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Defense sucking earlier than usual today. Going be a long day...

For this week's humiliating ass whipping, I have decided to laugh during the game instead of getting mad.  I will be doing a LOT of laughing this afternoon.

Brady shredding that cheese we call a defense. I don't understand what's so hard about covering Gronk.

Landry fucking us over with his penalties again!

We're going to need more than our share of breaks and luck like that today. Anyhow, good job Jones...

Our secondary sucks donkey assholes...

As much as I dislike Brady, he is arguably the best QB in history and unquestionably in the Top 3.  Watching him against the Dolphins is like watching a high school defense try to contain him.  I hate the Pats, but I feel lucky to have been a football fan during Brady's career just so I can watch him do his magic. 

I get what you're saying. But for some reason our coverage guys always seem to abandon there coverage. They seem confused, haha.

Parker doesn't even try.

Lol Moore is so good.  Can't believe Tannehill has been starting over him for years.  He's head and shoulders better than any QB since Marino. ::)

I'm over him. He has no fire.  Antonio Brown would have ripped that out of the air.  No reason but mental that Parker can't play at the same level.

I agree that the ball was under thrown but that's all on Parker in my opinion. At least Moore is trying to win. Parker is like a turd just floating in the bowl, just does nothing...

Parker sucks. Another wasted first rounder.

This is goddamn ridiculous.  Bullshit call by the refs on the recovery, followed by shit run defense followed by more bullshit penalties. 

They should replace the NFL logo with a giant vagina.  You're going to eject McCain over that?

One running back left who has fumbled 3x today....great. 

Looks like this one is about done, LMAO...

I so made the right call by fixing myself a stiff drink during halftime.

That would be a badge of honor. Vaginas take a pounding all the time and come back for more.

This is getting ugly, bwahaha

What's funny is Miami still has a chance, only down by 11.  They even get a fg they are within striking distance.

Matt Moore and this oline are beyond terrible.

and that's why you don't go for it everytime on 4th down D4L.  Gase should have punted.

Is it too late to re-sign the OL coach who does coke off hookers' asses?  The OL wouldn't be any better, but it would at least keep the team interesting to pay attention to. 

That's also why Marino is not in the top 40.  He never won the Super Bowl.

You probably realize you are the only football fan in the world that would say something so "amazing" (substituted the word amazing where I was going to put a string of profanities and synonyms for ignorant).  But the beautiful thing is, you probably think that the fact that you are the only person who thinks that means that you are that much more brilliant than everyone else and you wonder how everyone else doesn't see what is so obvious to you.  At least you provide entertainment (accidentally) in the midst of this god awful football season.  I admire your perseverance. Even though nobody here has ever agreed with you on anything that you have ever posted, you plunge forward with a mentality of "boy, how can all these people be wrong all the time?"    Stay golden, Pony Boy.   ;)

Reason #4,593,456,201 why nobody takes your posts here on this site seriously.

Can't have it both ways.

If Brady is GOAT for having five super bowl titles, then every other quarterback who has won a Super Bowl is by default, better than Marino.

SMH.  Terry Bradshaw won 4 Superbowls and no one considers him the GOAT.  Maybe, just maybe it has to do with Brady being statistically one of the best QBS AND how many Superbowls he's won?  Jesus dude, get a clue.

Pre-new direction me:  I wouldn't consider Brady the GOAT.  He benefits from playing on a great team with an insanely clutch defense, and his opponents doing stupid things.  Not to mention tons of luck.  Jimmy G played against almost this same Dolphins team last year without Gronkowski and played even BETTER than Brady.  Most of the throws Brady made yesterday were to receivers so wide open any quarterback could have made them.  It was actually Brady who almost let Miami back into the game with and interception.

Post-new direction me:  Brady is the GOAT because he has five Super Bowls.  He single-handled shredded Miami yesterday.

So Terry Bradshaw is the second greatest player of all time by your definition?

Who said that Brady is the GOAT for the SOLE reason that he has 5 rings.  The 5 rings are just part of why many consider him the GOAT.  Having more records than a club DJ also plays a part in it.

I consider Marino's lack of a ring a bigger failure of Shula than Marino.  Any decent coach should be able to build a championship team around Dan, a HoF caliber coach should have been able to get multiple rings from Dan.