Juvenile Delinquent Math Proficiency Exam

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Name_______________                            Gang______________



1.  Johnny has an AK-47 with a 40 round clip.  If he misses six of ten shots and shoots 13 rounds at each drive-by shooting, how many drive-by shootings can he pull off before he has to reload?

2.  Jose has two ounces of cocaine.  He sells an eight-ball to Jackson for $250 and three grams to Billy for $85 per gram.  What is the street value of the coke he has left if he doesn't cut it.

3. Rufus is pimping for three girls.  If each girl charges $183 per trick, how many tricks will each girl have to turn so Rufus can pay for a $800 per day crack habit. 

4. Leo gets $50 for stealing a Chevy, $150 for stealing a Honda, and $300 for stealing a Mercedes.  How many Chevys will he have to steal to make the same money he would get from stealing two Mercedes.

5. Jerome has two pounds of heroin.  He wants to cut it to make 20% more profit.  How many ounces of cut will he need.

6.  Raul is in prison for six years for murder.  His boss paid him $10,000 for the hit.  If his girlfriend spends $100 per month on liquor, how much money will be left when he gets out of prison?  How many years will he get for killing the bitch who spent his money?

7.  If the average spray paint can covers 11 square feet, and the average graffitti letter is 1/2 square foot, how many letters can Rodney spray with 3 cans of spray paint?

8.  Hector knocked up 4 girls in a girl gang.  There are 27 girls in the gang.  What percent of the gang did Hector knock up?

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THE ANSWERS:

1.  If Johnny is missing that many shots during a drive-by, he'll go back to being a drug runner by the time his clip is empty. 

2. It would all depend on how big the market is for coke in his area. 

3. $800 per day???  Man, if he could get himself cleaned up and quit sucking on that glass dick, he would be livin large with those three!!!!

4. If Leo is actually accepting those amounts, the real question is, "How much is he getting ripped off?"

5. If his customers find out that it was cut, it won't matter how many ounces.... because he's the one who'll get cut. 

6. Who cares what happens to him??  I just wonder what she's doing buying liqour with that money anyway.  If she was a real woman, she would go..... SHOPPING!!!!!

7. Enough to do a nice piece on a brick wall.

8.  It doesn't matter.  When the four find out it was him, he's a dead man.