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Title: The migrant caravan is back!
Post by: Spider-Dan on September 30, 2026, 06:21:35 pm
Turns out there's another migrant caravan on the way to the US (https://www.foxnews.com/us/dhs-send-ominous-warning-migrant-caravan-heads-toward-us-mexico-border-from-honduras), just in time for the midterms!

The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) issued a strong warning to a major migrant caravan that crossed into Mexico and was moving north with hopes of reaching the U.S.-Mexico border.

"USBP is closely engaged with its international partners to monitor their movement and any additional developments," DHS told Fox News in a statement. "[United States Border Patrol] USBP reminds migrants that under the leadership of President Trump and Homeland Secretary Mullin, the border has remained closed and secured for the last 16 months."

The caravan, numbering in the hundreds as of Monday, is predominantly made up of Hondurans, Guatemalans, Salvadorans, Ecuadoreans and Haitians.

The USBP said the caravan departed San Pedro Sula, Honduras on Sept. 20.


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So another migrant caravan is headed to our very Strong and Powerful border, where they will be easily repelled.
Or maybe not!  Maybe we will be invaded roughly by these violent thugs.  Tough to say!  Better vote GOP just in case.


Title: Re: The migrant caravan is back!
Post by: Dave Gray on October 01, 2026, 07:07:42 am
None of this is working for them.


Title: Re: The migrant caravan is back!
Post by: CF DolFan on October 01, 2026, 08:28:06 am
And you guys call us conspiracy nuts?  :D


Title: Re: The migrant caravan is back!
Post by: Sunstroke on October 01, 2026, 08:56:48 am
And you guys call us conspiracy nuts?  :D 

Yes, among other choice labels... 

Qanon and conspiracy theory nutjobs are the domain of the GOP.  Same with white supremacists.



Title: Re: The migrant caravan is back!
Post by: CF DolFan on October 01, 2026, 10:37:03 am
Yes, among other choice labels...  

Qanon and conspiracy theory nutjobs are the domain of the GOP.  Same with white supremacists.


Hahaha ... if that's what you tell yourselves in order to feel better. Then again, you do like to make up fake labels whenever you lack arguments.  The truth is less than 1/4 of Republicans ever believed any part of Q Anon and only a small percentage of them bought into the whole shebang. As far as white supremacist, most republicans are against them just as I would assume, most liberals are against Sharia Law. We all know there are many who believe in Sharia Law that vote Democrat. If you don't know that, then you might want to start paying attention.     


Title: Re: The migrant caravan is back!
Post by: Sunstroke on October 01, 2026, 11:45:31 am

Every time I read one of your posts, I truly wish for an "ignore" button on this site.

Don't feel like the Lone Ranger though... I make the same wish every time I see one of the right wing news anuses (Fox, etc...) dumping their steamy crap in my news feed.



Title: Re: The migrant caravan is back!
Post by: Spider-Dan on October 01, 2026, 01:09:34 pm
And you guys call us conspiracy nuts?  :D
Surely you aren't calling quoting a Fox News article a "conspiracy theory."
Are you arguing that skepticism of the bi-annual Migrant Caravan is "conspiracism"?  That would be a stronger argument if the previous episodes of migrant caravan hysteria didn't disappear like clockwork the day after the election, every time.

You can only cry wolf about The Approaching Horde of Brown Invaders so many times before people start calling out these flimsy lies on sight.



Title: Re: The migrant caravan is back!
Post by: MyGodWearsAHoodie on October 01, 2026, 02:18:58 pm
We all know there are many who believe in Sharia Law that vote Democrat.

That is a nonsense statement.  Sharia Law is the rules Muslims follow for example Sharia Law forbids the eating of pork.  Much the same way Kosher is the dietary rules Jews follow. 

Very few Muslims who follow Sharia Law or Jews who follow Kosher wants the USDA to ban the sale of pork, they simply don't eat it.

Compare this to Christians who are constantly trying to impose their biblical laws onto others, who hold different beliefs.   


Title: Re: The migrant caravan is back!
Post by: Fau Teixeira on October 01, 2026, 02:41:27 pm
That is a nonsense statement.  Sharia Law is the rules Muslims follow for example Sharia Law forbids the eating of pork.  Much the same way Kosher is the dietary rules Jews follow. 

Very few Muslims who follow Sharia Law or Jews who follow Kosher wants the USDA to ban the sale of pork, they simply don't eat it.

Compare this to Christians who are constantly trying to impose their biblical laws onto others, who hold different beliefs.   
like buying beer on sunday mornings ?


Title: Re: The migrant caravan is back!
Post by: Spider-Dan on October 01, 2026, 07:45:46 pm
The truth is less than 1/4 of Republicans ever believed any part of Q Anon and only a small percentage of them bought into the whole shebang.
We are going to see an increasing amount of this "I didn't really believe in the movement I voted for" from conservatives over the next few years, as Trumpism becomes more and more indefensible.


Title: Re: The migrant caravan is back!
Post by: Dave Gray on October 02, 2026, 12:21:43 pm
And you guys call us conspiracy nuts?  :D

I don't take your meaning.  What's the conspiracy?


Title: Re: The migrant caravan is back!
Post by: CF DolFan on October 02, 2026, 03:36:33 pm
Surely you aren't calling quoting a Fox News article a "conspiracy theory."
Are you arguing that skepticism of the bi-annual Migrant Caravan is "conspiracism"?  That would be a stronger argument if the previous episodes of migrant caravan hysteria didn't disappear like clockwork the day after the election, every time.

You can only cry wolf about The Approaching Horde of Brown Invaders so many times before people start calling out these flimsy lies on sight.
Obviously I'm not calling out the facts, just your wacky interpretation that it looks like the GOP created it so they can use it as a political weapon. That's definitely a conspiracy theory as it is an entirely made up fear.

In case you forgot how to scroll up ...
Turns out there's another migrant caravan on the way to the US (https://www.foxnews.com/us/dhs-send-ominous-warning-migrant-caravan-heads-toward-us-mexico-border-from-honduras), just in time for the midterms!

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So another migrant caravan is headed to our very Strong and Powerful border, where they will be easily repelled.
Or maybe not!  Maybe we will be invaded roughly by these violent thugs.  Tough to say!  Better vote GOP just in case.


Title: Re: The migrant caravan is back!
Post by: Spider-Dan on October 02, 2026, 10:41:08 pm
Obviously I'm not calling out the facts, just your wacky interpretation that it looks like the GOP created it so they can use it as a political weapon.
You are missing a word: "again"

As in: "it looks like the GOP created it again so they can use it as a political weapon again"

But perhaps I'm wrong.  What was the resolution of the last dangerous migrant caravan of invaders?  It's tough to keep track, because the entirety of right-wing media forgot about it literally the day after the election.  (You know, the same way they suddenly stopped caring about the vital importance of best security practices in e-mail server management.)