Dolphins will always suck

[MUCPhin]

okay, okay, listen you guys really need a life because your taking this way to seriously! really i came to check up on a forum of the team i hate the most! take the constructive criticism and accept it! you need to get away behind your computers and do something with your life! i will go out with my patriots jersey on and get laid! so have fun suckers behind your little fantasy world! 

Videotapes.

[YoFuggedaboutit]

okay, okay, listen you guys really need a life because your taking this way to seriously! really i came to check up on a forum of the team i hate the most! take the constructive criticism and accept it! you need to get away behind your computers and do something with your life! i will go out with my patriots jersey on and get laid! so have fun suckers behind your little fantasy world! 

Yeah, that's right.  You're gonna go put your Pats jersey on, go to your boyfriend's house, and he'll pull anal beads out of your ass while sitting in front of a big statue of Tom Brady.  

All you've done since crawling out of your boyfriend's hole is run your mouth about the Dolphins.  Do you even visit Patriots boards, fruit loop?

[Dave Gray]

^^^

Really....  Why does everything revert to gay sex with you?

[YoFuggedaboutit]

^^^

Really....  Why does everything revert to gay sex with you?

Just keeping the memory of my buddy Carnage alive.   You know he would've gone postal on this piece of shit.

[StL FinFan]

Not all homosexual people are perverse and/or crazy.

[YoFuggedaboutit]

oh snap your so hilarious!  get out of here! the patriots went 18-0 in the regular season! what was miamis record? yea won game, congrats!!! and we have a franchise qb unlike the worthless piece of shit John Beck and josh mccown hes horrible!  so get some skill on your team before you start disrespecting thats better than yours. and cheating don't even start we still made plays and the superbowls we won! so call us cheaters but at least we can say we have won back to back superbowls!

OK, let's take a look at this "True Patriots Fan" post.

oh snap, your so hilarious!   Need to capitalize the o and put you're instead of your.  Did you pass third grade English?

the patriots went 18-0 in the regular season!  what was miamis record?

You need to capitalize the words "the" and "patriots" and you need to put an apostrophe in "Miami's".   Man, I feel sorry for your teachers.

yea won game congrats!!   It should be "Yeah, one game, congrats!!"  God, I love making fun of stupid people with GED's.

and we have a franchise qb unlike the worthless piece of shit John Beck and josh mccown hes horrible!

Need to capitalize "And" as well as "QB" and you also forgot to capitalize Josh McCown.  Also, put an apostrophe in he's and you're golden.  

so get some skill on your team before you start disrespecting thats better than yours  Way off base here with sentence structure.  Forgot to capitalize So, and put an apostrophe in that's.  

and cheating don't even start we still made plays and the superbowls we won!  Again, your sentence structure is out of whack.  Need to capitalize And.  Super Bowls is two words, and you're missing a boatload of commas.  Man, I learned all this shit when I was in third grade.   


Thank you, brainless, your English lesson is over.  I hope next time you feel like messing with me you'll remember how stupid I've made you look today.  I'd also like to add that I truly hope you work in retail or the fast food industry because if your speaking skills are anything like your written, you must cause your employer a ton of embarassment.  Go 19-0 next season, then we'll talk.  But be forewarned, if you lose to the Dolphins, I have no problem posting another message reminding you of your STD's and the fact that you can't wipe your ass.  

[Patriots4life]

Alrighty! okay thank you for the lesson you just wasted a lot of time! and enough of the homosexual comebacks! I'm sorry for not making this site my job! dude if this site crashed completely you would not have a place to go! too bad, i will think about you lame miami fans when i'm down in miami getting your hoes!   
 

[StL FinFan]

I thought you were out having sex.  Oh yeah, it only takes a few minutes to jerk off.

[BingeBag]

Why is everyone entertaining this guy?

[StL FinFan]

Why is everyone entertaining this guy?

Because it's fun, at least for a while.

[fyo]

the patriots went 18-0 in the regular season!  what was miamis record?

You need to capitalize the words "the" and "patriots" and you need to put an apostrophe in "Miami's".   Man, I feel sorry for your teachers.

Well, he also needs to capitalize "miami" and "what".

yea won game congrats!!   It should be "Yeah, one game, congrats!!"  God, I love making fun of stupid people with GED's.

That's quite an assumption.

you must cause your employer a ton of embarassment.

;-)

[fyo]

Because it's fun, at least for a while.

I agree. This is a slow day and the immense stupidity and associated poor English was worth a few laughs.

[Guru-In-Vegas]

Videotapes.

FO.....REAL!!!

lol 

So whose doing the sexing and lying?

[fyo]

too bad, i will think about you lame miami fans when i'm down in miami getting your hoes!   
 

The only hoe you're going to have any luck with is one of these:



And even then you'll have to pay for it.

[AZ Fins Fan 55]

LOL this is comical at best.....Who won the Superbowl this year by the way...just wondering!!!!

What did those 18 wins get you.....same thing it got us with our 1 win......Nothing....there are no awards for 2nd place!!!!!

It must be Spring Break because the children are already getting bored.

Time to grow up son....you clearly show your age....I mean who brags about "getting laid", usually those who have a hard time actually achieving that goal or have never danced between the sheets......pathetic!!!!!

Now go crawl back behind your rock!!!!