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Title: Movie Review: The Hills Have Eyes (1977)
Post by: GUATARICCAN on March 16, 2006, 04:59:23 pm
Premise: A white bread family on their way to California break down in the New Mexico desert, miles from anywhere. What they don't know is that living in the hills is a clan of wild cannibals that are looking to kill and eat every last family member.

Rating: Very good. I was expecting Wes to make a "Last house on the Left" (which I hated) rehash but just set in the desert. He truly is a great horror film maker.


Highlights: For me it was seeing Michael Berryman when he was younger. He was such a cool guy when I met him at Screamfest that I became an instant fan. He was pretty funny at some parts even though it was probably supposed to be a serious scene.

In case you guys don't know Mr. Berryman, here's a photo of Mike and Stroke. Stroke is the one with hair! ;)
(http://www.thedolphinsmakemecry.com/images/guat/screamfest4.jpg)


Title: Re: Movie Review: The Hills Have Eyes (1977)
Post by: Dave Gray on March 16, 2006, 05:20:46 pm
That is one ugly dude.










Berryman has seen better days, too.


Title: Re: Movie Review: The Hills Have Eyes (1977)
Post by: Frimp on March 16, 2006, 05:23:41 pm
I hope no one remakes Last House on the Left.


Title: Re: Movie Review: The Hills Have Eyes (1977)
Post by: AZ Fins Fan 55 on March 16, 2006, 05:25:18 pm
That is one ugly dude.

Berryman has seen better days, too.

LMFAO....ouch that was a low blow D!!!!!  ;D

I never saw the first version of this flick but I have liked the previews I have seen for this years remake and plan on seeing it. I will have to rent the original too now!!!!!


Title: Re: Movie Review: The Hills Have Eyes (1977)
Post by: NYFan204 on March 16, 2006, 07:26:28 pm
This movie scared the hell out of me when I was younger. Mr. Berryman did a great job


Title: Re: Movie Review: The Hills Have Eyes (1977)
Post by: Sunstroke on March 16, 2006, 07:31:57 pm
That is one ugly dude.




Berryman has seen better days, too.

I swear, I missed your small font zinger, and was about to post that there were actually two ugly dudes...and then I saw your comment. Bitch...

That might be the single ugliest picture of me that I've ever seen. I don't know whether I was making a face, or whether I was really that baked...or if I was passing some bad gas at the moment that made me do that face, but I definitely won't be sending that particular photo to any women.  :-\

As far as the actual movie review...I am all over this one as soon as it hits pay per view. My kind of movie for sure!





Title: Re: Movie Review: The Hills Have Eyes (1977)
Post by: GUATARICCAN on March 17, 2006, 01:22:58 am
That might be the single ugliest picture of me that I've ever seen. I don't know whether I was making a face, or whether I was really that baked...or if I was passing some bad gas at the moment that made me do that face, but I definitely won't be sending that particular photo to any women.  :-\

LOL! Maybe Mike just gave you the heebie jeebies!


Title: Re: Movie Review: The Hills Have Eyes (1977)
Post by: Buddhagirl on March 17, 2006, 06:56:01 am
Yeah. I want to see this.  I might have to spend the weekend checking out movies.  Yippeee.  I want to see V is for Vendetta too.