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Title: Red Sox fan blog on which players she'd have sex with Post by: Denver_Bronco on March 22, 2006, 10:43:48 am http://thephatphree.com/features.asp?StoryID=2284&SectionID=2&LayoutType=1
Curt Schilling: Nothing screams "sex" more than a bloody sock. While 2005 may not have been his best season, the way this man sacrificed his body in ’04 makes me want to do many unholy things to him. But the problem is that Curt is a very holy man. He has a happy family and a wife that he probably doesn’t cheat on. He goes to church and loves W. I could not, in good conscience, do him. My love would taint his legend, resulting in an ’06 downward spiral that all the Roger Clemens Jrs. (ie: Josh Beckett) they acquire in the off-season could not save. Plus, it would probably be missionary. David Ortiz: On one hand, he’s one of the greatest clutch players ever. On the other, he looks like a gorilla. I thought about doing him just because he should’ve been MVP last year but, logistically, that wouldn’t work. He couldn’t be on top, because I would die. I couldn’t be on top because dammit, I’m really not that flexible. So, it would probably have to be from behind and even calling him “Manny” wouldn’t make that fun. Oh well, I guess he’ll have to settle for a congratulatory hand job, but I’d use KY Warming to make it extra nice. Sorry, Papi, but Spanish nicknames just aren’t my thing. But he’s such a good hitter Verdict: Not Do LMFAO ! Read the entire article... Title: Re: Red Sox fan blog on which players she'd have sex with Post by: Phishfan on March 22, 2006, 12:31:17 pm I clicked on her name and it gave me a picture.
Verdict: ? (http://thephatphree.com/_users/cb5e.jpg) Title: Re: Red Sox fan blog on which players she'd have sex with Post by: Denver_Bronco on March 22, 2006, 12:42:27 pm I clicked on her name and it gave me a picture. I'd bang her in her schnozz.Verdict: ? (http://thephatphree.com/_users/cb5e.jpg) Title: Re: Red Sox fan blog on which players she'd have sex with Post by: MaineDolFan on March 22, 2006, 12:47:54 pm Cute smile.
Title: Re: Red Sox fan blog on which players she'd have sex with Post by: AZ Fins Fan 55 on March 22, 2006, 01:44:54 pm LOL that is a good read, very comical!!!!!
Title: Re: Red Sox fan blog on which players she'd have sex with Post by: Pats2006 on March 22, 2006, 02:01:39 pm (http://thephatphree.com/_users/cb5e.jpg)
Location: Washington D.C. "Get me a Long Island iced tea.....and make it PINK!" I give her one in the pink and one in the stink ;D Title: Re: Red Sox fan blog on which players she'd have sex with Post by: JMoney13 on March 22, 2006, 08:16:56 pm I give her one in the pink and one in the stink Two in the meat one in the seat Two in the cooch one in the pooch Two in the snap one in the trap ROFL :D Title: Re: Red Sox fan blog on which players she'd have sex with Post by: Dave Gray on March 23, 2006, 01:48:54 pm I thought that article was pretty funny.
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