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Title: Which basketball player are You? Post by: raptorsfan29 on February 18, 2006, 12:30:59 pm http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=5305987700326084557 Title: Re: Which basketball player are You? Post by: Thundergod on February 18, 2006, 01:15:46 pm Tim Duncan  ;D
20% Speed, 30% Selfishness, 50% Skill, 30% Athleticism Tim Duncan has been called the best player in basketball by many, and it's tough to argue. His Spurs have won three of the last seven championships and two of the last three. He's not the quickest player, nor the most athletic, but his ability as a player and as a leader makes him very dangerous, which in turn provides many opportunities for his other talented teammates. Yao Ming is another player similar to Duncan. Title: Re: Which basketball player are You? Post by: Sunstroke on February 18, 2006, 02:45:20 pm I am absolutely disgusted with this test... Not only did it take way too long, but it returned a player that I dislike almost as much as any player I've ever seen in the NBA. (Player blurb below completely rewritten to make it more accurate) Antoine Walker 30% Pussy, 50% Non-shooting Biatch, 40% Egomaniac, 70% Defensive Liability Antoine Walker is the champion of the common man, mainly because the common man can't shoot, dribble or play defense either. 'Toine has a career FG% of .415, lowest among all power forwards in NBA history with more than 5,000 shot attempts ('toine's launched it 13,000+ times in his 10-year career). He also has a career 3pt FG% of .328 and FT% of .642, proving that it doesn't matter where 'toine shoots it from, chances are good that a CLANK is forthcoming. Gave himself the nickname "Employee #8," in the hopes that people will think he's a hard-worker, but his laziness on defense has earned him a more fitting handle of "Spectator #8." Title: Re: Which basketball player are You? Post by: Dave Gray on February 18, 2006, 03:29:32 pm LeBron James
60% Speed, 40% Selfishness, 70% Skill, 60% Athleticism This is an elite category. LeBron James is fast, athletic, gifted with a diverse skill set, and is a highly unselfish player. If more people played like LeBron, the NBA would rapidly return to its Bird-and-Magic-era popularity. He's as good as the hype. Not a LeBron fan? How about Dwayne Wade or Kevin Garnett? They fit this same mold. Title: Re: Which basketball player are You? Post by: Brian Fein on February 18, 2006, 05:39:48 pm LeBron James
50% Speed, 20% Selfishness, 60% Skill, 60% Athleticism This is an elite category. LeBron James is fast, athletic, gifted with a diverse skill set, and is a highly unselfish player. If more people played like LeBron, the NBA would rapidly return to its Bird-and-Magic-era popularity. He's as good as the hype. Not a LeBron fan? How about Dwayne Wade or Kevin Garnett? They fit this same mold. I hate LeBron James... Title: Re: Which basketball player are You? Post by: YoFuggedaboutit on February 18, 2006, 11:39:42 pm Lebron James baby!!!
Title: Re: Which basketball player are You? Post by: bsmooth on February 19, 2006, 10:35:02 am Amare Stoudemire
Title: Re: Which basketball player are You? Post by: Sunstroke on February 19, 2006, 11:19:57 am Title: Re: Which basketball player are You? Post by: raptorsfan29 on February 19, 2006, 12:58:44 pm i got
Mark Madsen 30% Speed, 50% Selfishness, 30% Skill, 30% Athleticism You won't find a nicer guy than Madsen. Unfortunately, you won't find a bigger, goofier, less effective center either. Well, okay, maybe Greg Ostertag. who is he Title: Re: Which basketball player are You? Post by: Sunstroke on February 19, 2006, 02:17:39 pm i got Mark Madsen 30% Speed, 50% Selfishness, 30% Skill, 30% Athleticism You won't find a nicer guy than Madsen. Unfortunately, you won't find a bigger, goofier, less effective center either. Well, okay, maybe Greg Ostertag. who is he The capsule sums it up pretty accurately there...both Ostertag and Madsen are goofy ineffective white boys. Madsen was playing with Shaq & Kobe in LA, and is now a bit player for the T-Wolves. Ostertag is a backup for the Jazz. Title: Re: Which basketball player are You? Post by: YoFuggedaboutit on February 19, 2006, 04:14:39 pm Ostertag is a backup for the Jazz. Which is really sad because he was a starter at one point. Title: Re: Which basketball player are You? Post by: DolFan619 on February 19, 2006, 10:11:19 pm Eric Dampier. 40% speed, 80% Selfishness, 20% Skill, 50% Athleticism.
Title: Re: Which basketball player are You? Post by: Phishfan on February 20, 2006, 10:17:34 am Tim Duncan
40% Speed, 50% Selfishness, 50% Skill, 40% Athleticism Tim Duncan has been called the best player in basketball by many, and it's tough to argue. His Spurs have won three of the last seven championships and two of the last three. He's not the quickest player, nor the most athletic, but his ability as a player and as a leader makes him very dangerous, which in turn provides many opportunities for his other talented teammates. Yao Ming is another player similar to Duncan. Title: Re: Which basketball player are You? Post by: AZ Fins Fan 55 on February 20, 2006, 02:41:33 pm LeBron James
60% Speed, 30% Selfishness, 70% Skill, 60% Athleticism This is an elite category. LeBron James is fast, athletic, gifted with a diverse skill set, and is a highly unselfish player. If more people played like LeBron, the NBA would rapidly return to its Bird-and-Magic-era popularity. He's as good as the hype. Not a LeBron fan? How about Dwayne Wade or Kevin Garnett? They fit this same mold. I'm going to say that this is not a terrible thing!!!! Title: Re: Which basketball player are You? Post by: VidKid on February 20, 2006, 03:23:16 pm it gave me Amare Stoudemire. But Lebron, 60% athleticism? what kind of scale is this?
Title: Re: Which basketball player are You? Post by: JVides on February 20, 2006, 03:40:18 pm Tim Duncan
40% Speed, 30% Selfishness, 80% Skill, 40% Athleticism Works for me, I am a Spurs fan, after all... Title: Re: Which basketball player are You? Post by: Spider-Dan on February 20, 2006, 08:15:18 pm I got Rafer Alston.
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