People who get wasted

[Defense54]

I am actually a really, really happy drunk.   

That makes perfect sense because sober you are a complete Asshole.  

(Sorry mods......it was just too easy.)  

[AZ Fins Fan 55]

Over the years I have learned what I can and can not handle so I do not allow myself to become that person anymore. I can drink beer all day and all night and be fine. I can have a shot or two and be fine.....however if I continue to pound the hard alcohol I tend to turn into a real piece of shit so I avoid it. I will take a celebration shot every now and then for whatever the occasion is and then I draw the line. I don't let my retarded friends talk me into more either. I know what my tolerance is and I follow it. This of course came about through many poor/embarrassing experiences. Live and learn!!!!!

[Tenshot13]

I have never been a sloppy drunk, even when I get shit-canned.  I get drunk a lot, but I'm a fun drunk and I hardly ever get into confrontations.  It really takes a lot of alcohol for me to be belligerent (for example, my cousin and I killed more then half a bottle of 1 liter Black Velvet whiskey, and although I was drunk, I wasn't shit-faced), and even then I usually pass out before I do anything too stupid.  Hell, I don't even have a fun puke story, I've always made it either outside in the bushes or in a toilet or sink.