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Title: Rate My Unit 2014 Post by: Guru-In-Vegas on September 06, 2014, 03:50:07 pm :) Pervs
I run a 14 team IDP, PPR fantasy football league. 14 crazy assholes and their asshole friends who aren't even in the league gather for a live draft here in Vegas labor day weekend for keg beer, shots, food and shenanigans. Live drafts are THE SHIT! One of the best parts is humiliating the last place guy from last year all draft long. This year's punishment included a shirt with a nipple hole cut out that read "Sorry girls, I suck dick", cut off daisy duke jean shorts and his beer cup was a large sports bottle in the shape of a veiny wang purchased at a bachelorette party store. I ended up with the 7th pick and here's who I ended up with during my drunken stupor of a draft... RD 1 - MARSHAWN LYNCH RD 2 - ZAC STACY RD 3 - EMMANUEL SANDERS RD 4 - WES WELKER RD 5 - TONY ROMO RD 6 - REGGIE WAYNE RD 7 - FRED JACKSON RD 8 - CHARLES CLAY RD 9 - ANDY DALTON RD 10 - JADEVEON CLOWNEY RD 11- ATOINE BETHEA RD 12 - JAMES LAURAINITIS The rest were filled through waivers; none of note except for maybe Coby Fleener. I give my team a C+ With dumbass Welker out 4 games my WRs are rather weak IMO. Title: Re: Rate My Unit 2014 Post by: Sunstroke on September 06, 2014, 09:04:56 pm With the disclaimer that "rating a fantasy football team" before the season starts basically means "does this guy like the same players I like," I have to say that the only two guys on your roster that I've targeted in drafts this year are Marshawn Lynch and Emmanuel Sanders. I wouldn't mind seeing a link to this league, just to see the scoring set. Without seeing that, since it is a 14-teamer, I'd give it a C...maybe a C- because of how early you took Welker. Was the Bethea pick just so you could have a 49ers player on your squad? Title: Re: Rate My Unit 2014 Post by: Guru-In-Vegas on September 06, 2014, 10:05:53 pm It was late in the draft and I was very drunk and needed a DB so I thought what the hell. Plus I played Madden earlier that day and caught 2 picks with him. It was meant to be.
http://games.espn.go.com/ffl/leagueoffice?leagueId=659340&teamId=1&seasonId=2014 Not sure if this link will work. Give her a try! Title: Re: Rate My Unit 2014 Post by: Sunstroke on September 07, 2014, 12:55:37 am That league really downgrades QBs...no wonder you waited to take Romo/Dalton. It looks like the IDP has slightly heavier scoring than normal, so I may have gone earlier on the defensive players in order to get a couple of the top LBs. My prediction for the 6 playoff teams (in no particular order): Team Save-A-Hos Rock Hard Viagras The G-Spot Gringo Dan's Sloppy Seconds Missionary Sex Only Dr. Cock N Balls Let me know how close I called it when your regular season ends... ;) Title: Re: Rate My Unit 2014 Post by: Sunstroke on September 07, 2014, 01:09:51 am On a "You showed me yours, allow me to show ya mine" note... I am in one $$ FF league that has to be the most complex, insane FF league ever. It's also my favorite league, for those exact reasons. ;D * 20-teams, with 16 of the owners ranked in the top-250 overall on ESPN * 40 roster slots (21 active, 19 bench) plus 4 IR slots * Full IDP * Can start 2 QBs * 15 category roto, not h2h. Categories are pass yds, pass avg, rush yds, rush avg, rec yds, rec avg, return yds, return avg, points, tackles, tackles for loss, sacks, fumbles forced, interceptions, passes defensed. * Full dynasty (you keep all players on roster from season to season) * Annual rookie draft (by email...takes about a week) * Annual UDFA draft * Unlimited trading, both of players and present/future draft picks (and an insane amount of trades...we had 37 individual trades made during our rookie draft this year) http://games.espn.go.com/ffl/clubhouse?leagueId=83063&teamId=4&seasonId=2014 (http://games.espn.go.com/ffl/clubhouse?leagueId=83063&teamId=4&seasonId=2014) Title: Re: Rate My Unit 2014 Post by: mecadonzilla on September 07, 2014, 02:11:04 am That looks really fun, Stroke.
Title: Re: Rate My Unit 2014 Post by: Sunstroke on September 07, 2014, 07:37:19 am ^^^ It really is a blast... All of the owners have each others' cell numbers, so while our rookie draft is going on, owners are texting each other with trade negotiations. I'm an IDP junkie at heart anyway, and hosted an IDP invitational league for 8 years, so anytime I can run linebackers and safeties out there, I am a happy puppy. ;D When I said that trading is pretty heavy, I wasn't woofing. We are just now starting year 3 of this league, and between draft trades and player trades during the season, there have been a total of 143 trades in this league so far. I've been involved in 16 of those. Title: Re: Rate My Unit 2014 Post by: Fau Teixeira on September 07, 2014, 10:40:07 am i enjoyed that IDP league.. winning is fun
Title: Re: Rate My Unit 2014 Post by: Dolphster on September 08, 2014, 08:41:17 am That was almost an embarrassing moment. I saw the thread title "Rate My Unit" and I was getting ready to upload a picture of my junk for the competition.
Title: Re: Rate My Unit 2014 Post by: Sunstroke on September 08, 2014, 10:35:25 pm That was almost an embarrassing moment. I saw the thread title "Rate My Unit" and I was getting ready to upload a picture of my junk for the competition. LOL...thanks, man...I needed that laugh today! Title: Re: Rate My Unit 2014 Post by: Guru-In-Vegas on September 15, 2014, 03:02:09 pm Stroke, your league makes my head hurt. Holy shit that's a tough one. I thought we had a boss league with our weeny little 14 teams and IDPs!!!
That was almost an embarrassing moment. I saw the thread title "Rate My Unit" and I was getting ready to upload a picture of my junk for the competition. This post wins. :D |