Cowboys Trade For Pacman

[TonyB0D]

just heard on ESPn a deal has been reached in principle - 4th rounder this year.  based on performance/behavioral clauses so that if he gets in trouble and doesn't see the field the boys can get their pick back

[Guru-In-Vegas]

LMAO! Why would you even want a piece of shit like that?  To where you have to "behave" for your contract's sake...

[stinkfish]

Isn't he still suspended, and facing a lifetime ban? Why bother now? Why not wait until Goodell makes his ruling? I can't imagine that there would be a lot of other GM's competing for this thug.

[landlocked]

just another reason why i am no longer a cowboys fan.only that idiot jerry jones would want a thug like pac man on his team.good luck with him staying out of trouble in dallas where there is a strip club on every corner.

[fyo]

Isn't he still suspended, and facing a lifetime ban? Why bother now? Why not wait until Goodell makes his ruling? I can't imagine that there would be a lot of other GM's competing for this thug.

If he's not reinstated, the Cowboys get the Titans' 4th rounder next year.

[YoFuggedaboutit]

Trading a low round pick for a former first rounder.... based on the way this guy can play, it's worth the gamble.

[BJL]

Trading a low round pick for a former first rounder.... based on the way this guy can play, it's worth the gamble.

Based on the way this guy could play...

He's been out of football for a while. He probably won't be the player he was. That's why I don't understand the desire to trade for him. He's got a lot of coulds attached to him...

Could he still play...
Could he stay out of trouble...
Could he even be reinstated...

...I don't see the reward for a team to deal with it.

[YoFuggedaboutit]

Based on the way this guy could play...

He's been out of football for a while. He probably won't be the player he was. That's why I don't understand the desire to trade for him. He's got a lot of coulds attached to him...

Could he still play...
Could he stay out of trouble...
Could he even be reinstated...

...I don't see the reward for a team to deal with it.

I think he can still play..... if, and that's a big if, he can stay out of trouble.

[MaineDolFan]

In related news, the Dallas Cowboys have hired Jeffrey Dahmer as their public relations specialist.  Cowboys owner Jerry Jones on the potential risks:
"We know some people were discovered hacked up in zip lock bags in Jeff's freezer once before.  We also understand he used to drill holes in people's head and pour anti-freeze into their brains in efforts to turn them into sexual zombies.  Other than that, he's a great guy.  We think he's turned a corner."

[stinkfish]

If he's not reinstated, the Cowboys get the Titans' 4th rounder next year.

So the Titans must be really confident that he will get reinstated

[bsfins]

In related news, the Dallas Cowboys have hired Jeffrey Dahmer as their public relations specialist.  Cowboys owner Jerry Jones on the potential risks:
"We know some people were discovered hacked up in zip lock bags in Jeff's freezer once before.  We also understand he used to drill holes in people's head and pour anti-freeze into their brains in efforts to turn them into sexual zombies.  Other than that, he's a great guy.  We think he's turned a corner."

Wow they figured a way to bring Dahmer back from the dead....What a waste of technology...They should have brought back Marylin Monroe first....

[TEKGOD]

I hate the Cowboys, but this is a great move for both teams.
A young, physical shut-down corner & game changer who is also an upgrade from Newman for only a *conditional* 4th rounder or two depending on playing time is a steal.

[Sunstroke]

Dallas won't lose a single game this year, as long as all of their games are scheduled at 2 AM in the parking lot outside a strip club.

[Denver_Bronco]

Dallas won't lose a single game this year, as long as all of their games are scheduled at 2 AM in the parking lot outside a strip club.

I'll give you this one. Now this is comedic genius.......

 

[Sunstroke]

^^^ I'll be honest with ya, I came up with that gag for Dallas when Michael Irvin was playing. I just dusted it off for Pacman.

I can see it though, Cowboys-Giants outside the Cheetah Club. Right before the snap, Pacman makes it rain dollar bills, so NY can't see DeMarcus Ware blitzing. Ware t-bones Eli from the blindside and drives him face first into Strahan's Bentley.

...and the crowd goes wild!!