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Title: Black Tongue
Post by: Dave Gray on March 29, 2006, 11:14:28 am
I wasn't feeling great yesterday.  I was kind of woozy, so I took a pepto and went to bed.

I woke up today, and stumbled in to take a piss.  Being a man, I spit in the toilet and it was black.  I spit again -- black.  ...and again.

I thought it was dried blood, so I got freaked out.

When I looked in the mirror, my entire mouth was black -- my tongue, my gums and teeth.  It looked like I'd eaten one of those black candies that turns your mouth black.

I brushed my teeth and tongue thoroghly and even then (although much less) I still had some black in my spit.

I did a little research and it turns out it was this:

http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/black-hairy-tongue/HQ00325

Apparently, in some people, bismuth (a chemical in Pepto) causes an overgrowth of a black bacteria in the mouth, and can turn your turds jet-black too.  Weird.

My tongue is now back to normal.


Title: Re: Black Tongue
Post by: Denver_Bronco on March 29, 2006, 11:18:03 am
Nice ! Everytiime i drop a steamer the morning after i take pepto it looks like i shit out Wesley Snipes.


Title: Re: Black Tongue
Post by: Dave Gray on March 29, 2006, 11:20:46 am
Tonight, I'm going to rub pepto on my penis before I go to bed.  Hopefully I'll wake up with a black man's penis.


Title: Re: Black Tongue
Post by: Denver_Bronco on March 29, 2006, 11:24:31 am
Tonight, I'm going to rub pepto on my penis before I go to bed.  Hopefully I'll wake up with a black man's penis.
LMFAO !  :D :D :D


Title: Re: Black Tongue
Post by: Brian Fein on March 29, 2006, 11:42:26 am
Tonight, I'm going to rub pepto on my penis before I go to bed.  Hopefully I'll wake up with a black man's penis.
If this works, you will be a millionaire.


Title: Re: Black Tongue
Post by: YoFuggedaboutit on March 29, 2006, 11:47:58 am
Tonight, I'm going to rub pepto on my penis before I go to bed.  Hopefully I'll wake up with a black man's penis.

If it works the way black tongue works, you'll only have it for the morning.


Title: Re: Black Tongue
Post by: TonyB0D on March 29, 2006, 01:59:01 pm
TTIWWOP!!


Title: Re: Black Tongue
Post by: Brian Fein on March 29, 2006, 01:59:54 pm
TTIWWOP!!
You're sick.


Title: Re: Black Tongue
Post by: raptorsfan29 on March 29, 2006, 04:10:10 pm
everyone is sick


Title: Re: Black Tongue
Post by: GUATARICCAN on March 29, 2006, 05:02:18 pm
Am I so disappointed you did not take a photo! I mean come on you took a photo of Scar mans super long booger. :-X


Title: Re: Black Tongue
Post by: Thundergod on March 29, 2006, 07:15:22 pm
Am I so disappointed you did not take a photo! I mean come on you took a photo of Scar mans super long booger. :-X

Go to the "Roll call"  thread,  there's a blue version of it.  (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v693/lordthundergod/eusa_eh.gif)

What's next Dave,  green?


Title: Re: Black Tongue
Post by: CRASSMONSTER on March 29, 2006, 11:28:27 pm
Dave I also wake up with black tounge...But she usually has me roll of of her first....


Title: Re: Black Tongue
Post by: Ryan on March 31, 2006, 01:40:57 am
So...  Umm..  Am I the only one curious here?

Did the pepto on your cock work or not?