Who's the boss?

[YoFuggedaboutit]

Here's a story I picked up from a friend:

One day, a man's body parts all met together to decide who should be the boss.  The brain thought it should be the boss because it helped the man think and make decisions.  The eyes thought they should be the boss because they helped the man see.  The arms thought they should be the boss because they helped carry things for the man.  The legs thought they should be the boss because they helped take the man wherever he wanted to go.  The asshole also applied for the job.  All the other body parts laughed and said the asshole could never be the boss.  Then the asshole got mad and closed up.  Four days later, the brain became dizzy, the eyes became blurry, the arms became limp, and the legs wobbled and were unable to stand.  They all agreed that the asshole should be the boss.

The moral of this story is:  It doesn't take brains to be a boss.  All you have to do is be an asshole.