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Title: w/s? Post by: ClaireBethesda on February 24, 2006, 01:48:13 pm anyone here into water sports?
Title: Re: w/s? Post by: Gerbils on February 24, 2006, 01:53:26 pm duh
Title: Re: w/s? Post by: GUATARICCAN on February 24, 2006, 01:57:51 pm I like underwater hopscotch :)
Title: Re: w/s? Post by: Sunstroke on February 24, 2006, 01:59:39 pm I love watersports, but only with midgets, and preferably only after the midgets have eaten large quantities of broccoli. Title: Re: w/s? Post by: Brian Fein on February 24, 2006, 02:05:53 pm anyone here into water sports? Oh, jesus.....Great, the infiltration begins. Title: Re: w/s? Post by: jtex316 on February 24, 2006, 02:38:45 pm Oh, jesus..... Great, the infiltration begins. Did I miss something?? Who is Claire Bethesda, and welcome to the boards - i think (??) Title: Re: w/s? Post by: ClaireBethesda on February 24, 2006, 02:47:11 pm hallo. and thank you for the welcome greeting!
i am claire bethesda. and clearly i am the only one on this message boad brave enough to introduce myself with my full name! anyway, to answer your question: YES! you have missed a great deal! we are planning to all play water sports! are you in?? Title: Re: w/s? Post by: jtex316 on February 24, 2006, 02:55:34 pm No, I hate Water Sports.
But I like finding out what Brian means by his "Great....here they come" post. Can you shed some light on this? Title: Re: w/s? Post by: ClaireBethesda on February 24, 2006, 02:56:11 pm I love watersports, but only with midgets, and preferably only after the midgets have eaten large quantities of broccoli. im aghast. Title: Re: w/s? Post by: GUATARICCAN on February 24, 2006, 02:59:14 pm Do you live in South Florida Claire?
Title: Re: w/s? Post by: TonyB0D on February 24, 2006, 03:02:55 pm "watersports".......heheh........
Title: Re: w/s? Post by: Phishfan on February 24, 2006, 03:17:26 pm I was wondering who would have the first comment. Should have known it was Stroke.
I think Brian's comment was because he thought the site was getting spammed. I have seen message boards over run with porn spam before. Title: Re: w/s? Post by: Dave Gray on February 24, 2006, 03:22:00 pm No....Brian made a comment because "gerbils" is his brother, and I imagine that "claire" is one of his brother's friends.
Title: Re: w/s? Post by: jtex316 on February 24, 2006, 03:23:39 pm I was wondering who would have the first comment. Should have known it was Stroke. I think Brian's comment was because he thought the site was getting spammed. I have seen message boards over run with porn spam before. As long as Fau is the system admin for this site, i'll bet the house this site will never be over-run with porn or spam. Title: Re: w/s? Post by: ClaireBethesda on February 24, 2006, 03:29:29 pm Do you live in South Florida Claire? shoot. no. i dont live in S FL. guess i will have to w/s alone then... Title: Re: w/s? Post by: ClaireBethesda on February 24, 2006, 03:32:28 pm No....Brian made a comment because "gerbils" is his brother, and I imagine that "claire" is one of his brother's friends. hi dave gray! Title: Re: w/s? Post by: ClaireBethesda on February 24, 2006, 03:33:24 pm "watersports".......heheh........ Tony BOD, you are now my favorite. :) Title: Re: w/s? Post by: TonyB0D on February 24, 2006, 03:34:12 pm ^^^
its with a zero, get it right!! Title: Re: w/s? Post by: crazy_scar_man on February 24, 2006, 03:38:23 pm I would pee on you
Title: Re: w/s? Post by: ClaireBethesda on February 24, 2006, 03:40:56 pm I would pee on you well then YOU are my favorite, crazy scar man. jesus christ brian is goin to kill us all Title: Re: w/s? Post by: Sunstroke on February 24, 2006, 03:41:15 pm I was wondering who would have the first comment. Should have known it was Stroke. Go figure...the former hardcore erotica writer commenting on water sports. im aghast. If you join the midgets in the broccoli-fest, you'd simply be "gassed." ;) Title: Re: w/s? Post by: Gerbils on February 24, 2006, 03:47:36 pm I'd like to sample some of your hardcore erotica! Can you paste some?
Title: Re: w/s? Post by: Gerbils on February 24, 2006, 03:48:00 pm Title: Re: w/s? Post by: ClaireBethesda on February 24, 2006, 03:49:14 pm Go figure...the former hardcore erotica writer commenting on water sports. If you join the midgets in the broccoli-fest, you'd simply be "gassed." ;) hahahaha Title: Re: w/s? Post by: Brian Fein on February 24, 2006, 03:54:56 pm No....Brian made a comment because "gerbils" is his brother, and I imagine that "claire" is one of his brother's friends. Dave's a smart one... ClaireBethesda will be gone in two days, as she soon gets bored with our discussions.Title: Re: w/s? Post by: Sunstroke on February 24, 2006, 03:58:39 pm I'd like to sample some of your hardcore erotica! Can you paste some? The site I wrote for is defunct now as far as new material, but it still serves as a library of older short erotica. Probably a couple hundred authors contributed to that collection. You can check it out at http://www.whiteshadow.pornopartners.com (and for any of our younger members...pornography is bad, mmkay?) And before anyone asks, no...I won't tell you which pen name belongs to me. I'd prefer my peccadillos to be kept private wherever possible. ;) Title: Re: w/s? Post by: ClaireBethesda on February 24, 2006, 04:04:33 pm Dave's a smart one... ClaireBethesda will be gone in two days, as she soon gets bored with our discussions. ok, seriously, you have some guy posting porn to jason!! how could i get bored??? your friends are fun! (we should all PnP. ten bucks to the first person who gets that one.) Title: Re: w/s? Post by: Brian Fein on February 24, 2006, 04:05:07 pm You'll never see that ten bucks...she spends it all on booze...
Title: Re: w/s? Post by: ClaireBethesda on February 24, 2006, 04:07:21 pm You'll never see that ten bucks...she spends it all on booze... ??? im going to start my OWN blog. and call it "brianfeins make me cry" Title: Re: w/s? Post by: Brian Fein on February 24, 2006, 04:09:07 pm Then I'll come to YOUR boards and start talking about midget porn and see what you think.
(nevermind, you'll probably have a whole midget porn forum!) Title: Re: w/s? Post by: ClaireBethesda on February 24, 2006, 04:10:03 pm Then I'll come to YOUR boards and start talking about midget porn and see what you think. (nevermind, you'll probably have a whole midget porn forum!) this made me laugh so hard i am actually crying Title: Re: w/s? Post by: ClaireBethesda on February 24, 2006, 04:11:54 pm brian, come on. dont be mad. u miss me. a liiiiiittle maybe? when are you coming to visit? bring sunstroke and tonybzerod!
Title: Re: w/s? Post by: Gerbils on February 24, 2006, 04:13:24 pm and lisa fein.
the midget forum would be a festival/extravaganza thhe likes of which has not been seen since August 14, 2005, at TownHouse Tavern -- when TDMMC's very own Brian Fein got ribuschad. blato, even. bombed. Title: Re: w/s? Post by: Brian Fein on February 24, 2006, 04:19:21 pm and lisa fein. Umm, sir, you're not one to talk about ME being ribuschad - I'm not the one puking in the cab, throwing plates in the street and feelein up my boss, was I? the midget forum would be a festival/extravaganza thhe likes of which has not been seen since August 14, 2005, at TownHouse Tavern -- when TDMMC's very own Brian Fein got ribuschad. blato, even. bombed. Oh that's right, that was YOU! Title: Re: w/s? Post by: ClaireBethesda on February 24, 2006, 04:22:50 pm thats right!
and brian was the one in the ridiculous hat, walking claire bethesda up and down nine flights of stairs about twelve times. :) thanks again bri! Title: Re: w/s? Post by: Brian Fein on February 24, 2006, 04:24:03 pm thats right! ::)and brian was the one in the ridiculous hat, walking claire bethesda up and down nine flights of stairs about twelve times. :) thanks again bri! Never again... Title: Re: w/s? Post by: Gerbils on February 24, 2006, 04:24:27 pm Clarie, there is a Tranny in the thread about the Girl competition!
Title: Re: w/s? Post by: pintofguinness14 on February 25, 2006, 04:39:05 am Umm, sir, you're not one to talk about ME being ribuschad - I'm not the one puking in the cab, throwing plates in the street and feelein up my boss, was I? Oh that's right, that was YOU! I guess this all happened after I left. Title: Re: w/s? Post by: Brian Fein on February 25, 2006, 06:59:38 am I guess this all happened after I left. ha - yes, this was mostly end-of-the-night festivities...Title: Re: w/s? Post by: YoFuggedaboutit on February 25, 2006, 07:16:10 am Do you live in South Florida Claire? No, she lives in Bethesda, which is a Washington DC suburb. Title: Re: w/s? Post by: YoFuggedaboutit on February 25, 2006, 07:19:56 am I love playing tackle football in the water. To make it good, you'll need a pool deep enough to cover at least half your body (Four to five feet should do it) The rules are the same as regular football, except for two major differences.
1. To tackle the person, you must take them off their feet and dunk their upper body completely under the water. 2. The "ground" can.....I repeat..... can cause a fumble. There is nothing like the free-for-all that ensues when a person is "tackled" only to watch the ball come squirting up to the surface. If two people attempt to recover a fumble at the same time and go under the water, whoever surfaces with it gets the ball for their team. Title: Re: w/s? Post by: ClaireBethesda on February 25, 2006, 03:45:29 pm I love playing tackle football in the water. To make it good, you'll need a pool deep enough to cover at least half your body (Four to five feet should do it) The rules are the same as regular football, except for two major differences. 1. To tackle the person, you must take them off their feet and dunk their upper body completely under the water. 2. The "ground" can.....I repeat..... can cause a fumble. There is nothing like the free-for-all that ensues when a person is "tackled" only to watch the ball come squirting up to the surface. If two people attempt to recover a fumble at the same time and go under the water, whoever surfaces with it gets the ball for their team. tommy, i love that you posted this in response to my watersports question. tonybzerod and crazy scsr man, shush. |