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Title: 101 reasons I'm glad Crass is back.
Post by: MaineDolFan on January 12, 2006, 08:31:56 pm
1.  Because he's cool as hell.

C'mon!  Do you really need one hundred and fucking one reasons to be happy Crass is home?!


Title: Re: 101 reasons I'm glad Crass is back.
Post by: Frimp on January 12, 2006, 08:36:50 pm
2

He joined BOTH of my failed message boards. That makes him cool in my book.

Welcome back, Crass!


Title: Re: 101 reasons I'm glad Crass is back.
Post by: Philly Fin Fan on January 12, 2006, 08:45:45 pm
3. There was too much proper grammar around here!!

(just kidding, welcome back man!)


Title: Re: 101 reasons I'm glad Crass is back.
Post by: Brian Fein on January 12, 2006, 08:46:20 pm
4. No one has called me "fat ass" in a while


Title: Re: 101 reasons I'm glad Crass is back.
Post by: Dave Gray on January 12, 2006, 09:25:23 pm
5. I farted!

(If you know Crass, you'll get that.)


Title: Re: 101 reasons I'm glad Crass is back.
Post by: jtex316 on January 12, 2006, 09:31:18 pm
6. .....    ...............

I can't think of a good reason but I like Crass too!  Welcome back


Title: Re: 101 reasons I'm glad Crass is back.
Post by: TonyB0D on January 12, 2006, 10:12:56 pm
7.  CUZ HE'S REPPIN JERSEY 2-0-1


Title: Re: 101 reasons I'm glad Crass is back.
Post by: Jim Gray on January 12, 2006, 10:29:39 pm
8. Becase speeling isnt' relly impotent.


Title: Re: 101 reasons I'm glad Crass is back.
Post by: bsfins on January 13, 2006, 03:12:44 am
9.) I farted again... (Hey it's crass, ;D) Welcome back


Title: Re: 101 reasons I'm glad Crass is back.
Post by: Denver_Bronco on January 13, 2006, 05:01:40 am
10) He's a Yankee fan !


Title: Re: 101 reasons I'm glad Crass is back.
Post by: AZ Fins Fan 55 on January 13, 2006, 07:23:38 am
11. Because one simply can not get enough of David Hasselhoff holding 2 cute and cuddly puppies  ;)


Title: Re: 101 reasons I'm glad Crass is back.
Post by: Sunstroke on January 13, 2006, 09:43:17 am
12) Because he owes me a case of Fritos...and I'm almost out of snacks at home.


Title: Re: 101 reasons I'm glad Crass is back.
Post by: Philly Fin Fan on January 13, 2006, 09:44:01 am
13- Because he might get another part time job, where I can crank call him again! (ask him about the time I called Best Buy)


Title: Re: 101 reasons I'm glad Crass is back.
Post by: Jim Gray on January 13, 2006, 09:59:32 am
14. I farted.......again

Since at least 1/2 of Crass' total posts were "I farted", I see no reason by the top 101 reasons shouldn't include it at least 50 times.


Title: Re: 101 reasons I'm glad Crass is back.
Post by: Philly Fin Fan on January 13, 2006, 10:01:42 am
15- Because a lot of our newer members have never heard Crass describe how the new team fight song should go (complete with eagles pecking out eyeballs)


Title: Re: 101 reasons I'm glad Crass is back.
Post by: Jim Gray on January 13, 2006, 10:04:21 am
16 - Because even some of the old timers (myself included) forgot about that sweet fight song.   Time for a repost.


Title: Re: 101 reasons I'm glad Crass is back.
Post by: Brian Fein on January 13, 2006, 10:05:04 am
17.) because the new member welcomming committe has been slack and there's a long line for hats and coozies in the back of the room.


Title: Re: 101 reasons I'm glad Crass is back.
Post by: rodriguez24 on January 13, 2006, 11:37:03 am
18. Cause I have no idea who the hell he is


Title: Re: 101 reasons I'm glad Crass is back.
Post by: crazy_scar_man on January 13, 2006, 12:15:13 pm
19. A follow up to 18, I'll find out what the I farted stuff is about.


Title: Re: 101 reasons I'm glad Crass is back.
Post by: CRASSMONSTER on January 17, 2006, 09:10:42 am
21-22-23-24-25-26-27-28-29-30

I farted
I farted
'I farted
le farted
Me tire un Peo
I farted  
Ummm I farted
Hey Ummm I farted

The Dolphins drive TO THE 1 YARD LINE...i FARTED!


Title: Re: 101 reasons I'm glad Crass is back.
Post by: CF DolFan on January 17, 2006, 09:18:33 am
31 ...  because we missed his girl "vs" girl battle posts!


Title: Re: 101 reasons I'm glad Crass is back.
Post by: Dave Gray on January 17, 2006, 09:19:32 am
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31 ...  because we missed his girl "vs" girl battle posts!


32 - Word.

I totally forgot about those.  Those rock!


Title: Re: 101 reasons I'm glad Crass is back.
Post by: CRASSMONSTER on January 17, 2006, 09:49:55 am
Ummmm


I farted and Marino is inducted to the hall of fame!