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MyGodWearsAHoodie
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« on: December 14, 2010, 10:33:24 am »

Florham Park, NY (FNN) - The stunning loss of the New York Jets to the Miami Dolphins actually catapulted the Jets to legitimacy.

Going into this weeks match up the biggest and most common knock on the Jets was the fact only one of the teams they had beaten all season long had a winning record.  Had the Jets won they still would have only beaten one team with a winning record.  However with the win by Miami, the Dolphins improving the Dolphins record to 7-6, making the Jets win over the Dolphins in week 3 all that more impressive than it would have been if the Dolphins were only 6-7.

In the locker room after the game head coach Rex Ryan congratulated the team on improving their record over winning teams and then announced snack time.  Sal Alosi was awarded the game ball after leading the team in tackles in the game. 

Mark Sanchez said he was "proud to do my part to make this happen."

(I wrote it in the style of an Onion piece, hope you like it)   
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« Reply #1 on: December 14, 2010, 10:39:36 am »

This one made me laugh. Nice job!!
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