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Title: What idioms do you use,or hear others use about going to the restroom?
Post by: DaLittle B on March 02, 2016, 11:46:06 am
I think this could be a fun,little less serious topic...

Some of my co-workers have really varied ways of saying use the restroom,john,water closet,latrine,etc,etc...

Then last night there was a family fued question about things you do at home,but not in public...One of the answers was like "leave a brownie" I hadn't heard that one!

Pinch a loaf
Take a dump,(should be leave a dump),Take a shit,etc...

I use I need to squirt...


Title: Re: What idioms do you use,or hear others use about going to the restroom?
Post by: Phishfan on March 02, 2016, 11:48:52 am
Drop a deuce, hit the head, & use the bathroom are the most common depending on the situation.


Title: Re: What idioms do you use,or hear others use about going to the restroom?
Post by: Spider-Dan on March 02, 2016, 12:50:45 pm
Drop off the kids at the pool.


Title: Re: What idioms do you use,or hear others use about going to the restroom?
Post by: DaLittle B on March 02, 2016, 01:13:20 pm
^^^ I've heard that one either!  :D

For my Dogs,they do their business,squat, and potty <-- this one goes back to one of My brothers dog,where we had to spell everything.


Title: Re: What idioms do you use,or hear others use about going to the restroom?
Post by: BuccaneerBrad on March 04, 2016, 06:40:11 am
One of my favorites at my job is "I gotta go to the bathroom.  Do you need something?"

Or when I eat a meal and it gives me diarrhea immediately afterwards, I call it "Puking it out the back end"


Title: Re: What idioms do you use,or hear others use about going to the restroom?
Post by: Dave Gray on March 04, 2016, 01:45:21 pm
I'm going to go make a 6" statue of you.


Title: Re: What idioms do you use,or hear others use about going to the restroom?
Post by: Tenshot13 on March 04, 2016, 03:00:12 pm
Drop a deuce, hit the head, take a shit.

After the fact, and if it's a bad one "That one made my butthole go   :'( "


Title: Re: What idioms do you use,or hear others use about going to the restroom?
Post by: Brian Fein on March 04, 2016, 05:38:55 pm
One of my favorites at my job is "I gotta go to the bathroom.  Do you need something?"

Or when I eat a meal and it gives me diarrhea immediately afterwards, I call it "Puking it out the back end"
This made me spit diet root beer all over my monitor. 


Title: Re: What idioms do you use,or hear others use about going to the restroom?
Post by: masterfins on March 04, 2016, 07:39:06 pm
Cop a squat.

I have to go see a man about a horse.

Drain the main vein.

Shake the snake.


Title: Re: What idioms do you use,or hear others use about going to the restroom?
Post by: TonyB0D on March 05, 2016, 08:13:01 pm
Hit the head is really common around here (northeast/NYC).  I have a coworker who always says "I gotta tap a kidney".  I'm partial to "taking the Browns to the Superbowl".


Title: Re: What idioms do you use,or hear others use about going to the restroom?
Post by: Brian Fein on March 05, 2016, 10:46:09 pm
My wife and I use the "drop the kids off at the pool" sometimes, but most often, we say "straight up disrespect"




Title: Re: What idioms do you use,or hear others use about going to the restroom?
Post by: Dave Gray on March 09, 2016, 10:20:23 am
My wife and I have a non-verbal sign for having to use the restroom.  We look directly at the other one and then fold up whatever reading material (magazine, newspaper, even an iPad or Nook) and put it up under our armpit.

The other one usually says "oh dear."