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Title: Jello Shots
Post by: sugarbush on March 09, 2006, 09:44:42 am
I need to make some kick ass jello shots for my bachelorette party tomorrow.
Does anyone know a good recipe? 


Title: Re: Jello Shots
Post by: Denver_Bronco on March 09, 2006, 09:50:12 am
Enjoy:

http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink586.html


Title: Re: Jello Shots
Post by: Denver_Bronco on March 09, 2006, 09:50:55 am
http://www.jelloworld.net/

Word


Title: Re: Jello Shots
Post by: Lee on March 09, 2006, 10:28:37 am
I need to make some kick ass jello shots for my bachelorette party tomorrow.
Does anyone know a good recipe?

For your own party?  If so, belated congratulations... I didn't even know you were engaged.


Title: Re: Jello Shots
Post by: Brian Fein on March 09, 2006, 10:33:33 am
For your own party? If so, belated congratulations... I didn't even know you were engaged.
She's already married, you didn't hear?


Title: Re: Jello Shots
Post by: sugarbush on March 09, 2006, 10:35:01 am
Oh, hell no.  I'm not getting married.  Nor am I engaged. 
Let me work on getting laid first.


Title: Re: Jello Shots
Post by: Sunstroke on March 09, 2006, 10:55:27 am
Oh, hell no. I'm not getting married. Nor am I engaged.
Let me work on getting laid first.

Are you female?

Are you breathing?

Are you under 300 lbs?

Congratulations...you can get laid any time your heart (or other regions) desire.  ;D





Title: Re: Jello Shots
Post by: Househead on March 09, 2006, 10:58:57 am
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Are you female?

Are you breathing?

Are you under 300 lbs?

Congratulations...you can get laid any time your heart (or other regions) desire. 

Ditto!. However, I don't think the problem is as much that she can't get laid, but that she cannot get laid by a male specimen of a certain standard.


Title: Re: Jello Shots
Post by: sugarbush on March 09, 2006, 11:12:30 am
I'm not THAT picky.
Haven't you met all the guys i have banged in the past.


Title: Re: Jello Shots
Post by: Househead on March 09, 2006, 11:29:18 am
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I'm not THAT picky. Haven't you met all the guys i have banged in the past.

I met a few of them. Yeah, your standards are not too high. So, what gives then?


Title: Re: Jello Shots
Post by: sugarbush on March 09, 2006, 11:41:17 am
There is only 1 Househead.  and he is taken.


Title: Re: Jello Shots
Post by: Denver_Bronco on March 09, 2006, 11:43:59 am
There is only 1 Househead.  and he is taken.
Awwww sh*t. Alittle side action. Go for it.  >:D


Title: Re: Jello Shots
Post by: Househead on March 09, 2006, 11:48:55 am
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Awwww sh*t. Alittle side action. Go for it.  >:D

My girlfriend is her best friend. Don't think thats gonna happen.


Title: Re: Jello Shots
Post by: Brian Fein on March 09, 2006, 11:49:43 am
My girlfriend is her best friend. Don't think thats gonna happen.
Way wrong answer.... ::)


Title: Re: Jello Shots
Post by: Denver_Bronco on March 09, 2006, 11:52:16 am
Way wrong answer.... ::)
I second that..


Title: Re: Jello Shots
Post by: MaineDolFan on March 09, 2006, 11:54:12 am
Oh, hell no. I'm not getting married. Nor am I engaged.
Let me work on getting laid first.

How far away do you live from Maine?
:)


Title: Re: Jello Shots
Post by: Denver_Bronco on March 09, 2006, 11:55:02 am
How far away do you live from Maine?
:)
LMFAO !


Title: Re: Jello Shots
Post by: jtex316 on March 09, 2006, 11:55:29 am
I second that..

I third that.
A Best Friend / Girlfriend trio is a one of a kind lifetime experience.

If you can't pull it off Househead I will officially lose all respect for you


Title: Re: Jello Shots
Post by: crazy_scar_man on March 09, 2006, 12:15:04 pm
My girlfriend is her best friend. Don't think thats gonna happen.

Hook a nigga up Househead. My wife barely knows your girlfriend.
 >:D


Title: Re: Jello Shots
Post by: jtex316 on March 09, 2006, 01:18:27 pm
I went to high school with Househead's GF


Title: Re: Jello Shots
Post by: sugarbush on March 09, 2006, 01:35:37 pm
Angie has a sweet poopper and she is a freak in the making.
Househead is a lucky man.


Title: Re: Jello Shots
Post by: GUATARICCAN on March 09, 2006, 01:36:04 pm
Angie has a sweet poopper and she is a freak in the making.
Househead is a lucky man.

Word!


Title: Re: Jello Shots
Post by: YoFuggedaboutit on March 09, 2006, 06:18:52 pm
So who's getting married then?  I know a few good cops/strippers that can introduce her and all you ladies to the State of Florida's "PENAL CODE"


Title: Re: Jello Shots
Post by: crazy_scar_man on March 09, 2006, 08:58:27 pm
Angie has a sweet poopper and she is a freak in the making.
Househead is a lucky man.

There is something highly erotic to a girl refering to the other region as the "pooper."


Title: Re: Jello Shots
Post by: Spider-Dan on March 10, 2006, 10:12:12 am
Are you female?

Are you breathing?

Are you under 300 lbs?

Congratulations...you can get laid any time your heart (or other regions) desire.  ;D
I would actually put that number at 200.  I think it would be pretty difficult for a 250lb girl to get laid, unless she's picking up vagabonds off the street.

But then again, I've never been a 250lb girl.


Title: Re: Jello Shots
Post by: GUATARICCAN on March 10, 2006, 12:13:00 pm
There's some good pussy under this gut!
 
                                                   - Chris Rock


Title: Re: Jello Shots
Post by: pintofguinness14 on March 11, 2006, 01:15:28 pm
There's some good pussy under this gut!
 
                                                   - Chris Rock

lol