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Title: You know you're ghetto when.....
Post by: YoFuggedaboutit on March 19, 2006, 03:44:08 pm
- Your drinking glasses used to be jelly jars

- You like the taste of Schlitz or Olde English and prefer the 40 oz bottles

- Your couches are covered with plastic sheeting

- The back top of your toilet is missing, and you still know how to flush it

- "Turning up the heat" means turning up another burner on the stove

- You use powdered Kool-Aid mix as food coloring

- Having a conversation means yelling from your window to someone three floors down

- The sound of a gunshot or police siren doesn't bother you at all

- Pizza and Chinese food places won't deliver to your area

- Your rims cost more than your car



ANY OTHERS???


Title: Re: You know you're ghetto when.....
Post by: Thundergod on March 19, 2006, 06:36:24 pm
- your batteries in the remote comtrol are held together with a piece of tape.

- you run to get pots as soon as it rains.

- you pay more for your child's sneakers than you do their childcare.

- the rear window of your car is filled with stuffed animals.

- you wear flip-flops outside the house

 :D


Title: Re: You know you're ghetto when.....
Post by: Pats2006 on March 19, 2006, 07:08:21 pm
I still drink Olde English 40 oz
(http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=Olde+English+40+oz/v=2/SID=e/l=IVI/;_ylt=A9iby4Jv8B1E7isBSXOjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=11n6bdcna/EXP=1142899183/*-http%3A//www.nakamaru1.com/eazy-e.jpg)
(http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=Olde+English+40+oz/v=2/SID=e/l=IVI/;_ylt=A9iby4O38B1EY6wAtsOjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=121gsa90o/EXP=1142899255/*-http%3A//www.nabrewing.com/humor/pic/martha.jpg)
(http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=Olde+English+40+oz/v=2/SID=e/l=IVI/;_ylt=A9ibyGYC8R1EyNoAl12jzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=12h184k37/EXP=1142899330/*-http%3A//www.easymidget.com/new/stories/images/oldeenglisha.jpg)


Title: Re: You know you're ghetto when.....
Post by: TonyB0D on March 19, 2006, 09:42:27 pm
is that martha bangin back a 40??


Title: Re: You know you're ghetto when.....
Post by: Pats2006 on March 19, 2006, 10:26:18 pm
Yep, she's ghetto


Title: Re: You know you're ghetto when.....
Post by: Denver_Bronco on March 20, 2006, 07:34:56 am
I love OE !


Title: Re: You know you're ghetto when.....
Post by: so_spoiled on March 20, 2006, 03:39:51 pm
...If you come from a 3th world country like Peru......