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On Howard Stern this morning, a woman called in to try to get tickets to The Howard Stern Film Festival. She said she used to pose nude online, but her biggest claim to fame was she had sex with a former Dolphin player and two of his friends – all of whom she revealed were black – in front of her husband. She said that her experience with the men was a birthday present for her husband, who she claimed requested the session. She explained her husband met the football player in an online chat room, and she ended up having one-on-one sex with him about a month later. She went on to say her husband propositioned her with his birthday request after a year of “meetings” with the player and he watched the sex act while pleasuring himself from the corner of the hotel room where it took place.

Stern & crew tried to get the name of the player out of her, but she wouldn't say it.  When asked if he was famous, she said no.

The best line of the call was when Stern asked her:

"Did he ever bring over Coach Shula to call the positions?"  (She said it might have helped)

Somewhere during the discussion, Artie Lange had a good one:

"I read that scientists in Florida are teaching dolphins to read.....Mark Duper is almost up to a full sentence."

I bet it was Cecil Collins.

Maybe out on work release?

Do you think he would be smart enough to work a computer?

Awesome.

Is he still in jail?

Yes, Cecil is still in jail where he belongs.

Why you playa hatin Duper  ;D

I'm not saying he didn't deserve to go to jail, but 15 years for breaking and entering is pretty harsh. 

First offense?  Maybe.  Second offense?  Nope.

It wasn't me.  It was Artie Lange.  I thought it was a funny joke, though. 

15 years for simple B&E is completely out of proportion to the crime, in my opinion. And that's regardless of whether it's the first time or the tenth time. And I say this as someone who has actually had his home broken into.

There's too much of the "hang those horse thieves" mentality of the Old West left. Certainly much more than befits a modern society.

Now, if a weapon (or violence) was used, then it's a completely different matter.

Or if the person was home.  I just talked with my cousin who is a Jersey lawyer and a big Dolphins fan.  He says what Cecil Collins did would be considered home invasion, which is a felony. 

This sounds like something Cecil would have done. Its possible that this couple could have been the people whose house he broke into.

Maybe they met, did their thing, couple called it off, he wanted more.

You've got to be kidding. 

First of all, you need to know all the facts before judging the judge that gave him his sentence.  Everything is not a conspiracy theory or vendetta like it seems sometimes on boards.  For example, Ricky didn't test positive because he had alka seltzer  ;D.

I lived in Louisiana when Cecil first got arrested.  It's more than just breaking and entering.  The dude busted open a door to get in the apartment of 2 female students (one had slightly opened the door when he knocked) and grabbed one of the girls who just got out of the shower and had a towel around here and then started dry humping her from behind.   He allegedly exposed himself as well.  Scared the hell out of those girls and rumor had it one of them was the daughter of some LSU big wig.

So, take 2.  He goes to a girls house to break in (stalker - he knew her).  This isn't to steal the paintings off her wall. 

Now, if that happens twice to your mom, sister, wife, girlfriend, etc. do you want this criminal walking around free in a couple of years?  I didn't think so. 

Cecil is a pervert that can't control himself.

Personally, I don't car if he, or anyone, just nicely broke in to "steal the paintings off her wall". 

There are good people and there are bad people.  Good people should not have to tolerate the actions of bad people.  Whether that means putting them in prison or 6 feet under... whichever is cheaper works for me.

If no weapon or violence was involved, I still think 15 years is seriously harsh. There are MURDERERS that get 15 years.

The guy sounds like he needs a good smack over the head and an ankle bracelet that alerts authorities if he comes within a mile of whomever he was stalking - after a few years in prison.

This is exactly what I meant about the "Old West" mentality of hanging horse thieves. It's pathetic and shows a total lack of insight into the way humans are "wired". No, I'm not saying "society is to blame" or any such crap. Even if "society" actually WERE to blame, people still need to be held fully accountable for their actions.

Well, the thing here is that I'm glad you aren't a lawmaker or juror. 

Someone decided Cecil was a danger to society and locked him up.  Had he not done anything wrong, we wouldn't be having this conversation.  The lesson:  Don't break in the homes of women who don't want to see you and you won't go to jail. 

The reality is 15 years means a lot less if he behaves.  I'm guessing he never serves the entire term. 

BTW, there is no violence or weapons used in selling drugs to kids, but that doesn't mean the sellers should get a break IMO. 

Don't do a crime and you won't do time.  Pretty simple if you ask me. 

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This has gotten so far off topic... and I certainly share a nice chunk of the blame for that, so I'll let this be my last post on the subject ;-)

I disagree. There is real bodily harm being done when selling drugs to kids. The dealer is very responsible for the harm in a completely direct way.


This is one of those BS clichés that serve only to shut down discussion. There is no substance in it and, in and of itself, it makes no sense. Suppose we hung people for jaywalking. You could fire off the exact same "don't do the crime" line, but it would clearly be moronic.

Ok, if you don't dont commit crimes, you have nothing to worry about, regardless of how small or large the crime is or how harsh the penalty is.

MORONIC is right on the button.   An intelligent person would not need to use an absurd extreme to support his case.

Jaywalking is not a felony.  In most cases, jaywalking is a victimless crime.  It's a public safety issue.

What's pathetic is your denial that some people are wired wrong and will continue to offend as long as they're free.  "Very likely to reoffend" evel 3 sex offenders are an example.  The law dictates they must be let loose after a certain amount of time and then all we can do is wait for more victims. 

Remember, you can't be sympathetic without being pathetic.

Nope.  It's the logic used by people who don't have to worry about going to jail.  If the police were arresting people for jaywalking, I wouldn't jaywalk.  It's smarter than going to jail and then crying foul.

What's moronic is going to jail or getting busted for banned substances 4 times.  I don't have those problems.

Sorry to lock this but this subject is so far off Dolphin topic it will never be back. I would lose my moderator status if I allowed this to continue!  Feel free to start another thread in off topic about do the crime ... do the time if you would like.  ;D