beyond obnoxious and they're about as ignorant as it gets.)

MLB:  The Chicago Cubs (give it up it's been a century)  White Sox (I just hate their announcers) Cardinals (I don't know why, I just hate them.)  Minnesota (because the Redwings are their affiliate now).

NBA:  The Knicks (another irrelevant team that the media won't let die) and The Lakers (when I watched the sport I was a huge Celtics fan, and I can't be a fan of a team named after a form of trout, whom I often spend my weekends butchering)

NHL:  Montreal (keep in mind I watch maybe 5 non-playoff hockey games a year) the Buffalo Sabres (another team that reeks of irrelevance) and Dominik Hasek (Buffalo's long time goalie.  Didn't like his mouth, his attitude or his chicken gizzard neck)

NASCAR:  Jimmie Johnson (best team, has best equipment/engineers, has the most money.  If he ever leaves Hendrick, I'd probably be ok with him.)  Jeff Gordon (non-stop crybaby, isn't as good as people think he is, broke way too many records he didn't deserve to break, owns half of Jimmie Johnson's car/team)  Dale Earnhardt Jr.  (way too much media attention, excels only at underachieving.)

NFL: Patriots and Giants. Patriots for a lot of reasons and Giants because of their fans and the NY media.

MLB: Red Sox

NHL: Penguins

NBA: Heat and Celtics. Boston is the natural rivalry of the Knicks and the Heat because of Lebron and their ref assisted championship a few years ago.

ANYTHING NEW ENGLAND - I'm from NJ/NYC, enough said.


Jets/Patriots/Eagles/Cowboys
 
Flyers/Rangers

All NBA teams

NFL- Pats, Jets, Bills, Raiders, Eagles

MLB- Mets, Phillies, Yankees, Marlins

PGA- Pussycat Woods, John Daly

NFL: Bills - I will never forget the sadness they caused me as I watched the Dolphins go down to them year in and year out in the 90's. F them forever. Jets - It's just natural. Tied for 2nd - Ravens, Giants, Cowboys and Steelers

MLB: Yankees - See: previous posts. And I can't stand their bandwagon fans. Yes, I know, 27 championships. Must be nice to have a team that's been around since the dawn of time. Oh, and we (Marlins) beat you in 1 of your World Series, (suck on that)

NBA: Knicks - As a Heat fan, it's just natural.

NHL: Lightning - in-state rival.

NCAAF: Miami Hurricanes -

Holy jesus I have grown to hate this f'in team. And I have to thank their fans for this one. All the asshole haters talk shit about Dolphins fans hanging on to the 70's. These bandwagon assholes are as bad as Yankees fans,  reminding you of their championships (last one happening 11 years ago); and relentlessly letting you know how many players they put into the NFL. Not to mention 99.9% of their fans hate the Dolphins "because they suck." Ahem, you retards haven't been relevant in just over a decade, yet you are blindly devoted to their mediocre ass forever.

Each year "The U is back" when they win a few games against cupcake teams, until they get their ass whooped by an actual ranked school. Then it's "OMG fire the planet and let's get back to what this team used to be like when Jesus played."

And please, enough of all "The U" shit. It's tired, old, and you look retarded throwing up paper football field goal posts everytime anyone mentions the Hurricanes.  And that logo, WTF is that? A U? Seriously? Your logo is a letter that every university in America shares? So your logo stands for the word - University. Genius.

NCAA: Notre Dame and Penn State

MLB: Mets and Yankees

NFL: Jets, Patriots and Bills

NBA: Heat and Lakers

NASCAR: Kyle Bush

NHL: none

Coaches: Pete Carroll


Hey Dave ... not to get off track but as a Gator fan I assume you like Will Muschamp? I know you met Saban when he was here. Did you ever get to meet Will? I saw these pics and it made me think.

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I am a Gators fan as well. My kid and my money went there. He was in the same as Tebow. When Urban left the Gators hired Muschamp in a matter of a few days. Have you seen the intensity of that guy? I was watching a game earlier this year when one of his guys was called for a dumb penalty at a crucial time and I thought his head was going to explode!

I don't know what to do with Alabama.  Before the whole Nick Saban thing, I didn't give a shit about Alabama.  But everytime his face is on TV I go into a small rage which Mrs. Fin refers to as the Saban Shits. 

The only other team I never liked in College Football besides USC (because I'm a Notre Dame fan) is Florida State.  And again I hated Bobby Bowden more than I had anything against the players.

1) People are pussies for putting a bunch of teams per league.

2) CF, I don't really have a "closeness" to NCAA personnel or players, for that matter.  I don't follow that closely.  Muschamp's screaming kinda turns me off, but it's also kinda funny.  I don't really care about people after they leave UF, be it Tebow, Meyer, or Spurrier.  I'm finding that it's a little different and I root for players from FAU (my alma mater and local school), but just because we're a no name.

In terms of Muschamp specifically, I didn't even realize he coached for the Dolphins until you just put it in my head.  I didn't get to meet him.  When it comes to meeting the coaches, that part happens pretty late on Saturday night, so there isn't a lot going on at the training facility.  Usually anyone there is specifically there to see us and isn't just hanging around.

NFL: Jets, Pats, Bills, Steelers, & Cowboys...in order

NBA: Celtics, Spurs, Heat.....mainly because of Lebron, Clippers.....mainly beacuse of Blake Griffin. Knicks....mainly because of Anthony & JR Smith.  I hate most teams because of players not the teams or rivalries so it has changed drastically over the years. Players I hated in the past that caused me to hate their teams....Iverson, Reggie Miller, Karl Malone, Rasheed Wallace.

MLB: Giants, Yankees

NHL: Avalanche....this was mostly because of their teams in the 90's.

I bucked up and only made one choice each, but you have to admit your use of the English language does not stipulate only one choice per sport.

^ Agreed.