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You really do have a sad, sad life.

More like a good memory.  It's not like I went through every thread in the past to get those quotes.  I remember them verbatim. 

"Listen. How about after I take a dump in your hat, I'll put it on your head"

How bout the ever so popular....


" I farted"

Does this thread prove that quoting is an adequate substitute for wit?

Who besides you thought they were funny? I doubt many people did. Unfortunately, Denver is not as despised as you and Carnage think he is.

Never said Denver was despised.  Just hated on by certain members.  And I'm sure a few people think this stuff is funny.  It's really simple.....If you don't like it, then don't click the thread. 

Who besides you thought they were funny? I doubt many people did. Unfortunately, Denver is not as despised as you and Carnage think he is.

Sorry dude, I never said everyone hates him on the board, I hate him on the board, but those of you that want to can keep kissing his gooch.

"The object wasn't to vote for the ladies that would "most likely" take an interest in your fat asses."    -  Crazy_Scar_Man

I don't kiss his gooch, and I don't think many people here do. To me he's just a screen name, like most people on here, entitled to his opinion, like everyone else.  Seem's kind of silly to let a screen name bother me in real life.

doesn't bother me, just my "character online".  Personally I don't care if he lives or dies, thats about the only truth to anything I say about that cat.  I do hope that he's not as bad as he acts with his kid around tho, but if he is when his kid kills someone he'll just blame video games or violent movies just like all these other poor excuses for parents do.

doesn't bother me, just my "character online".  Personally I don't care if he lives or dies, thats about the only truth to anything I say about that cat.  I do hope that he's not as bad as he acts with his kid around tho, but if he is when his kid kills someone he'll just blame video games or violent movies just like all these other poor excuses for parents do.

My son just told me that you are a douchebag..... :D

See, thats the thing. I think he purposely acts the way he does on here, because he see's that it gets a rise out of you.

My son just told me that you are a douchebag..... :D

looks like hes following in daddys footsteps alright, before you know it he'll be on trial for tax evasion just like his old man.. You must be so proud to know your childs going to be as big a loser as you are.

Tax evasion ? LMFAO. I work for the Tax Department idiot...HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHA. ..what a moron.....

If i am a loser and i make more money then you, what does that make you ? SCUM ? LMFAO.

Put that in your light saber and smoke it.  :D

remind me, what good are all your material posessions going to do you when you die?  Ok you make more money than me, but you're also an asshole that cares for no one but yourself. Name one good thing you do for anyone thats not your son, just one, I'll bet you can't. People like you belong in hell.  I'm sure when your judgement comes that money you make will get you far.

This message was brought to you by P_F. The same guy that scored a 90% on the evil test... :D

wow I figured you couldn't bring anything to the table, so you have to try and attack the presenter.  Figures, I knew you didn't help anyone but yourself, so you know what, I don't have the time to waste on such lowly individuals like you, because all people such as yourself like to do is drag everyone down with you, hey you'll have company though, you're already teaching your son to be just like you.

Look Darth Vader, i got better things to do then tell you my life story and what i do on a day to day basis. I don't need to justify anything to anyone, certainly on a message board and most certainly to a 30 year old acne infested guy who plays with light sabers in brothels.

::) yep, you continue to prove why you are a lovely human being, yeah you seem to have much better things to do, like being the resident classless ASSHOLE on a message board, I will say this though, since we can't seem to bury the hatchet, please be sure to broadcast when you're coming down to florida for a dolphins game, I'll make sure to make special arrangements to be in attendance so you can insult me to my face  ;D

I'm sure it will be easy to find you. You will be the guy tailgating by himself holding the light saber.