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Rules:

1. List your most hated Miami Dolphin (past or present; player, coach, or personnel), and give at least a couple of sentences for a description.
2. Picture(s) are optional, but it would help and be nice
3. No more then 1 entry per person, and no honorable mentions, special considerations, or "i couldn't chose between this guy or that so I hate them both".
4. Just because someone hates a player doesn't mean you can't also hate that same exact player.
5. "The Fans", "The officials", or "The beer vendor" are not acceptable (So think of something else Maine).

My Most Hated Dolphin Player of All-Time: Jason Taylor

Jason Taylor, I hate you.  You are a two-faced sack of crap.  You are over-rated, and you are a bum.  In 2000, you exclaimed "they ain't coming back on us", only to have the NY Jets hand you the most embarrasing loss of all-time in the history of the NFL.  You then managed to bash Ricky Williams in 2004 very harshly, only to forget about everything you said in 2005, welcoming him back with open arms.

2006 will be no different.  You will further embarras yourself in some way, shape, or form, like you always do with your big fat mouth.  You're an overpaid, 12 million dollar bag of hype.  Why can't you be like Zach Thomas?  He gets paid less then you, he works twice as hard, and he doesn't really concern himself with his appearance. 

(http://www.palmbeachpost.com/dolphins/content/sports/photos/dolphins/games/game15/36.jpg)
Jason Taylor gets consoled by Jim Bates for being such an over-rated bum.

My most hated Dolphin: Mark Royals
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I love special teams.  It's where many games are won and lost, but only the real football fans can see it, since it isn't a stat that's on the back of football cards.  Royals was very inconsistant, and in an offense that had to punt as much as we did at the time, it was frustrating to watch him.

I have yelled "You suck, Royals" a multitude of times.  Then he was cut.  I was pretty happy about that.  He got picked up by the Jags a week or two later, and I went to Jacksonville to watch him shank some kicks against the Fins.  That was a great day.

Damn...I couldn't even find a picture of him in a Dolphins Uniform.

Hate is a little strong...one of the most disappointed.
I'm going to Put....
Eric Green TE

He was the big offseason acquisition that was supposed to instantly help our running game with his huge size,and blocking ability.He also had soft hands,and was going to be a big target for Dan Mariino over the middle...I remember him all over espn ..."I want to go to mami,I'm not appreciated in Pittsburgh"

He played 1 year 1995,14 games...and became the biggest Pussy in the world...
his Dolphin stats...   43 rec   499yrds  11.6 AVg    3TDs

This was a tough call, but an easy answer...

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Brian Griese

Almost makes me ebarassed to share the hallowed name with this tool.

Tripped over your dog, did you?  Fell over in Terrell Davis's driveway?  Got your liscence confiscated at a bar?

The biggest overhyped piece of crap that ever graced the aqua and orange is Brian Griese.  Riding on his daddy's coat-tails since his days at Michigan, Griese was never anything better than a mediocre QB who was blessed with a hall of fame last name.  Of course, everyone loves to have the hero's son on the same team, thinking "Brian will do for us now what Bob did in the 70's!"

Not the case.  All he did was get sacked, throw picks, and put the rock on the ground.  He had one good game, against the hapless Chargers on Monday night in Sun Devil Stadium.  One game with decent numbers.  And everyone wanted to put his name next to Dan's on the Ring of Honor.

Until this:
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Here we see Dwight Freeney sacking Brian Griese on the 16 yard line.  Sixteen short yards away from tying the game.  Sixteen short yards from an amazing comeback.  Mr. Griese decided he'd rather put that loaf of bread he was carrying on the turf, and end the game.  I guess, maybe he was tired...

Sunday night, Orange jersey game.  Rock Cartwright and the Redskins build a 21-0 lead in the first half, while Griese leads the squad to 3-and-out repeatedly.  Enter Jay Fiedler - enter productivity, leadership, and mobility.  Enter intelligence, and a playmaker.  Fiedler leads the same exact Dolphins offense, on the same exact field, int he same exact weather, against the same exact defense, to a comeback 24-23 victory.

Griese is the biggest overrated turd in the NFL.  I loved seeing Zach put him down for the year in person.

Daunte Culpepper

For many, many reasons. The top two reasons are his "rolling, rolling" hand motion he makes and the stupid huddle up sign he makes after EVERY play.

I was waiting to see who you would choose Brian. I knew it was between Griese and Ricky and I really thought that you would pick Ricky.

For me I pondered this for awhile because there is a plethora of players over the years that I have hated more than I can possible elaborate on.

But here goes!!!!!

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Ray Lucas

I have hated no one more than I hated Ray Lucas. Just bringing up his name makes me want to puke! The Fins were one of the hottest teams in the NFL at 5-1 with newly acquired RB Ricky Williams. A hand injury to starting QB Jay Fiedler against the Broncos sidelined him for a few weeks. In comes recently signed ex Jets QB (That should have been the first sign) Ray Lucas....the most inefficient QB the world has ever seen. He constantly fumbled and threw interceptions at an alarming rate and cost us 3 straight games. He came back to back to back victories (which I will credit to our defense at the time who held our opponents in check) then caught the turnover bug yet again. With the best RB in the league (Ricky won the rushing title that season) all Ray had to do was guide this team and be smart with the ball. He single handedly threw away what was off to a great start and should have been a AFC East crown that season. Fuck you Ray (no not Finkle) I will forever hate what you did to my beloved Phins in such a short amount of time. I swear you were still being paid by the Jets.

GR8...thought that for years. If I posted something like that I'd get nothing but grief from a couple of dorks! Again, GR8 post  jtex316

In order to not pick the same people, I select Tony Martin.

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He was a complete bum in his first stint with the team. Suddenly he goes to another team and becomes a guy who puts up 90 catch seasons. The Dolphins decide to take another shot and bring him back and promptly turns back into the stone handed freak I couldn't stand.




Edit by BF - edited to add picture

G-D it, Joe.  You know me too well!!  :)

Actually, I didn't even think of Ricky.  For me, it was between Griese and Jamar Fletcher.  That was a really tough choice, but Jamar Fletcher never had me throwing crap at the big TV's at the steakhouse, like Griese did.

I could have swore I posted a response to this thread earlier today...not sure how it disappeared.

No problem...I remember what I said:


I said that even considering the fact that this is in the anti-fins section, I haven't read such a load of horse $hit in a long time.  Some of you guys have so much negativity churning around in your heads that it is nothing short of scary. Get some help...it really can't feel good having that much poison flowing through your system.

I remember reading this.  I wonder if the Anti-Fins Forum mod deleted it "by accident?"

LOL I forgot about Fletcher.


I concour....I read this earlier too. Do I smell a conspiracy?  ;D

I would have to go with Yatil Green for several reasons.  The amount of players that we passed on at his position is enough to make you sick, Miami really needed an impact player to help Marino.  The fact that he kept trying to come back only to have a piece of paper blow into his leg and send him to the IR.

Yatil Green...eat my fucking ass you pansy.

(http://www.thedolphinsmakemecry.com/images/irod_yatil_green.jpg)

Sunstroke,

I removed your post before.  Not because I am disagreeing with what you're saying (that I have a lot of negativity, or that I need mental help - both are very true), but you didn't add your own "Most Hated Player".  If you're gonna tell me off, fine, but, like i've said in countless posts, at least add your own.  Adding your own {whatever the topic is about} grants you free access to tell me off as much as you want.

You mean to tell me that there isn't one schelp in Dolphins History that you don't like that you couldn't post, along with your psycho-evaluation?  

Surprising that no-one yet has mentioned a player that should have been called out right away, due to his over-whelming crappyness.

Great pick Maine....not too mention I love that last line!!!!!

This is a "who do you hate?" not a mini Ring of Dishonor.  Not all crappy players are hated (Jay Fiedler) and not all hated players are crappy (Ricky Williams, Jason Taylor)

Well this player that I have in mind was also very hated at certain times.  I'm not going to mention him, but i'm pretty sure someone will.

I remember reading it... someone deleted it.

Yeah that was settled a few posts ago....


Problem Solved!!!!!

Hey Stroke - even I can hate someone.  Yatil Green!  He's a pansy ass eater!  :) 

Okay, I'm sure he's a nice guy in real life.  But I can't remember being soooo frustrated with what should have been an impact draft pick.

This one is easy for me, and its not even a player.


It starts at the top of the food chain as far as im concerned. So my vote goes to none other than H. Wayne Huizenga.

(http://images.forbes.com/images/2005/01/14/huizenga_175x175.jpg)

All this guy cares about is profiting, and not making the dolphins a legitimate contender. He's too worried about building condos, malls, and all these other attractions, so he can convince the NFL to bring the super bowl to miami every other year. Too bad his team will never play in it.


I laugh everytime a prominent free agent is linked to the dolphins. Do you think Wayne would actually pay a lavar arrington, julian peterson, drew brees their proper value as the market dictates lol. Miami is just a pit stop where they can cacth some fun & sun before heading to other teams who are willing to spend. We all know if brees would've lowered his demands to about 5 million he'd be a dolphin. Again another example of wayne wanting to win at his prices.

While ricky wiliams was getting his ass hammered week after week behind that poorest offensive line, preiset holmes, ladanian tomlinson, duece mcalister all recieved new contracts from their owners. What does ricky get when he demands one.............. a cold shoulder.


Wayne does just enough to keep ypu dolphin fans thinking its the year. In reality nothing can be further from the truth.

huizenga you have and will always suck!!!!!!!!!

Edit by BF - edited to add picture

I'm on an o-line kick today, so here goes:  Billy Milner.  He and Andrew Greene were drafted in the first and second rounds of the 1995 NFL draft, and were supposed to be to the Dolphins what Richmond Webb and Keith Sims had been for the previous decade.  Instead, Milner ends up famously "look-out" blocking at tackle to the point where Dan Marino tells Shula to "Get him outta there, this kid can't play" (or something close to that).  Andrew Greene is so bad that the coaches regret drafting him by training camp of his rookie season!!.  Since Greene hardly ever saw the field, Milner gets my vote.

By the way Jtex, you mean Bryan Cox, don't you?

Joe...my anti-rant there wasn't over the fact that people could hate "a dolphins player," but that someone could be that venomous toward the great Jason Taylor, one of my favorite phins, and one of the great Dolphins defenders of all-time.

Kind of surprised you'd delete my post without a PM first...

Since this thread demands negativity,  ::)  I'll add a player to the mix: Cecil Collins. I dislike the Diesel perhaps as much as any ex-phins player, because I thought he had the talent to become an excellent player and then he blew it because he couldn't keep his deviancy in check. What a waste...

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Coach "O":  Tom Olivadotti

http://www.thedolphinsmakemecry.com/rod-olivadotti.html   <---we all know why


My 2 cents: 

Those were the longest 8 years of my life as a Dolphins fan. When you ran our defense,  I expected nothing less than QB's having HOF days against you (no matter how average they were).  Your run stopping was deplorable at best,  and watching corners set themselves 10 yards away from the receivers made me vomit in my mouth each time. 

The Buffalo Bills have inducted you into their ring of honor for their accomplishments:  winning 6 AFC East titles in 8 years,  4 Super Bowl appearances, countless playoff victories and watching Thurman Thomas run through your defense as if they were 10 year olds he was playing against.  When you left for Detroit it was one of the happiest days of my life..  Goodbye and good riddance Coach "O"!!!!

Be proud my friend, since '87 your defense with Miami ranked:  23, 26, 23, 8, 26, 10, 19, 18 out of 28 teams in points allowed.  You rock! 

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I think he had a larger negative impact than any player could have.  His poor coaching decisions, worse personnel decisions, and overall ineptitude wasted one of the largest collections of talent I've ever seen on the Dolphins.

Even a mediocre coach should have been able to get a team with the league's leading rusher to the playoffs.  The game at the end of 2002 season (@NE) makes me sick to this day.

I totally agree with your choice.   You stole my thunder man!!!  This guy single-handedly took our 2002 season and flushed it completely down the toilet.

Talk about one of the worst Dolphins drafts ever.  Shula's 1995 draft had so many slugs in it, that only one would survive Johnson's first season.  That would be Norman Hand who later went on to be a dominant DT with the Saints.

     This is easy, no question in my mind, the one Dolphin I will ALWAYS hate, the one single player who's name I will curse and belittle until my last breath escapes my dying body on my death bed, is none other than QB Jay Fiedler!  God, I hate you Jay!  I hate you with a passion, you disgust me, you literally make me fucking vomit just by looking at you!  You make my skin crawl, you make my blood boil, you stir a hatred in me that quite honestly has no equal.

  You are the worst quarterback I have ever seen in all my years of watching football!  You're noodle armed passes that went for pick sixes drove me absolutely insane!  What in the hell were you thinking lateraling a ball to an O-Lineman?  He's not an eligable receiver you elephant eared dumbshit!!!!  How you made it in the NFL as long as you did is beyond me.  After your eight interception performance with the Amsterdam Admirals in Europe, you'd think NFL teams would shy away from you.

  Jay you should've never been the quarterback of my beloved team.  I hate you Jay Fiedler with every inch of my being.  YOU SUCK, YOU SUCK, YOU SUCK, YOU SUCK!!!!!!!  I just threw my chair across the room just thinking about what this sad excuse for a QB did to my team.  I'm going to stop now.  I've said what has needed to be said.

  Jay Fiedler, I hate you.  You're sad, pathetic, and goddamn miserable excuse for an NFL quarterback!  My failure follow you for the rest of your career you son of a bitch!

...and i've got anger problems and negativity issues?  Damn!!

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Dan Marino - simply over-rated. What did he win again ?

More than a desk job pushing papers!  :)

"shuffling" is the correct word..LOL

<stand and applauds>.....That was some funny shit right there. Nice work!!!!!!  ;D

...and here I thought football was a team sport.  What the hell have I been watching for the past 20 years... I need my eyes checked.

without a doubt, no pondering necessary...the Motivational Caterpillar gets my vote:

(http://www.miamidolphinsbahamas.com/images/wannstedt_funny_face.jpg)

now if this picture by itself doesn't make anyone here want to carve out all of their nerve endings, you are beyond help.
i can't count on both hands and feet how many times i've found myself screaming at the television during a game when a player has royally fuckered up and watched in awe as you escorted them to the bench hand-in-hand to fellate them with consolation for making a bonehead play...i prayed aloud for years (particularly those last few) for huizenga to hire a disciplinarian-type head coach to replace you...not because i particularly like that type of leader, just because after yourself, it is all that would suffice.  The fact that you were so lenient with players went hand-in-hand with your complete lack of motivational ability. And yet, you got an extension to your contract...absolutely astonishing...you must have had the devil's protection.

I watched in disappointment as parcells was hired by the cowboys, and were I aware of it in 1992 at the age of 11, I would have slandered Dan Rooney for hiring Bill Cowher (who i have admired for over a decade) and leaving you to fall by eventual fate to the dolphins. You and Cowher may as well be brothers; you look alike, sound alike and you worked together...but you truly SUCK at what you do. Actually, the fact that you were his predecessor may have been the deciding factor for Nick Saban in taking this job last year...he had to know that after yourself, he could do no wrong. and the fact that the havoc you wreaked on this team in 5 years here was not the worst you had done to a professional football team makes me feel truly sorry for the Chicago Bears.

and to top it off, you are the only head coach i can ever remember being mocked in a magazine that is NOT devoted in any way to professional sports:
(http://www.phillipcrandall.com/wannstedtgrowing.jpg)

Visual Aid, exhibit A:
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