The Dolphins Make Me Cry.com - Forums

Big game for the Dolphins right here.

Let's go fins, big game here.    Hopefully it's tannehill's and Wallace's coming out party  ;D

I'm with a group of friends that I watched the Atlanta game with.  The mood here is ugly to say the least

ALRIGHT! First game since the Colt game that I get to watch. Lets kick some Tampa ass!

Ross is in a black suit.  You wear black when you are saying goodbye to someone

Caroll gets burned for a big play again

Wow. We suck so far.

Where's the D? My goodness.

Think the bullying thing has affected the dolphins?

I think the Dolphins are getting bullied.

so far they are

They let a fucking offensive lineman get open for a touchdown??  Are you fucking kidding me??

Well, let's see if the Miami offense can answer that

It looks like our records should be flipped.

Good night, Irene. Long night ahead.

Wow.  Where is the defense?    Is Patterson in tonight?

Wow. Just wonderful. Good job Pouncy you dumbass.

Really, Pouncey? Dammit!

A dumb fucking move by Pouncey and an even dumber third and long throw by Tanny

Oh, I get it. The Curse of Wanstedt.

More stupid mistakes. They just shouldn't have showed up to the game today.

Notice how the announcer said the penalty was on incognito initially.   Hmmmm.  Alittle biased?   I wonder what he's going to talk about mostly tonight.  

I caught that too.

Man this is getting ugly

This is embarrassing.

Ok. Good to see them going to be blown out so quickly. I can go do something else. Good night!

Why are the back ups in there already.

Wow the fins are asleeep

I have nothing else to do tonight :(

TB is playing like its their Super Bowl. Which for them, it is. National audience they are going all out

Miami looks preoccupied. I wonder why...

Why do they keep on saying that they moved Martin to right side because he was bad?  He was moved to the right side because they got McKinnie. Claybo was so awful, that it totally overshadowed any Martin suckitude.

Holy shit. A first down!

Six and out

Fuck this looks bad. 

At least, its an improvement.

Now we have the refs against us

Why is that a flag?  If anything it's offense PI.

What a bullshit pass interference call on Grimes!!!!!

That was a terrible call but i loved it!

I think they have always been against us, or at the very least we get the least competent officials.

The refs aren't going to help us out tonight it seems

Wait, I thought all third-down passes were penalties against the Dolphins

This team is generating ZERO pressure on that goddamn rookie quarterback

Ok. Get rid of this fucking slug Daniel Thomas RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!!

Turn out the lights, the party's over

Fuck i knew i should have picked up Tampa's D for fantasy this week.

This is pathetic

Man this is getting UUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGLLLLLLLLL LLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Mother Fucker! Does anybody WANT to play tonight?

Getting? Tampa's first drive started it.

What is that repulsive and foul smelling creature?

Is Glennon a surgeon, or does he just play one on TV?

We look totally demoralized.

Well time to rebuild, again fire everybody this is bullcrap.

And that falls squarely on Philbin.  He needs to go.

How come we don't have offensive pass plays like that.  

Miami is making Tampa Bay look like the '85 Bears out there...this is getting ridiculous.

How are the Dolphins going to give up a first down on this series?

I'm beginning to think so, he looks like a really weak-willed person.

Once again Philbin is out coached

MIA did the exact opposite of what I thought they would do tonite.....come out with some fire after they week they had an show some heart.

This team obviously lost and so is the season.  What a shame with all the potential in the off-season.

Don't think Philbin makes it out and looks more and more that Ireland wont make it either

Might as well just go 4-12 now.

Nice throw shogun. Maybe Wallace needed to be another 10 yards open..

Man, I wish we had players like Sean Smith, Vontae Davis, Brandon Marshall, and Reggie Bush playing for us.  Good thing we got rid of talented players and replaced them with Philbin guys.

I should have watched porn tonight or something

3rd and 15 down by 15pts and let's throw for 3 yrds.  ???

Did a certain ex Dolphin make a call before this game?

Yeah rebuilding with this crew looks more like destruction, nice punt return TB congrats on your first win.

Wallce has 2 catches for -2. GAME CHANGER! Nice special teams effort!

At least porn has a happy ending.

Holy fuck!!!!!  Even the special teams can't do anything right!!!!!

 But less sucking.

Backdoor Bonanza #9?

Its still early. You still can.

Smoking crack would have been a better idea.

To quote LT, all 47 players AND coaches have completely quit.

Did you see the play unfold on the overhead shot?  That was the fockin call, the WRs run down and block and him throw a 5 yd pass!!!  What a fockin joke.  This offense blows.  Lot of blame to go around

This is a joke absolutely unacceptable

crack is illegal.  Porn isn't

Does that have Alexis Texas in it? I hear she's a good actress.

Miami will give up 3rd and 16

2first downs.   Against an 0-8 team?

As bad as this effort is if they score a td before half they are right back in it. They've taken this yeams best shot already..

Just like Alexis Texas...

haha! Great analogy!

I'm pretty sure you're already watching Marine Biology porn, because I've never seen Dolphins get fucked so heinously...

Troy McClure would be proud.

There we go it's a game now, way to go Matthews.

And we're on the board!

Hopefully they can come back in the 2nd half

Good one.

Nice drive at the end of the half to get on the board.  Rishard definitely stepped up their with 6 catches and a TD.  Running game is still absent, which is a bummer, that would help with the passing game even more.

Maybe MIA goes uptempo the rest of the game?  Who knows?

One thing that is really disappointing is that the DEF has had no pressure on a rookie QB.  I saw Starks complaining about getting held, so maybe that's an issue too.  Haven't seen Wake make his presence felt.  We need that pass rush in the 2nd half to force TB into some bad decisions.

We'll see.

If Joe Philbin has an Al Pacino/Any Given Sunday speech, he better give it at halftime.  As bad as this year has gone so far, especially the last month or so, They've literally got 30 football minutes to save it.

This team gained more yards on that drive than in the rest of the first half

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RROOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLL

Ryan Tannehill's wife might disagree with that one

Alright. "They've got 30 minutes, for the rest of their lives."

Now they play like GODS!

Good start so far

Defense makes a play here, and we could be down by only one.

C'mon pick 6!

I was about to say go for the return

I expect to see a flag on all 3rd down pass plays against the Fins.  Nice to be let down for a change.

Thank you, Mr. Thigpen!

Hot chick in that 72 jersey.  She's my ideal type of hot chick

Fist pump!

Needed a TD, got 3.  At least we're within a score as badly as we've played.  Tampa is winless for a reason.

Failed to take advantage of a short field.  Tannehill needs to start using his legs

Or his brain or arm. 

Well, I've seen The People's Elbow. But The Dolphin Clothesline? Damn!

When I saw that, I said that has to hurt!

Good F.P lets get the lead boys.

Defense just brought the wood.  Can Tanny take advantage of the shitty punt??

Why did we not challenge that terrible spot?

A field goal here will cut the lead to two.

Fist pump!

Tannehill looks really sharp

Wow Clay is playing like shit

TOUCHDOWN!!!!!!   

TOUCHDOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ALLLLRIIIGHT MATTHEWSS1

Nice. That was awesome execution.

Despite all the atrocious plays in the first half, this team has the lead!!!!

....and then THAT happened.

Way to leave the door open, boys.

Cut the bullshit with the chart, Tirico.  THERE IS NO FUCKING CHART.  There hasn't been a chart in 50 years.

Why the fock do you go for 2 there? It's still the fockin 3rd qtr.  when my wife shakes her head at this then your dumb fock Philbin.

Tirico doesn't know good shit from applebutter

I'm fine with the 2 pt attempt.

Yeehaw!

Intercepted, bitch!

INT!!!  Great field position.

Jimmy Wilsooooooooonnnnn!!!!!!!  First and goal at the 5!!!!!!

DEFENSE!!!!!! WOOOOHOOOO!

GET A DAMN TD

Guys have been slipping and falling all damn night.  Did we bring the wrong cleats or what?

A field goal gives us a 4 point lead...

Could somebody tell the 17, its OK to run?

Sigh.

what the hell was THAT?  A naked TE screen on 3rd and goal from the 7?  Of course we can't block for shit so let's call that...

What type of SHITTY FUCKING play call was that on third and goal from the 9???  First and goal from the 5 after a nice pick and return and they couldn't do SHIT with it.  Sherman needs to get the fuck out of Miami and start collecting Social Security!!!!!

Fist pump!  We're set up for a game tying FG if need be in the 4th!  Fist pump!

4th quarter

We've got time for at least 2 more FG attempts.

Tampa Bay is going back to the run finally because we haven't stopped it all night.

King of queens reruns or the fish snatching defeat from the jaws of victory..... decisions decisions

If it's a Spence heavy episode you've got a real choice to make.

darn it to heck

gOD. dAMMIT

Fuuuuuuuuuuuccccccckkkkk!

How many times are they going to run the same goddamn play over and over and over again and you have no answer for it?

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME???  THEY LET THE 4TH STRING RUNNING BACK DOMINATE ON THAT DRIVE???  ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME???

In all fairness, they've let every available RB dominate tonight.  It's a poor defense.  What else is there to say?

Flashback ep... Doug just convinced Carrie that he has a job so he could get in her pants.

A shitty defense and even shittier offense that had over $30 million blown on them for supposed "upgrades"!!!!!!!   

And yet, our 2nd string RB couldn't dominate a 2nd string 2A high school team.

RJ Sanford is a fucking pussy.  Gets punked by Eric Page and doesn't fight back

Ok, Kevin Cryhole, they're going to keep handing off on that boring ass power play.  You've had three quarters to figure out how to stop something every high school coach sees on a daily basis...  The offense needs the football back and you're running out of time...

Our first stringer couldn't either, though.

Where's the flag? Yeah

aaaaaaaaaaand we get roughing the passer...

so stupid, why even hit the quarterback in that situation

nfl quarterbacks are pussies fuck all the protect the qb rules

Touche.

And how much did Wheeler get?  $30 million?

Lets be fair. He did get his name mentioned.

well the defense needs a stop here or we are done

three more first downs and this game's over...

2 more

These are the 0-8 Bucs, right?

5 yd line lol

I feel like we'd be lucky to attempt a FG in this situation.  It's a foregone conclusion a TD is out of the picture.

Clay finally makes a play

thanks for that stupid play call tampa bay

This could come down to a Sturgis field goal attempt

Alright. 3 min. 95 yds. No FG! Touchdown, Dammit! Lets go!

DON'T PLAY FOR THE FIELD GOAL.  That should be an afterthought

I hate how Tanny always waits for the defense when we're running hurry up!  The Bucs are not ready trying to get aligned and Tanny waits for them each time.  SMH!

GET RID OF THE FUCKING BALL TANNY!!!!

We might as well lose. I mean, if we can barely beat the worst team in the NFL, then we are just hurting our draft position by winning.

And this is the offensive line that couldn't block my grandmother.

TWO FUCKING SACKS!!!!!  TANNY AND THIS OFFENSIVE LINE SUCK HORSE BALLS!!!!!

4-5.  Utterly embarrassing from start to finish.

There it comes.  Way to play Miami. 

yeah its Tannehill's fault he has no time!  ::)

...and that's all she wrote.

I keep saying get rid of Wheler but no one listens.  The guy sucks and cost a turnover on downs and good field position .

It is when you fail to see a SAFETY at the line.

Soliali and Starks not doing much to show they want to be re-signed!! We can give up 150 yards rushing without them!

oh please you got guys coming in unblocked, no QB can get out of the way in these situations

Not getting rid of the guy after 9 games. That's foolish talk

I cannot underscore what a total and complete embarrassment that this is to every single member of this organization and to each and everyone of its fans.  

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND our season is over.

This whole offensive line can'tt block anyone.
We throw screen passes at the worst possible times.
Wallace is never open, clearly all the money we threw at him was a waste.
Randy Starks probably wasn't worth the money we paid him.
Paul Soliai made one play all night.

TWO.  RUSHING.  YARDS. 

The media circus is about to go ten fold.
Philbin will be fired.
I never liked Ireland so he's gone probably too.
We'll be lucky if Tannehill finishes the season in one piece. 

This whole fucking franchise is a joke and I think I've hit my limit.

Exactly what happens when you allow a defense to set up and get ready!    I'm starting to think Philbin is not the guy either!  This happens wk in and wk out with us not taking advantage of defenses not being ready.  You see teams like the Pats, Denver, and Saints kill defenses for not being ready.

We wait for the defense... #cluelessdolphincoaches.  

that last sack was brutal, only a three man rush against out five men and Tanny barely has time to even think about throwing the ball.

What a joke this offensive line is.   All of that money for nothing

Please, let's just lose out and try to get a Top 7 pick. Ireland will be fired and maybe Philbin too. I don't know if he deserves it, but it's probably out of his hands.

You did it again, Miami. Congratulations on another ridiculously disappointing season. Just move to London.

+1