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« on: March 16, 2006, 04:59:23 pm »
Premise: A white bread family on their way to California break down in the New Mexico desert, miles from anywhere. What they don't know is that living in the hills is a clan of wild cannibals that are looking to kill and eat every last family member.

Rating: Very good. I was expecting Wes to make a "Last house on the Left" (which I hated) rehash but just set in the desert. He truly is a great horror film maker.


Highlights: For me it was seeing Michael Berryman when he was younger. He was such a cool guy when I met him at Screamfest that I became an instant fan. He was pretty funny at some parts even though it was probably supposed to be a serious scene.

In case you guys don't know Mr. Berryman, here's a photo of Mike and Stroke. Stroke is the one with hair! Wink
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« Reply #1 on: March 16, 2006, 05:20:46 pm »
That is one ugly dude.










Berryman has seen better days, too.
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« Reply #2 on: March 16, 2006, 05:23:41 pm »
I hope no one remakes Last House on the Left.
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« Reply #3 on: March 16, 2006, 05:25:18 pm »
Quote from: Dave Gray on March 16, 2006, 05:20:46 pm
That is one ugly dude.

Berryman has seen better days, too.

LMFAO....ouch that was a low blow D!!!!!  Grin

I never saw the first version of this flick but I have liked the previews I have seen for this years remake and plan on seeing it. I will have to rent the original too now!!!!!
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« Reply #4 on: March 16, 2006, 07:26:28 pm »
This movie scared the hell out of me when I was younger. Mr. Berryman did a great job
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« Reply #5 on: March 16, 2006, 07:31:57 pm »
Quote from: Dave Gray on March 16, 2006, 05:20:46 pm
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Berryman has seen better days, too.

I swear, I missed your small font zinger, and was about to post that there were actually two ugly dudes...and then I saw your comment. Bitch...

That might be the single ugliest picture of me that I've ever seen. I don't know whether I was making a face, or whether I was really that baked...or if I was passing some bad gas at the moment that made me do that face, but I definitely won't be sending that particular photo to any women.  Undecided

As far as the actual movie review...I am all over this one as soon as it hits pay per view. My kind of movie for sure!
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« Reply #6 on: March 17, 2006, 01:22:58 am »
Quote from: Sunstroke on March 16, 2006, 07:31:57 pm
That might be the single ugliest picture of me that I've ever seen. I don't know whether I was making a face, or whether I was really that baked...or if I was passing some bad gas at the moment that made me do that face, but I definitely won't be sending that particular photo to any women.  Undecided

LOL! Maybe Mike just gave you the heebie jeebies!
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« Reply #7 on: March 17, 2006, 06:56:01 am »
Yeah. I want to see this.  I might have to spend the weekend checking out movies.  Yippeee.  I want to see V is for Vendetta too.
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