Funny headlines everyone should read

[VidKid]

Enjoy, take a break from work......

This one is brilliant:
http://www.wbir.com/news/archive.aspx?storyid=31556

This one shows how stupid people can be:
http://www.thekansascitychannel.com/news/6447791/detail.html?subid=22100413&qs=1;bp=t#

A little warning for Floridians:
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/local/southflorida/sfl-killerbees-jan28,0,1875683.story?coll=sns-ap-football-headlines&track=mostemailedlink

Just thought this was funny:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11089541/?GT1=7538

[AZ Fins Fan 55]

This one shows how stupid people can be:
http://www.thekansascitychannel.com/news/6447791/detail.html?subid=22100413&qs=1;bp=t#

Duh....Morons!!!!

A little warning for Floridians:
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/local/southflorida/sfl-killerbees-jan28,0,1875683.story?coll=sns-ap-football-headlines&track=mostemailedlink

These bees have been a problem here in AZ for quite some time. I saw a shitload of these flying across the freeway.....there were so many of them it looked like a black cloud moving along the interstate. This was one day I was happy not to be on a motorcycle. The attacks in recent years have declined however.

Just thought this was funny:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11089541/?GT1=7538

That is funny....I would like to hear how he related this to a Spanish lesson in any way!!!!

[Sunstroke]

Crack tax? Are you kidding me? Yeah, let me register the fact that I am selling crack with the local police department. That way they won't have to look that hard for me when the next sting operation goes down. 

Door-to-door tattoo salesmen? P.T. Barnum used to talk about his customers, I think...something about one being born every minute

Killer Bees? They're all killers to me...I'm allergic to the little bastards.