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Title: Black Tongue Post by: Dave Gray on March 29, 2006, 11:14:28 am I wasn't feeling great yesterday. I was kind of woozy, so I took a pepto and went to bed.
I woke up today, and stumbled in to take a piss. Being a man, I spit in the toilet and it was black. I spit again -- black. ...and again. I thought it was dried blood, so I got freaked out. When I looked in the mirror, my entire mouth was black -- my tongue, my gums and teeth. It looked like I'd eaten one of those black candies that turns your mouth black. I brushed my teeth and tongue thoroghly and even then (although much less) I still had some black in my spit. I did a little research and it turns out it was this: http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/black-hairy-tongue/HQ00325 Apparently, in some people, bismuth (a chemical in Pepto) causes an overgrowth of a black bacteria in the mouth, and can turn your turds jet-black too. Weird. My tongue is now back to normal. Title: Re: Black Tongue Post by: Denver_Bronco on March 29, 2006, 11:18:03 am Nice ! Everytiime i drop a steamer the morning after i take pepto it looks like i shit out Wesley Snipes.
Title: Re: Black Tongue Post by: Dave Gray on March 29, 2006, 11:20:46 am Tonight, I'm going to rub pepto on my penis before I go to bed. Hopefully I'll wake up with a black man's penis.
Title: Re: Black Tongue Post by: Denver_Bronco on March 29, 2006, 11:24:31 am Tonight, I'm going to rub pepto on my penis before I go to bed. Hopefully I'll wake up with a black man's penis. LMFAO ! :D :D :DTitle: Re: Black Tongue Post by: Brian Fein on March 29, 2006, 11:42:26 am Tonight, I'm going to rub pepto on my penis before I go to bed. Hopefully I'll wake up with a black man's penis. If this works, you will be a millionaire.Title: Re: Black Tongue Post by: YoFuggedaboutit on March 29, 2006, 11:47:58 am Tonight, I'm going to rub pepto on my penis before I go to bed. Hopefully I'll wake up with a black man's penis. If it works the way black tongue works, you'll only have it for the morning. Title: Re: Black Tongue Post by: TonyB0D on March 29, 2006, 01:59:01 pm TTIWWOP!!
Title: Re: Black Tongue Post by: Brian Fein on March 29, 2006, 01:59:54 pm TTIWWOP!! You're sick.Title: Re: Black Tongue Post by: raptorsfan29 on March 29, 2006, 04:10:10 pm everyone is sick
Title: Re: Black Tongue Post by: GUATARICCAN on March 29, 2006, 05:02:18 pm Am I so disappointed you did not take a photo! I mean come on you took a photo of Scar mans super long booger. :-X
Title: Re: Black Tongue Post by: Thundergod on March 29, 2006, 07:15:22 pm Am I so disappointed you did not take a photo! I mean come on you took a photo of Scar mans super long booger. :-X Go to the "Roll call" thread, there's a blue version of it. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v693/lordthundergod/eusa_eh.gif) What's next Dave, green? Title: Re: Black Tongue Post by: CRASSMONSTER on March 29, 2006, 11:28:27 pm Dave I also wake up with black tounge...But she usually has me roll of of her first....
Title: Re: Black Tongue Post by: Ryan on March 31, 2006, 01:40:57 am So... Umm.. Am I the only one curious here?
Did the pepto on your cock work or not? |