I'd like to have my johnson, Vlad, bronzed...so that when I die, it can be placed on a pedestal and displayed in the Louvre. Perhaps It can tour museums around the world, like the king tut exhibit, so that the millions of women who weren't lucky enough for a personal experience while It was alive can bear witness to Vlad's majesty and moisten themselves with naughty thoughts of what could have been...Â

Good to know it would finally be used for something huh?
Come on, I had to take that shot, it was too easy.