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Title: Vin Diesel is Gay.
Post by: jtex316 on March 19, 2006, 12:02:11 am
(http://www.nndb.com/people/135/000023066/diesel.jpg)

Rumors are SWIRLING around in Hollywood about Diesel's homosexuality, and I called it like 4 years ago!! 

I hate Vin Diesel, he's a punk who think's he's all tough and bad.  And now, he's about to come out of the closet.  Not that I care if he's gay or not, but it will ruin his "image" as a bad ass, making him disappear from the spotlight, which would be awesome. 

Did anyone watch him on David Letterman earlier this week??  WOW.  What a flamer.  He was so totally dodging questions about him dating girls, and things he'd do on a date...it was SOOOOO obvious.

NOTE: If you reply with "So, jtex, are you saying you hate ALL GAY PEOPLE NOW???", I will come over to your house right now, disconnect your hard drive from your computer and throw it into the Atlantic Ocean, and then order you a Hooked On Phonics starter kit, due to your complete inability to read and interpret English.


Title: Re: Vin Diesel is Gay.
Post by: Brian Fein on March 19, 2006, 01:54:20 am
So, jtex, are you saying you hate ALL GAY PEOPLE NOW???


Title: Re: Vin Diesel is Gay.
Post by: YoFuggedaboutit on March 19, 2006, 07:29:55 am
Hey Jtex,

I'd LOVE to see you call him a faggot to his face.  I'll probably be picking you up off the floor with a sponge afterwards. 


Title: Re: Vin Diesel is Gay.
Post by: jtex316 on March 19, 2006, 02:16:17 pm
Why would I want to call him a "Faggot" to his face?  And if he did do anything, i'd sue him and his boyfriend for every dollar they own.


Title: Re: Vin Diesel is Gay.
Post by: Denver_Bronco on March 19, 2006, 02:48:20 pm
Milk, milk, lemonade.......


Title: Re: Vin Diesel is Gay.
Post by: DolFan619 on March 19, 2006, 10:31:51 pm
     Jay Fiedler is gay.


Title: Re: Vin Diesel is Gay.
Post by: AZ Fins Fan 55 on March 20, 2006, 01:51:50 pm
I'd really like to see you heave my computer from my house (In AZ) into the Atlantic Ocean. That would be mighty impressive... :P

Back on topic...this is the first I have heard of this....where did you get this information from?


Title: Re: Vin Diesel is Gay.
Post by: Denver_Bronco on March 20, 2006, 02:56:28 pm
This is flame throwing at its finest

http://www.gawker.com/news/ron-perelman/gossip-roundup-vin-diesels-totally-gay-threepart-punic-adventure-161293.php?mail2=true


Title: Re: Vin Diesel is Gay.
Post by: so_spoiled on March 20, 2006, 03:26:17 pm
Gay or not....he is soooooo hot!!!
I could die just to hear him saying my name.....


Title: Re: Vin Diesel is Gay.
Post by: Denver_Bronco on March 20, 2006, 03:31:32 pm
Gay or not....he is soooooo hot!!!
I could die just to hear him saying my name.....
It's gotta be hard to understand anything out of his mouth while he's smoking bologna


Title: Re: Vin Diesel is Gay.
Post by: so_spoiled on March 20, 2006, 03:39:09 pm
So, jtex, are you saying you hate ALL GAY PEOPLE NOW???


Title: Re: Vin Diesel is Gay.
Post by: GUATARICCAN on March 20, 2006, 05:29:26 pm
So is he truly gay? Or is Jtex upset he's not Vin? ;)


Title: Re: Vin Diesel is Gay.
Post by: Buddhagirl on March 20, 2006, 06:10:03 pm
Gay or not, Vin is hot as hell!


Title: Re: Vin Diesel is Gay.
Post by: MaineDolFan on March 20, 2006, 08:53:49 pm
Jtex hates gay people.  What's next, Joe?  Hating nuns?  :)


Title: Re: Vin Diesel is Gay.
Post by: YoFuggedaboutit on March 21, 2006, 07:30:12 am
Why would I want to call him a "Faggot" to his face?  And if he did do anything, i'd sue him and his boyfriend for every dollar they own.

That is, if you survive the beating he gives you.


Title: Re: Vin Diesel is Gay.
Post by: CRASSMONSTER on March 21, 2006, 12:13:24 pm
I don't care what you say Joe Vin can have my hershey hiway anytime of the month


Title: Re: Vin Diesel is Gay.
Post by: run_to_win on March 21, 2006, 12:51:34 pm
And if he did do anything, i'd sue him...
When people who get picked on a lot grow up they call their lawyers instead of their mommies.