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« on: October 03, 2011, 10:10:31 am »
Can you believe it?

No, not that the iPhone 5 is coming out this week.

Can you believe that there are five teams that are STILL worse than the Miami Dolphins? It's amazingly, incredibly, astoundingly true!

Despite an 0-4 record, despite a -35 Net Points (4th from the bottom in the AFC) and despite 102 points scored against (also 4th from the bottom in the AFC), the Dolphins have five teams that are worse than they are!

In no particular order, those teams are:

- Indianapolis (No Manning, obviously)
- Minnesota (Also 0-4, and their QB blows)
- Denver (They are beyond pathetic)
- St. Louis (0-4 with no signs of climbing out of that hole)
- Jacksonville (They are terrible)

Bonus Team:

- Kansas City (Don't let yesterday fool you - they suck - but they are trending up so they may be off this list in week 5)

How about 'dem apples?
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« Reply #1 on: October 03, 2011, 11:19:52 am »
The apocalypse must be coming. JTex is being positive about the dolphins
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« Reply #2 on: October 03, 2011, 11:36:14 am »
JTex you can't fool me with reverse psychology...there are NO TEAMS WORSE Than the Miami Dolphins right now!!
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« Reply #3 on: October 03, 2011, 02:23:44 pm »
^^ You are correct. The Miami Dolphins are the worst team in the NFL, bar none.
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« Reply #4 on: October 03, 2011, 11:35:11 pm »
Indy are showing tonight, that they still have some offensive weapons...solid line with Wayne and Garcon and Clark.

I think St.Louis might be the only team worse than us
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« Reply #5 on: October 04, 2011, 12:21:30 am »

^^^ Agree on Indy...they may be a little better than some of the other bottom-feeders.

On the St. Louis... I still remember how Sam Bradford had this team looking last season and wonder if Miami "is" better than the Rams. I think the Rams could actually turn things around at any time.
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« Reply #6 on: October 04, 2011, 12:22:37 am »
Quote from: Sunstroke on October 04, 2011, 12:21:30 am
^^^ Agree on Indy...they may be a little better than some of the other bottom-feeders.

On the St. Louis... I still remember how Sam Bradford had this team looking last season and wonder if Miami "is" better than the Rams. I think the Rams could actually turn things around at any time.



I was just about to post something similar.
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« Reply #7 on: October 04, 2011, 07:13:32 pm »
are any of these teams on our schedule?
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« Reply #8 on: October 04, 2011, 08:00:43 pm »
Quote from: BigDaddyFin on October 04, 2011, 07:13:32 pm
are any of these teams on our schedule?

Denver I believe
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