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BigDaddyFin
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« on: May 07, 2008, 10:39:38 pm »
Ok now think about this.

The can of Busch beer that I'm drinking (generic Budwieser) says on the label "Cold as a mountain stream" (which is fine except for the fact that it's made in St. Louis where there are no mountains)

But immediately underneath that it actually says "Smooth as its name."

Tell me why I think that's hysterical.
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« Reply #1 on: May 07, 2008, 11:55:20 pm »
Because you are thinking:
 
Busch ---> bush ---> hairy vagina != smooth



What do I win?
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« Reply #2 on: May 08, 2008, 09:26:31 am »
How many cans of hairy vagina did it take you to come up with that?
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« Reply #3 on: May 08, 2008, 12:26:33 pm »
ok dave is right but why would a major company put that on the beer label knowing full well that people are going to think such things?
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