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« on: March 20, 2026, 01:00:25 pm »
Martial Arts legend and star in Walker Texas Ranger.
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« Reply #1 on: March 20, 2026, 01:47:16 pm »
Never really watched his stuff but you can't deny he was a legend RIP
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« Reply #2 on: March 20, 2026, 03:08:55 pm »
If death can defeat Chuck Norris, no one is safe! He will be missed. RIP Chuck  Cry
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« Reply #3 on: March 20, 2026, 03:10:05 pm »
Quote from: CF DolFan on March 20, 2026, 03:08:55 pm
If death can defeat Chuck Norris, no one is safe! He will be missed. RIP Chuck  Cry

Chuck Norris actually died three years ago.  But the Grim Reaper was too scared to tell him.
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« Reply #4 on: March 22, 2026, 02:26:56 pm »
As much as I watch movies -- hundreds per year....I don't think I've ever seen a Chuck Norris performance -- maybe he was a cameo or something, but I can't even think of that.  I seem to know of him more as a meme than knowing anything about him as a performer.
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« Reply #5 on: March 22, 2026, 05:14:14 pm »
Quote from: Dave Gray on March 22, 2026, 02:26:56 pm
As much as I watch movies -- hundreds per year....I don't think I've ever seen a Chuck Norris performance -- maybe he was a cameo or something, but I can't even think of that.  I seem to know of him more as a meme than knowing anything about him as a performer.

Seriously?  You've never seen Missing in Action? Lone Wolf McQuaid? 

Not even a late night Total Gym infomercial?
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« Reply #6 on: Today at 10:55:52 am »
^ No, I haven't.  But I have a very good reason why.

Missing in Action, for example.  That came out when I was 7 years old.  So, I wasn't watching R-rated war movies at the time or probably for about the next 10 years.  Additionally, I didn't really love movies like that.  As a kid and even a teenager, I didn't really love action-fighting movies.  Even cartoons.  My friends liked GI Joe, A-Team, Bloodsport, Under Siege....that just wasn't my thing.  But on top of that, Missing in Action probably sucks.  I've never seen it, so I can't say, but it has terrible reviews....very...very...very bad.  So, it's not the kind of thing that as a budding cinephile I went back to experience, like...say...the Terminator or Rambo or whatever.

As for Total Gym infomercials...yes!  That's kind of how I know him.  I know him from memes and talk show clips and cameos and hawing products and making political speeches.  I know he was on Walker Texas Ranger, but that was old-people TV from what I recall. 
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« Reply #7 on: Today at 11:03:52 am »
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I've never seen it, so I can't say, but it has terrible reviews....very...very...very bad. 

I guess I can understand...sort of the same reason I've never seen The Lion King.
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