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Title: Jets Dolphins
Post by: Run Ricky Run on October 04, 2015, 09:40:24 am
Stone hands Landry starting early. Tannehill relies on that pos too much.


Title: Re: Jets Dolphins
Post by: Run Ricky Run on October 04, 2015, 09:42:42 am
Jfc. If Landry got injured this team would be so much better. Thrown to 3 times for 2 fucking yards.


Title: Re: Jets Dolphins
Post by: pondwater on October 04, 2015, 09:44:44 am
Horrible 3rd down call to start the game. Needed 15 and got 2. Our OC is an idiot.


Title: Re: Jets Dolphins
Post by: pondwater on October 04, 2015, 09:47:22 am
3 plays and the Jets get a TD. Gonna be a long day.


Title: Re: Jets Dolphins
Post by: BeanCounter on October 04, 2015, 09:47:30 am
Nice to see Philbin has the dear in the headlights look 5 minutes into the game.


Title: Re: Jets Dolphins
Post by: Cathal on October 04, 2015, 09:50:43 am
I'm glad I only gave this until 10 before giving up. Such a laughing stock team.


Title: Re: Jets Dolphins
Post by: BeanCounter on October 04, 2015, 09:54:20 am
A 3 and out.  Shocking.


Title: Re: Jets Dolphins
Post by: mecadonzilla on October 04, 2015, 09:54:23 am
Is it a law that the Fins must throw on first down?


Title: Re: Jets Dolphins
Post by: Run Ricky Run on October 04, 2015, 09:54:52 am
Pass on first down run on second down pass on third down. Excellent!


Title: Re: Jets Dolphins
Post by: Cathal on October 04, 2015, 09:55:39 am
Has a team ever fired a coaching staff during a game? If not. They should. Put some soccer hooligans in charge. This is just atrocious.


Title: Re: Jets Dolphins
Post by: Tenshot13 on October 04, 2015, 09:57:31 am
Jfc. If Landry got injured this team would be so much better. Thrown to 3 times for 2 fucking yards.
that's ridiculous, Landry is a beast.

This sucks, so disappointing so far.


Title: Re: Jets Dolphins
Post by: Run Ricky Run on October 04, 2015, 09:58:45 am
Landry should be a third or fourth receiver and for some reason the Dolphins thinks he is a #1


Title: Re: Jets Dolphins
Post by: CF DolFan on October 04, 2015, 10:03:26 am
Our players are pussies. They have no heart and no desire to win today. Marshall is owning Brent Grimes so much I'm guessing he will make Miko give him a hummer after the game. wouldn't surpirse me if he wimps out and pretends hurt for the rest of the game.


Title: Re: Jets Dolphins
Post by: Run Ricky Run on October 04, 2015, 10:05:43 am
Those are the kind of players coach dildo wants.


Title: Re: Jets Dolphins
Post by: mecadonzilla on October 04, 2015, 10:08:46 am
Run. The. Ball.  On. First. Down.


Title: Re: Jets Dolphins
Post by: pondwater on October 04, 2015, 10:09:48 am
Another shitty drive by Miami. They should air this garbage this early every week. At least that way my Sunday wouldn't be wasted.


Title: Re: Jets Dolphins
Post by: pondwater on October 04, 2015, 10:23:47 am
This shit is getting hilarious!


Title: Re: Jets Dolphins
Post by: ArtieChokePhin on October 04, 2015, 10:27:13 am
Philbin needs to be relieved of his duties after the game.  Rumors are circulating that the players will quit on him the rest of the season if they lose today. 


Title: Re: Jets Dolphins
Post by: pondwater on October 04, 2015, 10:29:46 am
Philbin needs to be relieved of his duties after the game.  Rumors are circulating that the players will quit on him the rest of the season if they lose today. 
quit doing what? They haven't put forth any effort all year.


Title: Re: Jets Dolphins
Post by: CF DolFan on October 04, 2015, 10:31:45 am
Philbin needs to be relieved of his duties after the game.  Rumors are circulating that the players will quit on him the rest of the season if they lose today. 
It will be really hard to tell the difference between them trying and quittting.

It really is a shame that we can only fire the coaches. These players are pathetic. I've never been so ashamed of this team and that includes the 1-15 season. They at aleast tried that year.


Title: Re: Jets Dolphins
Post by: ArtieChokePhin on October 04, 2015, 10:34:31 am
It will be really hard to tell the difference between them trying and quittting.

It really is a shame that we can only fire the coaches. These players are pathetic. I've never been so ashamed of this team and that includes the 1-15 season. They at aleast tried that year.

The talent is there.  The schemes and play calling are so fucked up.  How else can you explain Will Davis??

And now Suh just fucked himself over


Title: Re: Jets Dolphins
Post by: Tenshot13 on October 04, 2015, 10:41:33 am
I really like that Stoneburner kid.


Title: Re: Jets Dolphins
Post by: pondwater on October 04, 2015, 10:43:09 am
The talent is there.  The schemes and play calling are so fucked up.  How else can you explain Will Davis??

And now Suh just fucked himself over
Looks like Stoneburner is the talent today. It will be someone else next week. What did Suh do now?


Title: Re: Jets Dolphins
Post by: suck for luck on October 04, 2015, 10:46:24 am
Nice tackle suh lol


Title: Re: Jets Dolphins
Post by: CF DolFan on October 04, 2015, 10:46:42 am
Damn coaching made Suh miss that tackle!!!


Title: Re: Jets Dolphins
Post by: Cathal on October 04, 2015, 10:57:56 am
They really should go for it on 4th and very short. It's horrible that they suck at short yardage.


Title: Re: Jets Dolphins
Post by: MikeO on October 04, 2015, 11:00:07 am
Jfc. If Landry got injured this team would be so much better. Thrown to 3 times for 2 fucking yards.

HA HA HA. Stupidest post of the day for sure


Title: Re: Jets Dolphins
Post by: MikeO on October 04, 2015, 11:01:21 am
Cam Wake doesn't play on 1st or 2nd down anymore cause he can't stop the run and doesn't even try.

He is OLD and costs way to much $$$$ to be a situational pass rusher.  If some team was dumb enough to trade for him at this point I would unload him now. He is just getting cut at the end of the year anyway


Title: Re: Jets Dolphins
Post by: suck for luck on October 04, 2015, 11:04:46 am
We just can't stop the running qbs.


Title: Re: Jets Dolphins
Post by: BeanCounter on October 04, 2015, 11:07:22 am
We just can't stop the running qbs.

We can't stop throwing qbs either.


Title: Re: Jets Dolphins
Post by: pondwater on October 04, 2015, 11:07:53 am
And the slice and dice continues.


Title: Re: Jets Dolphins
Post by: CF DolFan on October 04, 2015, 11:08:20 am
We just can't stop the running qbs.
Or running backs, wide receivers, water boys etc.


Title: Re: Jets Dolphins
Post by: MikeO on October 04, 2015, 11:10:11 am
Gotta love Hickey's "SMALL SCHOOL" draft in 2014

Walt Aikens gives up 3 TD's in 4 games
Billy Turner can't start or play on the worst o-line in the league
Jordan Tripp CUT


Title: Re: Jets Dolphins
Post by: CF DolFan on October 04, 2015, 11:11:51 am
Tannehill may not finish this game. Too many people are coming free and he isn't going to see one.


Title: Re: Jets Dolphins
Post by: suck for luck on October 04, 2015, 11:15:05 am
7 and 9 for an oline

That's all I got so far, I'll have to work on it.


Title: Re: Jets Dolphins
Post by: MikeO on October 04, 2015, 11:30:29 am
Billy Turner so bad he isn't even active this week


Title: Re: Jets Dolphins
Post by: BeanCounter on October 04, 2015, 11:32:03 am
Can anyone on this defense tackle?


Title: Re: Jets Dolphins
Post by: BeanCounter on October 04, 2015, 11:35:39 am
Nice halftime adjustments by Philbin and his coaching staff.


Title: Re: Jets Dolphins
Post by: MikeO on October 04, 2015, 11:36:23 am
Nice halftime adjustments by Philbin and his coaching staff.

Players quit on that drive, it was clear as day. No coach could have done anything.

Season is over. Team isn't trying. They gave up.


Title: Re: Jets Dolphins
Post by: miamid45 on October 04, 2015, 11:37:58 am
Still need to fire Philbin.

Team is sucking and their leader has NO answers.

Hope he's gone tomorrow.


Title: Re: Jets Dolphins
Post by: CF DolFan on October 04, 2015, 11:38:54 am
I just don't get how you work in front of the whole country and mail it in. That takes people with no pride whatsoever.


Title: Re: Jets Dolphins
Post by: miamid45 on October 04, 2015, 11:45:20 am
Bye week next...so lots of time to get new staff to kick some ass!


Title: Re: Jets Dolphins
Post by: MikeO on October 04, 2015, 11:46:26 am
Bye week next...so lots of time to get new staff to kick some ass!

new staff...LOL. You remove 1 or 2 guys. It's the same staff


Title: Re: Jets Dolphins
Post by: suck for luck on October 04, 2015, 11:48:24 am
Shitty pic quality to match the shitty play lol.


Title: Re: Jets Dolphins
Post by: BeanCounter on October 04, 2015, 11:50:00 am
Does any coach show any emotion?  Someone please get angry and start chewing out the players.  Instead they all have this lost constipated look to them.


Title: Re: Jets Dolphins
Post by: MikeO on October 04, 2015, 11:51:01 am
Word circulating that if Philbin is let go Dan Campbell will be the interim head coach.


Title: Re: Jets Dolphins
Post by: BeanCounter on October 04, 2015, 11:56:32 am
Another 3 and long.  Chuck it up and pray for a pi penalty.


Title: Re: Jets Dolphins
Post by: BeanCounter on October 04, 2015, 11:59:10 am
Time to bring in the backups.  Maybe they will give a shit.


Title: Re: Jets Dolphins
Post by: pondwater on October 04, 2015, 11:59:32 am
Does this team even practice or just go to the tittie bar for jager shits?


Title: Re: Jets Dolphins
Post by: MikeO on October 04, 2015, 12:00:25 pm
Does this team even practice or just go to the tittie bar for jager shits?

Philbin worked with the scout team Friday...no joke. Head coach and he was working with the scout team. Tells ya everything


Title: Re: Jets Dolphins
Post by: CF DolFan on October 04, 2015, 12:05:54 pm
I hope they don't fire any coaches. These players don't deserve it


Title: Re: Jets Dolphins
Post by: BeanCounter on October 04, 2015, 12:07:09 pm
Please put Matt Moore in before Tannehill gets killed.


Title: Re: Jets Dolphins
Post by: CF DolFan on October 04, 2015, 12:18:38 pm
I guess DWade is happy for his buddy and the Jets!


Title: Re: Jets Dolphins
Post by: pondwater on October 04, 2015, 12:35:46 pm
This team seems to do so much better in a hurry up type offense.


Title: Re: Jets Dolphins
Post by: EDGECRUSHER on October 04, 2015, 12:37:32 pm
1st and Goal from the 2. Let's see if we fuck this one up.


Title: Re: Jets Dolphins
Post by: mecadonzilla on October 04, 2015, 12:37:55 pm
Tanny has had horrible touch today.


Title: Re: Jets Dolphins
Post by: mecadonzilla on October 04, 2015, 12:39:43 pm
And that was a horrible call by the refs.


Title: Re: Jets Dolphins
Post by: EDGECRUSHER on October 04, 2015, 12:40:41 pm
Tanny has had horrible touch today.

Yeah, I just got home and started watching but when he is being pressured his touch has been terrible. It's getting worse actually, like he has PTSD. Too much pressure.


Title: Re: Jets Dolphins
Post by: mecadonzilla on October 04, 2015, 12:43:54 pm
Yeah, I just got home and started watching but when he is being pressured his touch has been terrible. It's getting worse actually, like he has PTSD. Too much pressure.

I think you're onto something.


Title: Re: Jets Dolphins
Post by: BeanCounter on October 04, 2015, 12:44:14 pm
1st and goal on the 2 and THEY CANT SCORE.  The Jets were inventing ways to allow the Dolphins to get back in the game and they can't take advantage of it.


Title: Re: Jets Dolphins
Post by: pondwater on October 04, 2015, 12:44:32 pm
Wrap this one up guys. No need to watch this garbage anymore today.


Title: Re: Jets Dolphins
Post by: Denver_Bronco on October 04, 2015, 12:48:44 pm
Same story every year. Broken record. Season over by week 5 or 6. It would be nice if the league would contract teams like Jacksonville and Miami and make it a more competitive league.


Title: Re: Jets Dolphins
Post by: Denver_Bronco on October 04, 2015, 12:56:38 pm
Watching Tanny slice and dice that prevent defense is a thing if beauty. Worth every penny, that guy!


Title: Re: Jets Dolphins
Post by: MyGodWearsAHoodie on October 04, 2015, 01:08:08 pm
Philbin worked with the scout team Friday...no joke. Head coach and he was working with the scout team. Tells ya everything


don't read too much into that, those kinda critsm is more based on losing than it be a bad idea.....want to bet if there was a story about Belicheck working with the scout team the tone would be, "that's what makes him a great coach no detail too small, cares about making sure all 53 player are developing, etc." But because itis a losing coach it is wrong priorities


Title: Re: Jets Dolphins
Post by: mecadonzilla on October 04, 2015, 01:11:03 pm
I hope the interview at halftime is the last I ever have to see Philbin representing the Dolphins.


Title: Re: Jets Dolphins
Post by: hordman on October 04, 2015, 01:59:41 pm
Watching Tanny slice and dice that prevent defense is a thing if beauty. Worth every penny, that guy!

(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-uUXfwqhgUf0/UrfXFY_SOFI/AAAAAAAAIV4/rt2ksdgzfEw/s640/blogger-image--1433480093.jpg)


Title: Re: Jets Dolphins
Post by: MikeO on October 04, 2015, 03:32:16 pm


don't read too much into that, those kinda critsm is more based on losing than it be a bad idea.....want to bet if there was a story about Belicheck working with the scout team the tone would be, "that's what makes him a great coach no detail too small, cares about making sure all 53 player are developing, etc." But because itis a losing coach it is wrong priorities

Stop you sound silly right now


Title: Re: Jets Dolphins
Post by: masterfins on October 04, 2015, 04:06:02 pm
I hope the interview at halftime is the last I ever have to see Philbin representing the Dolphins.

Geez I hope so too.  He sounded like some average guy out of the crowd on his way to get a beer during a preseason game.


Title: Re: Jets Dolphins
Post by: masterfins on October 04, 2015, 04:43:49 pm
don't read too much into that, those kinda critsm is more based on losing than it be a bad idea.....want to bet if there was a story about Belicheck working with the scout team the tone would be, "that's what makes him a great coach no detail too small, cares about making sure all 53 player are developing, etc." But because itis a losing coach it is wrong priorities

But it is the wrong priority when your starters aren't getting the job done, and your team looks like cow pies in the field.  For any coach of a team that is playing well it is okay to work with the scout teams.


Title: Re: Jets Dolphins
Post by: masterfins on October 04, 2015, 04:56:27 pm
I made the mistake of clicking on Philbin's post game presser.  Big mistake, it makes me so mad that this guy has absolutely ZERO passion.  He should be a manager in a widget factory.


Title: Re: Jets Dolphins
Post by: MyGodWearsAHoodie on October 04, 2015, 08:02:37 pm
I made the mistake of clicking on Philbin's post game presser.  Big mistake, it makes me so mad that this guy has absolutely ZERO passion.  He should be a manager in a widget factory.

hey what do you have against widgets?