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Title: A new holiday for the guys!!!!! Post by: AZ Fins Fan 55 on February 14, 2006, 09:37:50 am Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic.
Secret...guys feel left out. That's right...left out. There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it. Which is why a new holiday has been created. May 20th is now officially "Steak & Blowjob Day." Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been created so your ladies can have a day to show your man just how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town-the name of the holiday explains it all...just a steak and a BJ. That's it. This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak & BJ Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ensure a more memorable May! It's like a perpetual love machine. The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world. Title: Re: A new holiday for the guys!!!!! Post by: Fau Teixeira on February 14, 2006, 09:43:52 am thought it was march 14th
Title: Re: A new holiday for the guys!!!!! Post by: AZ Fins Fan 55 on February 14, 2006, 09:51:36 am thought it was march 14th Could be....I don't know this was the first I heard about this (that I can remember anyways) and thought that I would share!!!! :) Title: Re: A new holiday for the guys!!!!! Post by: Sunstroke on February 14, 2006, 10:15:04 am I think it was originally written for March 14th, but c'mon...are we reeeeeally gonna argue what day we get free steak and blowjobs? Not me, I'll take either one...any time I can get it. Title: Re: A new holiday for the guys!!!!! Post by: jtex316 on February 14, 2006, 10:21:23 am May 20 is perfect, that's 3 days after my B-day.
Title: Re: A new holiday for the guys!!!!! Post by: bsmooth on February 14, 2006, 10:45:44 am May 20 is perfect, that's 3 days after my B-day. And 19 after mine. Title: Re: A new holiday for the guys!!!!! Post by: AZ Fins Fan 55 on February 14, 2006, 03:21:06 pm Steak for you, tube steak for her!!!!! Everybody's a winner!!!!! ;D
Title: Re: A new holiday for the guys!!!!! Post by: Brian Fein on February 14, 2006, 03:39:46 pm May 20 is perfect, that's 3 days after my B-day. ...and 6 before mine...Title: Re: A new holiday for the guys!!!!! Post by: Sunstroke on February 14, 2006, 03:54:50 pm Steak for you, tube steak for her!!!!! Everybody's a winner!!!!! ;D LOL! Classic... Smother my steak in onions, and smother her tube steak in underwear...and dinner is served! Title: Re: A new holiday for the guys!!!!! Post by: AZ Fins Fan 55 on February 14, 2006, 04:51:37 pm LOL! Classic... Smother my steak in onions, and smother her tube steak in underwear...and dinner is served! LMFAO....good thing my g/f doesn't read these boards!!!!! ;D Title: Re: A new holiday for the guys!!!!! Post by: YoFuggedaboutit on February 15, 2006, 07:27:46 am Don't forget a couple of ice cold beers
Title: Re: A new holiday for the guys!!!!! Post by: crazy_scar_man on February 15, 2006, 11:10:57 am Don't forget a couple of ice cold beers why does that sound sooooo good despite it being 11 a.m.? |