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Someone I knew from bowling once told me he had never eaten a slice of pizza.  He was in his 40's, and was a very honest person, so I believed it.

This got me to thinking - what are some common, everyday things that you've never done?  For example I've never:

1. Bought stock
2. Opened a savings account (i've always had a checking account)
3. Riden a motorcycle

There's probably a bunch more...but you get the point.

I never:

smoked crack
banged a guy in the ass
teabagged Paris Hilton

I didn't put down teabagging Paris Hilton because I've already done it.  But i've also never banged a guy in the ass, or smoked crack.  I've also never smoked weed (not one puff, ever).

You never even Bill Clinton'd a hit ? I don't believe it. How about a cigarette ? Every tried one ?

No - me either.  Not a puff, a "Clinton" - and not weed or a cigarette.

Lump me in with JTex and Brian.  I've never smoked weed (or done any illegal drugs), nor have I ever smoked a cigarette. 

I've never jumped out of a plane...(and Probably never will)

I've never owned a cell phone,or pager (I've had a company cell phone,never bought one,etc,etc.)

I've only owned 1 vechicle that was younger than me...1977 chevy Silverado

I've never lived in a house that had a dishwasher,or a garbage disposal.

I've never fished from the ocean.

I've never Hunted big game (Elk,moose,Etc.) I have Deer,Turkey,and Raccoon once.

I've never owned a reptile as a pet

I've never dated a girl named Heather (a stupid fantasy of mine) Dated many Jennifers

Never done Meth,Crack or Cocaine

I've never benn driving,while in a major accident.

I've never had a ticket.

I've never had jagarmiester

I've never had a 40oz beer

I've never shopped at a Macy's,or a Bloomingdales

(i'll come up with more later...)


Fixed one

That's it. I am going to the corner store and grabbing some Olde English and coming over. This is a disgrace.

Never finished a beer (don't drink)
No drugs
Never watched "The Godfather" trilogy.  Yup that's right,  I said it!
Never had a ticket (like B) (knock on wood)

Here's an interesting one- And I only bring it up because it happened to my coworker a few weeks back and we were talking about it-
I have never run out of gas and been stuck roadside.
(I've always been cognizant enough to fill up when I got too low).

Some more shit:

1. Never been West of the Mississippi River (This will change in June when I go to Texas).  But I've been all up and down the East Coast.
2. Never watched 1 Sopranos Episode
3. Never watched 1 Matrix Movie
4. Never played an Xbox or PS2
5. Never have gone fishing (Lil B just had a heart attack)

I've never been out of the South. (I've been to all 13 of the southern states though) That will change this year though.

Never experienced a tornado

Never owned a vehicle that was made in the 1990s

Never tried calamari

Never been able to get over a memory block when trying to come up lists like this.

I've never been in the Atlantic ocean

I've never played hockey,or been ice skating

I've never snow skied,or water skied

Never done that either

I've never played texas hold'em,never been to a pokersite,or gambling site

I've never been to a Casino

I've never called a 1-900 number

I've never bought a Lottery ticket (pick3,pick 4,powerball Etc.)