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You take the man down.
Then draw a heart and punch it.
What the fuck is that?

You say its a heart...
I thought it was a circle
But does it matter?

Don't miss any kicks.
But in the off-chance you do,
Just blame the infield.

Panthers are easy.
But the Browns? Reuben shreds us.
What the fuck is that?

I miss the haikus
So glad to see them come back
I hope they are good

Heave it down the field
Chambers up to make the grab
Ref signals touchdown

Beating up your wife
Is a lousy thing to do
Your ass should be cut

Reggie Howard sucks
Burnt for another TD
Glad he's a Panther

An imitation
of some people on this board:
I think haikus suck.

Nick Saban's forehead
Falls into his waiting hands
Yoga Supplement!?

 ;D

You Commie Mods
Locking threads and banning peeps
Just to prove a point

Everyone debates
"Montana or Marino?"
The rings tell the truth

It doesn't matter.
Even if you hit the bong,
"I love you, Ricky."

 :-*

All you ever do
Is complain about the mods ::)
How 'bout you shut up?

That's all I can do
Is complain about the mods
I can't clone ID's  ;D ;D ;D

frimp failed english class
c'mon, seven, five, seven
you had 6 in one



floating duck passes
you made feeley look awesome
go bake cookies, elf

^^^

I corrected it
I feel like such a fool now
Haikus are still dumb

Haikus are NOT dumb!
How dare you bash this great art
Just cause you can't write!

Can't write? That's funny.
You like this art so damn much?
Try origami.

 ;D

Actually, I don't.
Origami is too hard.
I'd rather sleep in...

Teams win Super Bowls
Joe Montana had it all
Marino did not

 ;)

Total Bullshit, man.
Dan had Clayton, Duper, Don.
Where are his rings, bro?

Clayton Duper Don
Do not play defense, my friend
No running game too

 >:(

Whatever you do:
NO MORE YOGA SUPPLEMENTS!
It's not worth the risk.

Keep believing that.
"Yoga supplements" my ass
No drugs required...

::)

We pick at sixteen.
History repeats itself.
It will be a bust.

This No Name Defense
Won't be as good as the first
Renaldo Hill who?


 ::)

Besides; Jason, Zach
They are getting older, slow
Eight and eight this year.

Keep positive thoughts -
All you people have no faith.
In Saban I trust!

[thought]
Should we disallow praising in Anti-Fins like we disallow flaming in Dolphins Discussion?
[/thought]

[thought]
Should we disallow non-haiku's in the haiku thread?
[/thought]

Nosebleed section seat
Football field lies beneath
Above all below

Um...no.

No what?

No, that's not a haiku.  5-7-5, my friend.

Count it again:

Nose-Bleed Sec-tion seat (5)
Foot-ball fi-eld lies be-neath (7)
Ab-ove all be-low (5)

Looks like a 5-7-5 haiku to me. 

field is one syllable.  Who taught you english?

I miss our mascot
Miss Bell certainly looked great
Adorning our chats

Dictionary says
field is just one syllable.
But it sounds like two.

anti-fin haikus?
I am very surpised that
jtex not author

Dorky ass Brian
Has nothing better to do
Than rip my haikus

Hey there Tommy boy
Learn how to pronounce some words
Then you won't get ripped

Hey there Philly Fan
Up for a cheesesteak sandwich
At Geno's or Pats?


Edit by BF (a.k.a "Commie Mod") - Please refrain from using members' full names in posts.  Thanks.

Ricky Williams Tokes
Says it is a Yoga Pill
Gone for one more year

Slap your wife around
He caught seven hundred yards
Bitch had it coming

Reggie Howard sucks
He couldn't cover a casket
Thank you dumb Panthers

Edge does not realize
he used 8 syllables there
Maybe he'll edit

:D Awesome.

Thanks Brian.

The Broncos are here
This will be their year
Miami shedding more tears

You got it wrong idiot. Its 5-7-5, not 5-5-7.

I dun't undestan wha u r sayin

Denver use google
to find out what haiku means
Then do a real one.

Please forgive Denver
He sees another failure
Clarrett anyone?

I love the Dolphins
No matter what their record
I'm dolphins4life.

The server shuts down
Suddenly I become a
Junior Member here

---

(Modification)
Or, now that I've look
I remain a full member
Look before you write.

The Phins make me cry
Soon, a new season will start
Tears will fall like rain  :'(

They have lost all hope
They have deserted the field
To dance with the stars

WOO HOO! Finally,
Someone gravedigs a good thread...
I'm glad that its back!

I wish that the mods
would stop locking all my threads
In anti-fins chat

Stop starting new threads
Just like all the other ones
And it won't get locked!


Or in other words
Stop just repeating yourself
And say something new!

The Quarter Back Throws
The Ball Traveles Through the Air
Into the Wrong Hands

If I remember...
You were the guilty party,
Locking your own threads.

Dismal are the Phins,
Parcells brings hope to fan's hearts.
Sadly, four and twelve.

I could not unlock
any of my threads because
the mods locked them all

I used to hate him.
Then he saved our history.
Eli is the man.

Brady got hit hard
The Patsies were embarrassed
Giants stomped them out.

you cheated cheated
thought you'd go undefeated
giants whomped your ass

^^^^

I fixed it

Shitty ass season
Found a way to lose most games
Cameron got fired

No you didn't.

Deangelo Hall
Should have traded Atlanta
First Pick Over all.

Is it fixed now?

^

Yes sir.

5-7-5 in terms of syllables, my friend.   Anything deviation from that setup and it's not a haiku. 

I am very sad
that I can no longer lock
threads that I create

(I'm just joking here, please nobody start ragging on me for this :D)

Patriots4life...
Just another troll on board
The Pats' bandwagon

Csonka off tackle.
Marino, Duper, touchdown.
Great days are  long gone.

Tuna rebuilds team
Ronnie Brown returns to form
Better times ahead

Dolphins cheerleaders
Aqua and Orange hotness
How 'bout a mercy fuck?

Ready for the draft,
Chris Long, Jake Long or Other
Dolphins live again

Superbowl choke job.
Manning"s Giants find a way,
Pats eat shit and die.

It's quite nice to be
the only 4life on here
once again you see

Draft day is at hand
It feels like Christmas Eve
Please no lumps of coal

Dolphins on the clock
Toona is in the war room
Jake Long is the guy

Get over B. Quinn
Now it's time to look ahead
In Toona we trust

Anticipation
Looking Forward to Draft Day
Phins Drafted Early

Draft day has arrived
Tuna better make good picks
Or he will be fired

 ;D ;D ;D

Tuna calling shots
get it right this time Parcells
you fucking bastard


What? Phillip Merling
Brohm puppy eyes not working
for beck? time to hurl

good point, I agree
one word: Olivadotti
Shula fucked up too

You can't build a team
Drafting every year like shit
Too many shitty picks

Quarterbacks alone
Can't win games all by themselves
At least we had a chance

Years have now gone by
Retread after retread there
Downhill all the time

We're at the bottom now
That tool Cam run out of town
Best move we ever made

That polished turd Beck
Will never cut the mustard
In spite of your pipe dreams

Thank God we got a guy
Who just might turn out to be
A starter in this league

We'll never have a team
Who can play with the big boys
With clowns leading us

If Henne doesn't work
We'll need to draft once again
Another next year

We hope to see one day
A player behind center
Who isn't just a schmuck

Many years have passed
Waiting for a winning team
And a quarterback

Chad Henne's our boy
Jake Long will watch his back-side
Merling kills Brady 

miami is dead
watch some fat men play baseball
or boring camp blogs

Better days we have seen
of an aqua and orange so mean
but still we are the only undeated team!!!!

I hate Bill Parcells
Comes in here, thinks he's a god.
Just the next to fail.

All hail The Great Jake
Protector of tomorrow,
Sunday pancakes served.

Hurry up, Henne...
We'll succed when you succeed.
Armed for the future.

YOU THINK YOU'RE MARINO
RUN BLOCKING GIVES ME A HARD-ON.
I AM DAN MARINO

^

Fail.

I see the headlights...
Panic, unable to move.
Which Dolphin am I?

^^^

Could it be John Beck?
Did I get the answer right?
Damn, I hope I did.

Hi, my name is 'Stroke!
I make accurate judgments
Based on just 3 games.

::)

Beck's ineptitude
was apparent so early
there's no need to wait...

::)

Chad Henne is here
Solve the Dolphins QB woes
Is the job he'll do

haiku in plural
same as in singular
ask dictionary

my haiku use on
not same as syllable
pedant am I

look to the moon
he says beck will win
count to five

Favre behind center
Tears will rain one thousand years
Another step back

Dolphins can't tackle
They failed to score touchdowns
I'm going to cry    :'(

^^^^^

It is preseason
last year we won our first game
DO NOT PANIC YET

I hate Haikus
I don't know how to do them
I love Ricky Williams

Dol-fans are fickle
If you don't win NOW, you're toast
Never forgiven

"Beck won't start again"
With clarity I saw it,
though most thought me mad.


Send in the McClowns
There has to be the McClowns
Don't bother, they suck...


Ricky and Ronnie,
Run, run, and run it some more
What are our options?

Enter Pennington
The next name in the line of
Retread quarterbacks

Phins need a QB
I can throw further than Chad
Put me in Toona.

Way to go, John Beck.
It seems like you just got here.
Time to say goodbye.

Beck beck beck beck beck
sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks
Ass ass ass ass ass

John Beck needs more time
He's got the shaft just because
Cameron drafted him

Nice knowing you Beck
Aqua is not your color
I'll take fries with that
 

Earnest Wilford sucks
Not worth the 6 million bucks
We guaranteed him.

Travis Daniels cut
Saban's draft picks flaming out
Just like Dave Wannstedt's

Man love for John Beck,
Though his play is abysmal.
Is Fein from Utah?

Patriots suck dick
How does Moss's ass taste Tom?
Cheaters never win.

Fall is in the air
Green will turn to red and gold
I will wear aqua

My tears taste like salt
The bitter taste of failure
I am a Phins fan

Jay Feely is Gone Now
I liked him, wish he had stayed
Regime change is on.

^^failure!

Daniels wasn't cut
He was traded for draft picks
(Which we'll likely bust).

Are you friggin mad?
small hands, easily flustered
time to go, Mormon

You all love Ricky.
Man love for Pothead is fine,
But not for John Beck?

Why your wood for Beck?
Ricky, a proven baller
No comparison

No wood for Beck here
Just don't want to run him out
Based on last year's games.

All third string offense
Peyton Manning would have sucked
Playing with those guys!

Forget last year man
Can't even win job in camp
Against who? McClown?

Dry off the football.
Someone must have greased it up.
'Cause Beck keeps fumbling.

Beck cant hold the ball
And he can not throw the ball
Take the ball from him

John Beck is the man!
A QB bred for greatness!
...just fukkin' with ya.

Sunstroke is funny
Had me going there briefly
Then, I read line 3

Ricky is the key...
Run, run, run or puff, puff, pass
Which one will it be?

Disagree or not,
Parcells has made a few moves
I'd call head-scratchers.

No more twinkle-toes,
But chase after old grandpa
Jason Ferguson

Ready for fooball?
Watch Brett throw interceptions,
to our boys, the Phins!

We could have won it
With a last second TD
But we choked - DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!

One week done.
Three way tie for first in the AFC East.
Dolphin alone in the cellar. 

Hoodie has no clue what a Haiku is, does he?

a short poem that uses imagistic language to convey the essence of an experience of nature or the season intuitively linked to the human condition.

hai·ku      /ˈhaɪku/ [hahy-koo]
1.   a major form of Japanese verse, written in 17 syllables divided into 3 lines of 5, 7, and 5 syllables

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/haiku

'bout half  haikus here

don't follow that definition

but okay okay

Though they may be fun
Haiku's not for everyone.
Rhythm trumps the rhyme

and back to the phins...

Jake, whatcha doing?
Laundry, laundry everywhere,
Choking our offense.

~

Fuck the New York Jets
Fuck 'em, fuck 'em and fuck 'em
Then fuck 'em again.

No wins three losses
Is what their record will be
After this Sunday.

The only thing worse
than the fins game was losing
to a CM grad   :-[ :-[ :-[

 :D :D

Dolfins play the Pats.
Cassell to Moss three Tds,
Fins get belt whipping.

On my milk carton
is a black and white picture
of Ted Ginn junior.

Losing to CM
Is not that big of a deal
Aren't you used to it?  ;D

^^^^^

Not in anything
football related; we've won
13 for 15

I know. But you don't have to bring that up. :'(

The Patriots blow
A big-time Ron Brown beat-down
Dolphins win, phins win!

I asked a Phins fan
How John Beck has been doing
The Phins fan said "who?"


4 and 4 magic
beats 1 and 15 voodoo
Sunday school math class

The Wildcat Roars!
But, it's just a gimmick.  Right?
Nope.  We've scored again!

The Jets won tonight
Phins win on Sunday puts us
2 IN THE EAST BITCH!!!

Run Blocking is fun.
Horny for the Cheerleaders.
Chicks love my Buster.

Pro Bowl voting starts.
Select Cobbs for Special Teams,
then your superstars.

Patriots Sunday
Joey Porter runs his mouth!
He may regret it.

We must win this game.
The division could be ours!
It has been too long.

can the fins do it?
I wish I had confidence
but I don't right now

You doubt the Dolphins?
You get the assclown award
For non-believing

I never thought i would see a day,

In which I would say

J-E-T-S Go Jet!

My heart has been ripped
so many times as a fan
My faith is shaken

Your faith is restored
Dolphins are victorious
On to the playoffs

^
My fist ever haiku!  :)

AFC east champs
Can you believe it happened?
Dolphins kick some ass!!!!

This is not the place
For your pro-Dolphins haikus
Take them elsewhere, please

 ;D

That's where they were hid
All those giveaways we saved
Were for the playoffs

 :-\

Picked four times today
Offensive line cannot block
Season is over

Was it Pennington
under center yesterday?
...or was it Fiedler?

Make some moves Dolphins
I am starting to panic
B will yell at me

Lmao.... :D I'm not gonna yell...

Satele cut loose
Candles lit for Alex Mack
Strengthen the middle!!

Don't light Stroke's candles.
Last time he seanced for Cam.
He burned down the house.

Technically, last time I lit candles on Miami's behalf, it was to NOT draft Beck...

Disregard Dave Gray...
When football season's over,
Idol is his sport!

^ LOL

I stand by John Beck!
May not have a future here,
But you'll see him again.

^^^

I think that you're right;
He'll work nights at McDonalds
You want fries with that?

;)

Living in the past
Is a big waste of effort
Get over Beck now

Living in the now
I don't care if here or there,
Beck will play again!

^
Beck will play again
And the South will rise again
Want to buy a bridge?

All you people suck----------------------------5
The Haikus  thing is so old-------------------7
Guess what I farted.--------------------------5

Keep your stupid bridge
Someday you'll say I was right
How would that crow taste?

Beck tosses lame ducks
Crow is more appetizing
Than Beck on the field

Cue up Chris Berman,
To clear up the confusion.
Beck, Beck, Beck, Beck...GONE!!!

~

The Draft approaches,
Shiny new toys to play with,
Christmas in April.

Hunting with John Beck.
He's like a deer in headlights.
Shot by Dick Cheney.

V.P. for QB
Cheney would have more success
Than BYU kid

You guys are brutal!
Kid was thrown to the lions
On a winless team!

Which bust will they draft?
No families this year please
Trade for A.Boldin