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This is probably the dumbest thing posted on this board...


Ok, I ran into a Girl...I REALLY wanted back when we were 17...Well, I ran into her lastnight we chit chatted...then it turned into talking for close to 3 hours.

I kind of admitted to her,that I wanted her back then.We flirted,started talking about sex..one thing leads to another....She mentions a fantasy of Sex in a bathtub full of Jello...Not one that you make 50 batches of jello,and pour them into the bathtub....

So...Here's my question...

How do I make a Bathtub full of jello?..So I can rock her world....

I thought,well, I'll go buy $20 worth of jello,and make it in the bathtub....the directions on the jello,require you to mix it with hot (or boiling water),then refrigerate....Well, I can't put my bathtub in the refridgerator...I thought about using Ice...but that would dilute the jello,and it wouldn't set properly..Then I thought about using a couple of fire extinguishers to cool the jello,then it might not be edible...I have thought about Ballistics gel.

So how would you make a bathtub full of jello?

I'm not sure if I'd be able to go through with having sex in the bathtub full of jello....But I think if I go through the trouble of making a bathtub full of jello,It might get me some brownie points...

I think her request may be physically impossible, unless you live in the North and are willing to wait until winter...

Maybe I'm not as wild as I used to be, but wouldn't that be a bitch to clean up afterwards?  Little chunks of Jello all up in your nethers and whatnot...

Um, make a ton of jello the normal way then dump it into the bathtub.... ::)

You'll be making jello forever.

I think if you were to fill the tub with hot water in the morning, stir in 1000 packets of jello, you might have a solid brick by the time it cools off when you get home.  I think the refrigeration is just to get it to set faster.  I'd think Jello doesn't melt at room temperature does it?

You need to super-saturate the liquid by dissolving the jello powder in hot water, and that way when it gets back to room temp, it'll solidify.  It just might take alot longer (and who knows what it'll do below the surface)

Denver hit it on the head. You make massive amounts of jello in normal sized mixing bowls. Once you've refrigerated them to set the gelatin, you dump them all into the tub. The tub doesn't need to be completely full of jello either...the two of you should provide enough displacement that maybe 1/4 full is all you'll need. Besides, the jello itself will be irrelevant once you get in there and start wigglin' and jugglin' around in the stuff.

http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=649000

You might be able to mix it up and then use lots of ice bags to make the jello set.  

...or you could just not be a pervert....but whatever.

Well Brian's Link says it all......That was my concern if she actually wanted to have sex...When we're done,am I going to look like a Smurf,or a Snork?

It was just a dumb thought I've had all day.....Slow day at the office....

I know Brian has already tried to prove this is a bad idea.... but for the sake of sciece and sex, if I were to try to do this, I would try dry ice. 

Dave... Far be it from me to lecture a worldly fella like yourself about women... But if a woman tells you that she has a sexual fantasy that is as harmless as filling a bathtub full of jello, satisfying her fantasy by making a tub-load of jello isn't perverted, it's brilliant. If a guy isn't up to fulfilling his woman's little fantasies, eventually that woman will go looking for someone who will.

Lil_B... Go for it, dude...bring her home and wiggle and jiggle her in the jello until she has her fill. Get the lime green jello though...nothing looks better being slurped off a camel toe than lime green jello.

I would really like to know why this is a fantasy.  Not even on my fantasy radar.  Odd.

If you do this, can I please interview the girl. I want to know what's hot about this?  (I'm making a face right now thinking about some of the place jello would get.)

Lil B said she didn't want that, remember?


I inferred from this that the girl meant a bathtub of solid jello.


That's what I'm saying!!

I'd do more like a whipped cream bathtub. 

I'm going to start with small scale experiments in the Sink at work....My buddy reminded me,that my tub is the old style (non fiber glass),so once I get it cool..it will stay fairly cool...

Has ANYONE consulted Bill Cosby on this subject yet?

Bill Cosby fills his bathtub with Jello Pudding - not the same.

http://www.tubofjello.com/

Beef, I cannot believe there's a website dedicated to this, and that you actually found it!

I'm tottally floored! After reading the website,I'm thinking.....It would be a massive under taking....

Stroke is right...I'd only want the bath tub 1/4 of the way full...

My boss is right...Lastnight...I should have just asked her to shag lastnight...Second meetings with women,go bad for me....

I'm glad Beef did. My world has been enriched and will forever by changed.

Be sure you wait until after the baby to undertake in any dangerous jello activity!

I've never understood why anyone would want to have sex in a bathtub, at least a regular sized one.  Why such a confined space?  It's worse than the back seat of a car. 

Word.  I need space.

 ;D  ;D  ;D

HAHA! Possibly the funniest thing I have ever see you write....

The real question is not HOW to fill up your tub full of Jell-O, but with what flavor?

This would make a good topic on Mythbusters!

My ode to Buddhagirl might be applicable here as well, but some might find that in poor taste so I'll digress.   ;)