Are you a Slob?

bsfins
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« on: January 19, 2006, 05:21:06 pm »

Ok, there is no fancy calculations,I just thought it might be fun....

Also,lets keep the answers to you,not well,my signifgant other does it mostly.

Here we go....

1.) How often do you do laundry?
a.) My washer and dryer are constantly humming away
b.) Atleast once a day
c.) A couple of times aweek
d.) Once a week
e.) Ahh few minutes in the dryer,this will be fine.
f.) Laundry? I don't do the laundry

2.) Your dirty clothes go...
a.) They barely hit the floor,and they are headed to the washer
b.) In the hamper
c.) On the Floor of the bedroom/Bathroom
d.) In front of the Washer.
e.) Where ever I take them off,till I do laundry

3.) How often do you do dishes?
a.) I do them right after I'm done eating and cooking
b.) A couple times a day
c.) I may do them when the sink gets full
d.) When I'm out of stuff to use
e.) Where's my Gloves,there isn't anyone else in house to do them
f.) Ruin my manicure?...NEVER!

3a.) Doesn't apply to everyone...How long before you empty the dishwasher?
a.)As soon as it's done
b.) every morning ( atleast once a day )
c.) I need to do another load of dishes.
d.) once aweek
e.)Screw it,I'll squeeze these in,and those will just get washed again.

4.) How often do you vacuum?
a.) Daily
b.) twice a week
c.) Once a week
d.) atleast once every 2 weeks
e.) Once a month
f.) Hmmm the Floor could use to be vacuumed,
g.) Yippeee,Hey this thing is kind of cool,it Needs More Power!
h.) I like that layer of dirt,I plan On putting in a garden in my Living room.

5.) How often do you clean the Toilet?
a.) Daily,You could Drink out of it
b.) Twice a week
c.) Once a week
d.) Once every two weeks
e.) Once a month
f.) Damn,I have a whte toilet...I thought I had a Green toilet,The Coat of algae was hard to get of there.

6.) How often do you clean your Bathtub/Shower?
a.) Right after i'm done using it
b.) Daily
c.) A couple of times a week
d.) Once a week
e.) Once every couple of weeks
f.) Monthly
g.) It's wet all the time,it doesn't need to be cleaned
h.) You mean it's not supposed to have this black film all over it?

7.) After I get home I...
a.) Hang up my coat,put my Keys,wallet/purse in a certain place where I know where they''ll be
b.) Throw my Coat,Keys,Wallet/purse on a "Catch all table" near the Door
c.) I throw my coat,over the chair,My Keys on the Table,my Wallet/Purse somewhere else.
d.) I need a key clapper to find my keys on a daily basis,My wallet/purse could be anywhere...I sure it's in the house.

8.) Most things in my house ...
a.) have a specific place to go after I get done using them
b.) They have someplace to go,but they only make it there about 3/4 of the time
c.) They have someplace to go,but they only make it there about 1/2 of the time
d.) they have a place to go,but I only when I know I'm getting company,and I need to clean up.
e.) I cheat my house looks pretty good,But i have a storage unit To hide all my junk
f.) I really need to get orginized
g.) I really don't have places for everything,But I keep things in little piles
h.) I have a couple of of rooms,where evrything has a place,a couple of junk rooms,that area total nightmare.Lot's of junk drawers
I.) I just have too much stuff,I need to throw away alot of things,my house needs a major cleaning out.
j.) My house looks like a college Frat party has blown through on a nightly basis.
k.) My house looks like a hurricane blows though it on a regular basis.

9.) How often do you take a shower or bath?
a.) Well, I'm going to do anything today
b.)Well,I'm gonna leave the house today, I better shower/bath
c.) Every morning
d.) Twice a day somedays
e.) Twice a day everyday
f.) I constantly have pruney fingers
g.) I get mistaken for an old person,or a person with Progeria I shower so much

10.) How often do you brush your teeth?
a.) After everytime I eat
b.) After Every meal
c.) Every morning,and before I go to bed
d.) atleast every morning
f.) Once every couple of days
g.) Once a week
h.) What's that fuzz that get's on my teeth?
i.) When they are getting a little brown
j.) I only have 1 tooth,I clean it when people say I have no teeth

I consider myself to be....
a.) obsessive compulsive anal retentive clean freak
b.) A clean freak
c.) A generally clean person
d.) A clean person,just not an orginized person
e.) I'm not a real clean person
f.) A Slob
g.) I'd feel right at home in a junkyard
h.) I'd feel right at home in a landfill
I.) My nick name is "Pigpen"